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Fireworks. If you own pets you'll know where I am coming from.

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Fucking firework,every other house must be stting them off,and have been for hours now even when it was still light.

 

I went out to work wednesday night,there is a rocket lying on the drive in front of my car.

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had a sleet shower while on the moor road back from whitby this afternoon,

 

bloody winter can piss off, i'm fed up of it now.

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Hmmm.... Been 'out and about' today [at work].

 

Passing Kendal, en route to Keswick - from Whitehaven...

 

Skiddaw Peak has a 'white dusting'.

 

 

TS

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Hmmm.... Been 'out and about' today [at work].

 

Passing Kendal, en route to Keswick - from Whitehaven...

 

Skiddaw Peak has a 'white dusting'.

 

 

TS

 

Yup, noticed that today whilst out and about, nothing to be grumpy about though, it'll be like that till April!

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A friend of a friend is raffling a car on Facebook. I'm pretty sure the idea came from here, a few mutual friends seem to have the right connection. Anyway, it's a Mercedes 190E and looks pretty good.

 

Took about an hour for some holier than thou bellend to post a link to MoneySavingExpert "ooh ooh this isn't legal you're not allowed to do that".

 

Fuck all to do with him, nobody is getting shafted, it's basically the value of the car split 59 ways. But noooooo, someone has to have a pop. Gaaah.

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Everyone seems intent on wasting my time with this bloody ZX.

 

'oh hey my brother really wants it, he'll call you later about it'. No call. I then get a call from the guy who messaged chatting absolute shit and not taking a breath between sentences, I wondered who was doing the selling for half of the conversation. Utter dross head.

 

Anyway, no call or contact, I then re-list it as auction with a BIN. Some zero feedback knob clicks BIN within 10 minutes. FUCK SAKE.

 

Now relisted again just as an auction.

 

I can now empathise with people who scrap cars when you're exposed to this sort of fuckery every time you list cars on eBay. It's a lovely car but it's pushing me to the limit right now.

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had a sleet shower while on the moor road back from whitby this afternoon,

 

bloody winter autumn can piss off, i'm fed up of it now.

FTFY.  It's not fucking winter yet.

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FTFY.  It's not fucking winter yet.

 

It might as well be winter, the snowline on Ben Wyvis is lower than I'd like.

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The Ford Edge advert..... Complete Bollocks...... or am I missing something.....

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A friend of a friend is raffling a car on Facebook. I'm pretty sure the idea came from here, a few mutual friends seem to have the right connection. Anyway, it's a Mercedes 190E and looks pretty good.

 

Took about an hour for some holier than thou bellend to post a link to MoneySavingExpert "ooh ooh this isn't legal you're not allowed to do that".

 

Fuck all to do with him, nobody is getting shafted, it's basically the value of the car split 59 ways. But noooooo, someone has to have a pop. Gaaah.

Similarly, my wife put a kids toy for sale on the local for sale group. £3, had one person say yes please, but then no contact. Another person says " you can buy these for £1 at the car boot". Why? Whatever happened to keeping your mouth shut if you've got nothing constructive or nice to say?

 

The urge to wait until this person sells something and trash their sale is both high and very petty.

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Hmmm.... Been 'out and about' today [at work].

Passing Kendal, en route to Keswick - from Whitehaven...

Skiddaw Peak has a 'white dusting'.TS

....evidence of how tired 10h driving makes you...

 

Passing Keswick, en route to Kendal... Doh! :(

 

 

TS

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GUY FAWKES WAS LAST NIGHT SO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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Just saw an S type lose it big time on a round about. It didn't appear to be going fast and I had been round that round about 10 minutes earlier and didn't appear to be anything spilt so I call shit tyres!

 

I'm about to buy a dashcam I would of loved to capture this seeing such a big car like bambi on ice.

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GUY FAWKES WAS LAST NIGHT SO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

this

 

although theres been not as much FRO!!!!!

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It went quiet for a bit and now it's just started again! For fucks sake

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Walked my young pup last Wednesday, the 2nd. We'd not seen a single firework and then fuck me, some cunt decided to detonate a huge crate of explosives just as we walked past the other side of his hedge.

I've managed to chill young Steve the pup down, but if anyone knows a bloke who'd dump a trailer load of manure at the end of the twat's drive, there's a hundred notes in used, crumpled twenties waiting for him here.

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Luckily our dogs (whippets) don't give a shit about fireworks, despite one of them being shit scared of everything, including walks, cars, the rabbit, cats, etc etc.

But FFS people can seriously FRO with fireworks. Halloween can fuck off too.

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We'd not seen a single firework and then fuck me, some cunt decided to detonate a huge crate of explosives just as we walked past the other side of his hedge.

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We had a few fireworks go off last night. The cat just looked at me as if I'd just farted. Gee, thanks cat.

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Jesus H Christ. What is it about owners clubs. Just reading some forums and the amount of self righteous,cantankerous navel gazers is unbelievable.

 

No wonder I like dogs so much.

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The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the dog.

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Our King Charles is so batshit crazy if he had thumbs he'd be setting fireworks off himself.

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had a sleet shower while on the moor road back from whitby this afternoon,

 

bloody winter can piss off, i'm fed up of it now.

Me too, got caught behind a gritter in the 75 for miles last night. Held back from it but its still white with salt. Poor 75  :-(

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GUY FAWKES WAS LAST NIGHT SO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

 

Absolutely; it's thoroughly british to celebrate democracy and the enduring values of the mother of all parliaments through the ceremonial burning of a treacherous catholic. It's also thoroughly british to only do it on the night. All other pyrotechnical activity on any other night of the year aside from celebrating the Queen's birthday, the relief of Mafeking or the sinking of the Bismark are irretrievably scummy.

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