Junkman Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Is there a car she fancies that could be purchased? Nope. Buy her something more appropriate for the mileage she does? I sadly can't afford a Buick Roadmaster at the moment. Or maybe it's time for his and hers matching 405s? Although my memory is sketchy as fuck nowadays, I think we have already established that 405s aren't readily available to buy? Sod it all, just give the junkwoman the Mobylette and the child can ride pillion! I let you in on some funny facts now: In the Ununited Kingdom you need a driving licence, a registration and an MoT for a moped, which you also have to tax if you want to use it. I've not heard anything this ridiculous in all my life until after I bought a moped in the UK, but it's true! richardthestag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 That 605 looks gr8 Sadly it's only a two litre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Purchase back your old Granada Estate? IIRC you did not want to sell it but it had to be sold off in haste to make way for the Green Lean Machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 21, 2018 Author Share Posted June 21, 2018 Wrong. The Beastestate and the Green Lean Machine had to be sold off in haste because life is a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleyeller Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I am personally of the opinion that the Velsatis is frankly the only sensible option for your frankly very specific/unrealistic stipulations Mr J! 3.5 litre, V6, Petrol, Automatic, 12 months MOT and in your back yard, £850. And you only need to sell the wings as a separate item, you can then sell the Merc when an eligible idiot walks past your drive! https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/12-months-mot-does-require-a-bit-of-tlc-to-make-it-perfect-but-does-run/1303080832 Schaefft, Asimo, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LessThanEqual Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 I am personally of the opinion that the Velsatis is frankly the only sensible option for your frankly very specific/unrealistic stipulations Mr J! 3.5 litre, V6, Petrol, Automatic, 12 months MOT and in your back yard, £850. And you only need to sell the wings as a separate item, you can then sell the Merc when an eligible idiot walks past your drive! https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/12-months-mot-does-require-a-bit-of-tlc-to-make-it-perfect-but-does-run/1303080832Is it the same VQ35 V6 that is found in a 350z? Should be reliable* in that case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schaefft Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 Is it the same VQ35 V6 that is found in a 350z? Should be reliable* in that case.More or less, which is making the Vel Satis strangely appealing. However, pretty much everything else breaks on them. But who care for under a grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 £583 road tax if you pay by direct debit though! Five hundred and eighty three pounds! doubleyeller 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleyeller Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 £583 road tax if you pay by direct debit though! Five hundred and eighty three pounds! In the words of the immortal Junkman: "And so fucking whaaat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 The only way that 605 could be more Junkman is if it was in a giant Revell box and wearing a fucking Tyrolean hat. Conrad D. Conelrad, Junkman, egg and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 £583 road tax if you pay by direct debit though! Five hundred and eighty three pounds! That's only £48.50 for a month and it's bound to be off the road for the next eleven. Junkman, clayts450, rantingYoof and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talbot Posted June 21, 2018 Share Posted June 21, 2018 The only way that 605 could be more Junkman is if it had 1.5 times the number of cylinders & cc it currently has. /predictable post Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Is it the same VQ35 V6 that is found in a 350z? Should be reliable* in that case.Every gasket on mine was made from only that special brittle material you find with a red post office elastic band, left out in the sun for two years.Oh and OMFG timing chain rattles! GIB Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 This is basically a more modern Australian Granada is it not? https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F263771744709 dome and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 This is basically a more modern Australian Granada is it not? https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F263771744709 EIGHTEEN HUNDRED POUNDS!!! That must be the most expensive AU Falcon in the World! It's not even the posh model, just a boggo Forte! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 . https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F263765824678 Not Diesel so Euro LEZ compliant. Family/luggage trailer possibilly available by seperate negotiation. loserone, Junkman, Lacquer Peel and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 Had I the several thousand Pounds Sterling this will eventually be bid to, I'd so bloody own it, it's unreal.That, or a Lanz Bulldog. Dave_Q and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 Der Führerwagen is gone! Jim Bell, RobT and pshome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleyeller Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Der Führerwagen is gone!How did that happen? I thought it had all fallen through.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 Well, it hasn't in the end.And best of all, it went to a professional restorer. RobT, egg, pshome and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 You must purchase that tractor, it has the GGG stamped on it already. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleyeller Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Excellent stuff! So what are you going to go for in the final analysis - the Velshittis? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Excellent stuff! So what are you going to go for in the final analysis - the Velshittis? Full leather interior DuncanBannatyneAhmOot.gif BorniteIdentity and CGSB 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 What will JM buy next? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 Der Führerwagen is gone!Crack on and buy this then. Ends tomorrow. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Jaguar-XJ6-4-0-Majestic-LWB/263769773622?hash=item3d69e75636:g:cPoAAOSwkJZbKpLn phil_lihp, Magnificent Rustbucket, Uncle Jimmy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted June 22, 2018 Share Posted June 22, 2018 I'm sure Eddy could draw up an attractive finance plan for Huggy lol Magnificent Rustbucket and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 22, 2018 Author Share Posted June 22, 2018 What will JM buy next? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel A presentable sensible modern car that's economical, yet provides reasonable comfort,the selection of which being based on the suggestions in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 ...but you already have a Renault 16, why would you need another one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted June 23, 2018 Author Share Posted June 23, 2018 Because my signature is too short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted June 23, 2018 Share Posted June 23, 2018 Increase font size? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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