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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Hello CF*, I need any car but the interior must make my MiL flip out. She is epileptic BTW

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-Austin-Rover-metro-s-lovely-low-miles-red-classic-car-new-mot-k-Reg/122856210733?hash=item1c9acd012d:g:0DgAAOSwk1haMp-~

 

Certainly sir

 

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that looks pretty boring, whats the interior like?

 

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fuck I can see through space and time

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320touring Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

320touring

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Have we got any shitters in Northern Virginia. I am really interested in this Corvair but the seller isn't talking to me. It seems even though we speak the same language the Americans are harder to deal with than the French.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/d/1964-chevrolet-corvair-monza/6421436094.html

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"Make America Unsafe at any speed Again"!!!!

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Hi is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport?

 

yes sir how might we abuse you?

 

I fancy a new anonymous crapbox from Ford, have you got something that I might use for a scappage trade in..?

 

yes cert....

 

Oh it must create a tabloid shitstorm and damage Ford UK reputation beyond all hope..

 

Sir we have just the thing

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-Standard-10/132311971991?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3D874dcef067aa43f687d8b38c438dfd22%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222732682349&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

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**** at £1350 this should probably be in the bargains thread

djoptix Rank: Renault 16

djoptix

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I R disagree, that looks quite good actually.

djoptix Rank: Renault 16

djoptix

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If rocking horse faeces and chicken dentures are just that bit too common for you, here is a cheap Renault 4.

 

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RHD too! Money to be made.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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There is absolutely no sensible or discernible reason to buy this, but what a way to guff £4,950

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FODEN-S85-6X4-WITH-ECON-GRITTER-BODY/112705367111?hash=item1a3dc36c47:g:WycAAOSwv~1aPRWG

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-VW-T5-campervan/322952028415?hash=item4b3170e0ff:g:iJMAAOSwFb5aPHU0

 

'Artwork done by Jason Mcquillen, local artist'

 

 

 

​Cannot actually be arsed Googling this to find out if he is a 6 year old with a drink problem.

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-VW-T5-campervan/322952028415?hash=item4b3170e0ff:g:iJMAAOSwFb5aPHU0

 

'Artwork done by Jason Mcquillen, local artist'

 

 

 

​Cannot actually be arsed Googling this to find out if he is a 6 year old with a drink problem.

I quote Frank Skinner "I find in most situations if you substitute the word Local with the word Crap, it usually still works"

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Just like a rollin' frame
I'm outside lookin' in

But if your chance came would you take it
to the weighbridge I begin
I'm Mandille, scrap me 

 

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Oh and when they pulled her from the canal

and her downpipe couldn't be found

was it in my mind it seems I had a crazy dream

I told them so, but they said no no no no

I'm Mandille, scrap me

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1936-Mandille-et-Roux-100cc-French-barn-find-project/202156021108?hash=item2f11701574:g:dagAAOSw-jFaPTwQ

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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There is absolutely no sensible or discernible reason to buy this, but what a way to guff £4,950

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-FODEN-S85-6X4-WITH-ECON-GRITTER-BODY/112705367111?hash=item1a3dc36c47:g:WycAAOSwv~1aPRWG

Because OMGSNOWKAOS obvs; get the vendor to throw in a plough blade and you're off to the races.
spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Estima-MPV-Spares-or-Repair/332496158956?hash=item4d6a50c0ec:g:SN4AAOSwttVaPUpl

 

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A very solid, bulletproof type of the vehicle

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'Bad points-

The head gasket has gone!!!'

And the head will be cracked, and the rad will be blocked in the middle, part of the overheating problem, and it'll be pissing oil out of the front cover seal.

Fantastic versatile vehicle, ruined by a crap engine.

Soz.

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