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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I disagree. I quite like that! Mind you, you do leave yourself open for the classic response in an accident. "I never saw you mate!"

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messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

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so, just what are you buying apart from a munter of a car that has been Frankensteined from something quite pretty into an abortion!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960-BERKELEY ... 4160c6a65e

 

1960 Berkeley T60 Rolling shell now with seperate chassis.

 

Will need a trailer to take away. Also available Mini Cooper discs and brakes and old 850cc engine needs work also standard wheels and seats negotiable.

 

May be able to find other parts. Moved house and too much on now to finish. Restore your youth in mind if not body!!

 

A real enthusiasts car and will make a great summer machine.

 

it'll make a fecking ugly piece of shit, you mean! Oh, not, actually it won't make a piece of shit - it's that already!

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scooters Rank: Renault 16

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Wonder what you would do with this after you bought it? £5500 is an expensive lark.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RARE-1964-HARDING-ELECTRIC-BATH-CAR-Only-1-sale-/230718328804?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35b7e24fe4

 

 

if I ended up immobile I'd have that fekker outside scooters towers before you could say "bad luck scooters do you want to buy some hand controls for a BX?"

 

what an alternative to a grannymobile!!! - sort of Mr-Potter-from-wonderful-life-monty-burns-evil-step-mother-walking- stick-shaking chariot. An excellent 1920's American robber baron flavour to it

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scooters Rank: Renault 16

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Wow! Doesn't this look a beaut!

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C272686

 

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28,000 miles from new. Bit pricey mind.

 

probably about right for this - show car really and CXs have been on the up recently (obviously after I sold my last one). Also vendor is well known in shitroen circles - has a collection of minters - his Prestige one is my favourite and 3 are up for sale at the moment - when one sells he's pulling the other 2 from sale..so looks like he is releasing some capital or has been given an arsing from his doris and is following what I call the Linconshire Negociation 'of course dear, I'll sell one but there is no point in letting it go for pennies"

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scooters Rank: Renault 16

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Zoinks! Is that really what it's worth? £487.30?

 

And you couldn't open the box and actually build the fecker 'cause you'd lose all the value, presumably.

 

 

blimey - if I had a tardis it would be right back to 1985 to skelp the 14 year old Scooters round the ereole and tell him not to open it!

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KNOWN MISSING PARTS, WINDSCREEN,FRONT BUMPER,RADIATOR,PETROL TANK,PARCEL SHELF,CARPETS,FRONT INDICATORS AND PROBABLY SOME ODDS AND SODS

 

THE SHELL IS PRETTY SOUND REALLY BUT THERE IS SOME RUST

 

CLUTCH AND BRAKES WILL NEED FREEING UP

 

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£2,895.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-DATSUN-2 ... 9011955358

 

Bruce says this is the most inspirational Z car EVER! It's so clean and well done! Love everyone and each other except if you dare to criticise us!

 

 

-Almost - But - Not - Quite - Important - Person - Enough.

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Wilko220 Rank: Renault 16

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We all 'know' that MkI 3dr Escorts are worth DOLLAR. But, still. £7750?

 

To that spec? Probably! :lol:

 

How about this then...

 

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£9,995.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-R ... 415db9a157

 

or this - it's not even a two door!!!

 

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£7,990.00

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1 ... 45ff92819b

 

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By the way, despite the 7k selling price, the man flogging the mk1 referred to at the top is now considering

BREAKING CAR AND SELLING BARE SHELL

 

Cock!

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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We all 'know' that MkI 3dr Escorts are worth DOLLAR. But, still. £7750?

 

To that spec? Probably! :lol:

 

How about this then...

 

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Ah, but that isn't a Mk1, even if it does have enough doors to meet the spec. :wink: In fact a Mk1 3dr would pretty much have to be the estate, which IIRC doesn't command the top money.

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autofive Rank: Renault 16

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100,000 mile G plate Micra =
True Collectors Car

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Micra- ... 3a6ea56297

Price: £1,095.00

Mahoosive LOL

 

just sent the seller a message:

Your auction description is hilarious, and like most of the jokey ebay adverts for overpriced crap, it should attract lots of views. Good luck with the sale

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