vulgalour Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 That's what he just said, Eddy. forddeliveryboy, robinmasters, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2016 Author Share Posted November 30, 2016 Nah. Not one of those Laura Ashley sofas on wheels, please. alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 We have Laura Ashley sofas. Not really as comfy as a 75. Dave_Q 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeJay Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Junkman has fell for a modern vehicle with fuel injection and leather seats.He'll be driving a 3 year old X5 on finance by next Christmas. No need to guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyboy406v6 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 Mercedes are rather fine motor cars you know ! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 1, 2016 Author Share Posted December 1, 2016 Nah, I'd have noticed that. alcyonecorporation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 Following the Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers' impeccable performance to properly disable the Junkmanish P6and the 405 puking its bettermary today, subject Range Rover is currently the only motive device available to the Junkman Clan. It has hitherto provided sterling service, much in contrast to the prevalent doom gloom pub gossip, as expected.Also, fuel consumption is far from the commonly circulated single digit figures, in fact, it is a whopping 15.9 OMGMPG overall,despite an average speed of a dismal 29 OMGMPH over the entire distance I drove it so far.I may be repeating myself, but it's the latter figure that clearly proves how woeful the infrastructure in this country really is andthat the 'speed kills' horseshit is mere propaganda to justify the desire of one Englishman endorsing the licence of anotherEnglishman for fuck all reason whatsoever except to make his life miserable. billyboy406v6, forddeliveryboy, privatewire and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six-cylinder Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Following the Granadaland Greenhouse Gassers' impeccable performance to properly disable the Junkmanish P6and the 405 puking its bettermary today, subject Range Rover is currently the only motive device available to the Junkman Clan. If you want to drive your Range Rover, just drive drive it, you don't have to break your other cars to justify it! DeeJay and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 I broke only one car and that I didn't on my own.The other car decided to not require my assistance to break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 Would anyone here be interested in my Rangey? £1,800 for the right shiter.There's nothing wrong with that bloody car. No? Thought so. chaseracer, billyboy406v6 and Skizzer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I might well have bitten on that but I've gone and got an Alfa now (Don't ask me to explain why they are close substitutes in my head, that's just how my head is.) chodweaver 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted January 17, 2017 Author Share Posted January 17, 2017 That 2000 Berlina by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC Rebel Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Ha ha! Two weeks after I buy er....a Range Rover. Buses, etc. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Would anyone here be interested in my Rangey? £1,800 for the right shiter.There's nothing wrong with that bloody car. No? Thought so.First year's accounts back for signature. Company in profit AND a tax rebate due. This cannot end well, shitewise... Shit. forddeliveryboy, Junkman, dome and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 For any prospective purchasers, I can confirm that this vehicle is nicer inside than my actual house. It's a bit like what I imagine a high-class opium den might have been like. It's also better on fuel than my house - I suspect it would take more than a gallon to move my house 15.9 miles. AMC Rebel, Twiggy, flat4alfa and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Shit.DO IT DO IT DO IT chaseracer and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Anyone interested? Still nothing else broken.Still under 89k miles.Still drives like a dream.Still MoTed until September Yours for only 1.2 bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditchfinder General Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Would you take a slightly shonky Junkman spec Rover 75 in PX m8? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 27, 2017 Author Share Posted February 27, 2017 Sorry, I can't.Apart from the dosh, I also urgently need the space. Ditchfinder General 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 It's a bloody good job I'm broke, or I'd be even more broke running this as a daily! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doug Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 1200/59=20.33 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gadgetgricey Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 1200/59=20.33 £21 a ticket and a bit of fuel to get you home provided you live within 75 miles I'd be up for a ticket if it went to roffle. (no 28) flat4alfa and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 i have a twitchy trigger finger on this one but timing sucks financially for me Would be up for roffle NorfolkNWeigh and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 I guess a 20 quid roffle would be quite a lead balloon, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkNWeigh Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 I guess a 20 quid roffle would be quite a lead balloon, no?38 and 46 for me please ! Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 14 please. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 Not even ten in the morning and you guys are already full of crack? 0102030405060708091011121314 Dave_Q1516171819202122232425262728 gadgetgricey29303132333435363738 NorfolkNWeigh3940414243444546 NorfolkNWeigh47484950515253545556575859 blakey79, dome, barefoot and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 58 & 59 please Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardthestag Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 2 randoms pleeze Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 28, 2017 Author Share Posted February 28, 2017 01020304 richardthestag05060708091011121314 Dave_Q1516171819202122232425262728 gadgetgricey29303132333435363738 NorfolkNWeigh3940414243444546 NorfolkNWeigh474849505152 richardthestag535455565758 The Moog59 The Moog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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