eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

Money to be lost.

 

EFA

[11001010]

 

https://www.sauto.cz/osobni/detail/tatra/t613/16697182

[11001010]

 

https://www.sauto.cz/osobni/detail/peugeot/106/16833479

[Junkman]

Shit the bed!

 

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=250881911

[Hertz]

Was 1 owner from new (a retired banker)

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C928281

[11001010]

 

https://auto.bazos.cz/inzerat/83400846/BAZ-MNA-900-Opakovany-Prototyp-1.php

 

[11001010]

 

https://auto.bazos.cz/inzerat/83562133/Velorex-350-ctyrkolovy.php

[Junkman]

https://auto.bazos.cz/inzerat/81722639/autobus-Skoda-706-RTO-pojizdny.php

 

[11001010]

 

https://auto.bazos.cz/inzerat/83373188/MOSKVIC-410-POHON-4-x-4.php

[Cavcraft]

'Hello, is that BP? Yeah, erm, Dennis said it was ok for me to come in and load 13,000 litres of diesel.'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-Seddon-Atkinson-201-Tanker/263400101365?hash=item3d53de95f5:g:~E8AAOSwoydWlk~1

[rantingYoof]

23BF7N.jpegAbQF3d.jpeg1V7F3p.jpegViVF7b.jpeg

 

https://www.sauto.cz/osobni/detail/tatra/t613/16697182

 

10/10 WOULD BE ASSASSINATED IN

[Cavcraft]

There is absolutely no sensible or discernible reason to buy this, but what a way to guff £4,950

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FODEN-S85-6X4-WITH-ECON-GRITTER-BODY/112705367111?hash=item1a3dc36c47:g:WycAAOSwv~1aPRWG

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-VW-T5-campervan/322952028415?hash=item4b3170e0ff:g:iJMAAOSwFb5aPHU0

 

'Artwork done by Jason Mcquillen, local artist'

 

 

 

​Cannot actually be arsed Googling this to find out if he is a 6 year old with a drink problem.

[Timewaster]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-VW-T5-campervan/322952028415?hash=item4b3170e0ff:g:iJMAAOSwFb5aPHU0

 

'Artwork done by Jason Mcquillen, local artist'

 

 

 

​Cannot actually be arsed Googling this to find out if he is a 6 year old with a drink problem.

I quote Frank Skinner "I find in most situations if you substitute the word Local with the word Crap, it usually still works"

[Cavcraft]

Just like a rollin' frame
I'm outside lookin' in

But if your chance came would you take it
to the weighbridge I begin
I'm Mandille, scrap me 

 

 

 

Oh and when they pulled her from the canal

and her downpipe couldn't be found

was it in my mind it seems I had a crazy dream

I told them so, but they said no no no no

I'm Mandille, scrap me

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1936-Mandille-et-Roux-100cc-French-barn-find-project/202156021108?hash=item2f11701574:g:dagAAOSw-jFaPTwQ

[Cavcraft]

To do list:

 

Advertise car on eBay: Check

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-206-look/322953268408?hash=item4b3183ccb8:g:s-EAAOSwBjdaPVu4

 

Repaint bodywork with Tippex: Check

 

[flat4alfa]

BELMONT COPART

 

https://www.copart.co.uk/lot/49309027

[somewhatfoolish]

There is absolutely no sensible or discernible reason to buy this, but what a way to guff £4,950

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FODEN-S85-6X4-WITH-ECON-GRITTER-BODY/112705367111?hash=item1a3dc36c47:g:WycAAOSwv~1aPRWG

Because OMGSNOWKAOS obvs; get the vendor to throw in a plough blade and you're off to the races.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Estima-MPV-Spares-or-Repair/332496158956?hash=item4d6a50c0ec:g:SN4AAOSwttVaPUpl

 

'A very solid, bulletproof type of the vehicle'

 

'Bad points-
The head gasket has gone!!!' 

[155V6]

To do list:

 

Advertise car on eBay: Check

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-206-look/322953268408?hash=item4b3183ccb8:g:s-EAAOSwBjdaPVu4

 

Repaint bodywork with Tippex: Check

 

[spartacus]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Estima-MPV-Spares-or-Repair/332496158956?hash=item4d6a50c0ec:g:SN4AAOSwttVaPUpl

 

'

A very solid, bulletproof type of the vehicle

'

 

'Bad points-

The head gasket has gone!!!'

And the head will be cracked, and the rad will be blocked in the middle, part of the overheating problem, and it'll be pissing oil out of the front cover seal.

Fantastic versatile vehicle, ruined by a crap engine.

Soz.

[Asimo]

3 litre P100 bakkie. Another "give up on project as soon as it arrives in UK" import.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-mk5-cortina-p100-3-0-essex/263362660356?hash=item3d51a34804:g:~WYAAOSwc2FaJEvO

[aerodynamically_challenged]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-Van-Unfinished-Project/122830361685?hash=item1c99429455:g:L-IAAOSwLYBaGwKo

[aerodynamically_challenged]

ruined MR2

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/355-Replica-Kitcar-Unfinished-Project-Not-Much-Work-Needed-To-Finish/222766040287?hash=item33dde404df:g:dCAAAOSwNGhZ38kL

[aerodynamically_challenged]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JAGUAR-XJS-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-STRICTLY-FOR-SPARES-FAULTY-INCOMPETE-ETC/162816586008?hash=item25e89ff118:g:pc4AAOSwpFlaPXnl

 

 

 

 I have no idea about previous history

 

 

I believe engine is faulty , no idea about gearbox etc.

 

 

I have no idea what's missing or faulty

 

 

No idea about parts inside the car

At least he's honest

[aerodynamically_challenged]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-monster-truck-project-off-roader-4x4/112680349400?hash=item1a3c45aed8:g:1ocAAOSwO9JaDXNP

[aerodynamically_challenged]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-VITESSE-CONVERTIBLE-COUPE-Kenilworth-Dragster-Replica/152821378881?hash=item2394dd2f41:g:RUIAAOSwXaRaKp5N

 

 

The car is affectionately known as PC Bumbles

[aerodynamically_challenged]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BARN-FIND-FORD-ESCORT-MK2-ESCORT-1600-4-DOOR-ROLLING-SHELL-V5C-3-OWNER-98K/162807517784?hash=item25e8159258:g:oT8AAOSwAHtaNRG3

 

 

BARN FIND

A scabby bit of grass next to your driveway is not a barn

 

[aerodynamically_challenged]

 

 

Not Barn find

That's different

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-Classic-Not-Barn-find-Skoda-Rapid-130-Garde-not-Estelle/302568914943?hash=item4672833fff:g:22kAAOSw4aBaNtjK

[Dick Cheeseburger]

I would love an Imp sadly the days of them being £50 with a blown head gasket are gone

Sounds like you need a mk1 Escort.