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Ross_K

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Last MOT  - 11 May 2016. Can the system take that long to update?

 

Looks a tad grotty to me. Watchlisted anyway.

 

Seller also has this (both look like deceased estate 'finds'):

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-BONNEVILLE-T100-only-16643-miles/172997129394?hash=item28476eb4b2:g:SUMAAOSw9idaGsqp

 

brruuuuum! brrrrrrummmmmm, brrruuuuuuuum.......

 

"excuse me, are you a ton-up boy?"

 

https://youtu.be/K1GynLWtyMk?list=RDK1GynLWtyMk&t=10

 

this is what i think a motorcycle should look like, it is just right for a ton up boy to ride....

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-205-1-6-Auto-full-MOT-low-mileage-fully-serviced-incl-cam-belt-change/173035116976

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has the same capacity engine,  as the early GTi, but de-tuned

 

 

has the same size and capacity engine as the early 1.6L GTi, albeit detuned

 

 

Is this the one with basically the same engine as the GTI, but detuned?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/W124-Mercedes-Benz-300E-LEATHER-1-Owner-Since-1991-79-000-miles-Time-Warp/232589473942

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Interior: 8 out of 10

Exterior: 7 out 10

Drive: 8 out of 10

Service History: DVLA/VOSA Print Out

Suggested Retail Price: £4,999

Estimated Value In 3 Years: £10,000

 

May I please see the criteria these conclusions are based on?

 

 

 

Don't be the guy who said 'I remember when these were peanuts and now they are mega money' five years from now.

 

I can top that easily. I'm the guy who once said "there will never be the day Granadas are rare".

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Gummy grannies like it hard, how may I please you? Whoops, sorry, wrong day. 

 

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Stupid & Co, how can I hel...

 

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Yeah, I'd like two fucking hopeless blue tits floundering at the bottom of a pond as some swimming magpies circle above

 

 

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Anything else, sir?

 

Yes, please. I'd like a pontoon eyed Toyah Wilcox with a builder's arse for a chest riding a kids inflatable shark on Rhyl beach as she's farting. Oh aye, have that Susanna Reid bint off ITV on the bonnet with a sneaky look on her face like she's just taken a Richard in Piers Morgan's man bag 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Show-Winning-Custom-Smart-Car-Very-High-Spec-Immaculate/292376431596?hash=item4412fe4bec:g:p2EAAOSwX3FaOPx4

 

'Ocean Glamour Fantasy. The aim from inception was to create one of the most modified Smart Coupes on the planet.'

 

God alone knows what kind of 'fantasy' this was based on, but I'd stop eating cheese and magic mushrooms before bed if I were you.
 

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