The grumpy thread

[steveo3002]

we wont buy meat at the supermarket anymore it just rank....butchers or costco now

[Jazoli]

MOVE OUT

 

 

How many fucking times...

+1000

[Dirty Rooster]

I'm trying to lose weight here...pictures of you frying half a cow ain't helping

When I needed to lose weight steaks were a nice part of my diet, really!

[Cavcraft]

Pictures of your sister or STFU

 

 

How many fucking times...

One concurs.

[jakebullet]

Trust me you don't want pics unless fat moose's are your thing.

 

In perhaps* related news today she stacked said kia into the back of a land rover, but it's in no way the fault of bald happy lucky ditchfinders. He just stopped too quick.

[bub2006]

If car had illegal tyres then that will come to light id have thought with the investigators. As for fat moose i think pics please still stands so we can make our minds up! On a serious note though get the hell out before it causes you issues

[jakebullet]

Being spawny land rover man said no damage to me, clear off, so idiot only has a restyled bonnet, and no insurance claims.

 

Have a moose. This is 3 years ago, so imagine rest of her now matches the impressive arm bulge:

[Bren]

Cold weather playing hell with my asthma.

 

Sick of spending ££££ on meds that do not work.

 

Going to asthma clinic monday to request a maintenance dose of prednisolone because it's the only thing that works.

 

"But you may get glaucoma and osteoporosis " say doctors.

 

Yes I may - but right now I have little quality of life because I am struggling to breathe. I'll take the chance.

[Pillock]

I'd tap that.

[plasticvandan]

Looks like she's wearing a seatbelt LOLZ

[bub2006]

I'd tap that.

I think i already have. She looks familiar.

[Bren]

Never mind the split arse - what about my asthma?

[sierraman]

Need to stop being so bloody PC and stop worrying about people's feelings etc.

Crap spelling I can tolerate to an extent - you can still see easily what a wrongly spelt word is (and I make mistakes too) but fucking Facebook talk can fuck right off. It's spreading too.

 

In her case I'd say it's intentional too. Able to spell "mechanic" but spell "done" as "dun" FFS

 

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I don't have any of this facebook shit. Theres too many mouthbreathing morons on there who are too busy worrying about what everyone else is doing. I find poor spelling an annoyance, as soon as I get a message through on eBay or Gumtree that's badly worded, it goes in the reject bin.

 

The two above things seem to be a common denominator amongst timewasters and fools. As you say people worry too much about upsetting others and we end up in a state where we can't do anything for fear of offending someone. If I don't agree with what someone says I don't go off saying I'm offended - demanding some form of apology. As they say 'if you set out to please everyone, you'll achieve nothing at all'

[Richard]

Never mind the split arse - what about my asthma?

 

Pillock said he'd tap you even with the asthma, what more do you want?

[bub2006]

Never mind the split arse - what about my asthma?

Sounds a shite situation mate. Damned if you do damned if you dont. I have asthma but nowhere near as bad as yourself.

[taxi paul]

When your asthma has boobs we shall become interested. Now kindly wheeze quietly please.

[Guest Hooli]

I'd tap that.

 

Well you know how to get a fat lass in bed?

 

 

Piece of cake

[Cavcraft]

IT'S NOT FOGGY, YOU FUCKING MORON.

 

(Applies to about 1 in 10 cars on the A41 before when it wasn't foggy)

[LC Torana]

I don't have any of this facebook shit. Theres too many mouthbreathing morons on there who are too busy worrying about what everyone else is doing. I find poor spelling an annoyance, as soon as I get a message through on eBay or Gumtree that's badly worded, it goes in the reject bin.

 

The two above things seem to be a common denominator amongst timewasters and fools. As you say people worry too much about upsetting others and we end up in a state where we can't do anything for fear of offending someone. If I don't agree with what someone says I don't go off saying I'm offended - demanding some form of apology. As they say 'if you set out to please everyone, you'll achieve nothing at all'

 

What eBay and Gumtree need is a plugin to detect and block any bid or question submitted from a mobile phone or tablet.

[bub2006]

Well that would be me screwed buying on ebay seeing as i dont own a pc or laptop

[cobblers]

Can't really say someone posting pictures of their sister and then people weighing in whether or not they'd like a go on her or not is our proudest hour,  but what we can take from this is Jakebullet definitely needs to move out

[Pillock]

I never said I was proud!

 

I think the point I was trying to (crudely) make is that she's not a fat whale or whatever it was she was called that I can't be arsed to scroll back up and check. I understand that her very existence annoys JB but there's a definite way to solve the aggro.

[Parky]

PEOPLE OF ESSEX!!!!

 

Simple servicing and maintenance of your vehicle will help improve lifespan, economy and reliability. Especially reliability. That way it reduces the chances of your vehicle giving up the ghost at a major intersection during rush hour and making everyone else's journey home take three times longer!

 

Also stop driving like twats and you might drive into each other a little less which could prevent sitting in lane three exchanging details as the queue behind you gets longer.

 

Having moaned I have basically guaranteed myself a karma based FTP tomorrow haven't I?

[jakebullet]

I'm practising moving out this weekend. Cottage Whitby-ish with Kinky girl, WCPGW? It's a much better plan than hers of going to Portugal in the summer.

 

I think I'm just scared that in 2 years time I'll have no money 'cos I've bought a woman I no longer like a house. Change is difficult.

[chaseracer]

I think I'm just scared that in 2 years time I'll have no money 'cos I've bought a woman I no longer like a house. Change is difficult.

 

What?  If YOU buy a house with YOUR money, it will be in YOUR name - unless you choose to do otherwise.

 

And yes, change can be difficult.  It's called LIFE.

[Dave_Q]

I dunno, sounds like complaining about the same thing indefinitely might be better.

[Pillock]

Absolutely, you need to do this on your own and get KG along for the ride (pun not intended, but it's quite good so I'm leaving it in).

[Cheggers]

I'm practising moving out this weekend. Cottage Whitby-ish with Kinky girl, WCPGW? It's a much better plan than hers of going to Portugal in the summer.

 

I think I'm just scared that in 2 years time I'll have no money 'cos I've bought a woman I no longer like a house. Change is difficult.

You're not "practising moving out", you're having a weekend away. That's like walking out to the car and calling it training for the olympics.

 

On the Single & Sad thread there are folks discussing if/how/when to walk away from a wife and young family with no money. Leaving the parental home isn't even close in terms of difficulty, it's just part of growing up. Same as acne and pubic hair.

 

Change is fun.

[doobietoo]

PEOPLE OF ESSEX!!!!

 

Simple servicing and maintenance of your vehicle will help improve lifespan, economy and reliability. Especially reliability. That way it reduces the chances of your vehicle giving up the ghost at a major intersection during rush hour and making everyone else's journey home take three times longer!

Having moaned I have basically guaranteed myself a karma based FTP tomorrow haven't I?

 

Who are you and what have you done with Parky??

[jakebullet]

It's training for the olympics to me. Easy for you lot who've been there n done that. Last 3 weekends away have ended up with me spending most of the time shitting for England thanks to off the scale anxiety.

 

Anyways, boring you all now. Appreciate plan should be work towards moving out, and will work on it.