eBay tat volume 3.

[Bucketeer]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/other-cars/smart-auto.-left-hand-drive.-77000.-with-crazy-sunroof-see-pics.-no-mot/1280540465

 

 

THE CONSERVATORY COULD BE REMOVED AND PUT BACK TO STANDARD BUT YOU WOULD REQUIRE A NEW SUNROOF TO FIT IN ITS PLACE.

 

[adw1977]

That Smart is, er, different!

Last MOT expired August 2015, I wonder if it had that roof when it last passed an MOT? No relevant advisories in the history.

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201712212204050

 

It might have been snowing but if you want 200 drinking vouchers, moving your arse might help.

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-HILLMAN-AVENGER-DELUXE-1-3-RARE-2-DOOR-CLASSIC-RUNS-SPARES-REPAIR-PROJECT/391951607190?hash=item5b4222e596:g:p8MAAOSwOA1aQ8Do

 

'IT LOOKS BETTER IN PICS THAN IN REALITY'

[Cavcraft]

David Bailey is selling his CF

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Cf2-Chassis-Cab-2-3-Petrol-1984/132448446517?hash=item1ed68ae835:g:rRoAAOSwzRlaRAhd

[Cavcraft]

EAT FRESH EAT LOCAL.  VERY RIPE PEACH FOR SALE

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MG-MAGNETTE-VERY-RARE-BARN-FIND/132448425716?hash=item1ed68a96f4:g:7HgAAOSwO7haQ~4x

 

[11001010]

 

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/oldtimer-volvo-740-2-3-wagon-grijskenteken-nieuwe-apk-verhoogt-gasoline-blue-b64bd55f-f0c8-44c8-9abf-e2610d4d8361?cldtidx=6

[Junkman]

Buy a proper estate.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hillman-Hunter-1971/322962660280

 

 

 

has blue leather seats

 

 

 

I always secretly suspected people living in houses like that can't tell plastic from leather.

It's nice to know that yet another one of my prejudices turns out to be true.

[11001010]

 

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/talbot-horizon-1-1-ls-imp-gpl-lpg-white-5a608f57-8ad5-d01f-e053-e350040a0fc7?cldtidx=13

[Cavcraft]

Hands up who wants an ice cream trailer that seems to be on the moon

 

 

One small cone for man, one giant lick for mankind?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ICE-CREAM-CART-TRAILER/322963382886?hash=item4b321e2266:g:a9oAAOSwY~1aRA1T

 

 

It's so fucked it looks like it orbited earth several times, then fell into a quarry at several million miles an hour.

[11001010]

€2900,-

 

 

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/ford-orion-1-3-gl-gasoline-blue-4c534d56-4707-8174-e053-e350040a3ac0?cldtidx=8

[Cavcraft]

Shall we drive to the shops in the next street, dear?

 

 

Fuck it, we'll walk it'll be a lot quicker

 

 

 

(Kudos for the half-mast beige trousers)

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-ZX-Estate-Diesel-Auto-1995-N-reg-Avantage-low-mileage-excellent-cond/232610824608?hash=item3628af81a0:g:~AcAAOSwSrNaQ7cF

[11001010]

 

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/peugeot-505-2-5-gtd-turbo-diesel-grey-b5e41458-264b-ee3f-e053-e350040a0b1b?cldtidx=9

[Mally]

'Hello, is that BP? Yeah, erm, Dennis said it was ok for me to come in and load 13,000 litres of diesel.'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-B-Seddon-Atkinson-201-Tanker/263400101365?hash=item3d53de95f5:g:~E8AAOSwoydWlk~1

 

Truck of the year when it came out I'll have you know. 

It's quite likely I helped to build it.

International Harvester engine, gear lever worked the wrong way round.

The Yanks owned Seddon at the time.

 

They were crap when they were new.

[Cavcraft]

I know I'm caught up in the middle
I cry just a little
When I think of letting go
Oh no, only nipped out for a piddle

 

 

I cried just a little
When she bumped her Daewoo in the dark

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/daewoo-matiz/202162497045?hash=item2f11d2e615:g:6aQAAOSwvApaQ9Vw

[panhard65]

0326208994007.jpg0326208994004.jpg

 

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/peugeot-505-2-5-gtd-turbo-diesel-grey-b5e41458-264b-ee3f-e053-e350040a0b1b?cldtidx=9

Does anyone know how much of a ball ache it is to import  from Spain. Could I fly out and drive one of these baby's back ??

[RobT]

By rights being a dizzler estate, this Mondeo should be a shit heap having been used as a van substitute by a plasterer or something. Actually looks rather nice. Could be cheap too, ends tomorrow.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-LX-D-TURBO-ESTATE-ONLY-75000-MILES-FROM-NEW-1-DAY-AUCTION-NO-RESERVE/122882899831?hash=item1c9c643f77:g:6jUAAOSwZtlaQ6rl

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Del-Boy-van-robin-reliant/173057787982

 

 

Del Boy van robin reliant

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-18-Turbo-Project-Spares-or-repair-LHD-NO-RESERVE/312033310304

 

 

This car has been recently imported from Portugal.

 

Why?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/volvo-240DL-Estate-1984/182984974101

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-polo-1-1c/132448009298

 

 

 

this is a project for someone

 

It's fucked.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-1985-1-1-Peugeot-205-phase-one-For-spares-Repairsor-Rally-banger-shell/142636854137

 

 

 

Still a great investment

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-VW-PASSAT-1-9-GL5-B2-ESTATE-1-OWNER-SH-ORIGINAL-PROJECT-FOR-RESTORATION/202154605001

 

 

I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SELL THIS CAR

 

I REALLY WANT THIS TO GO

 

[Parky]

Import Corolla Auto Estate with 4wd. Bet this is a useful WBOD

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-corolla-estate/122881346048?hash=item1c9c4c8a00:g:knQAAOSwdJ9aQpuc

[Asimo]

Does anyone know how much of a ball ache it is to import  from Spain. Could I fly out and drive one of these baby's back ??

Arrange insurance. Fly. Buy. Drive. Ferry from Santander. Home. These things need to be done now while Somerset is still in the EEC 'cause it will never be easier.

[spike60]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Del-Boy-van-robin-reliant/173057787982

" Del Boy van robin reliant"    Were these ever funny? Why wasn't my Scimitar a Scimitar Reliant? FFS

[somewhatfoolish]

These people will be amongst the first up against the wall when the shite revolution comes.

[Junkman]

Don't start the revolution without me!

[doug]

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

Its too expensive and too far away.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Kitten-Estate-T-reg-NICE-ORIGINAL-CAR/352241119653?hash=item520334f1a5:g:An8AAOSw8axaQ2kQ

[mercrocker]

Ten to one that Kitten gets re-listed by February with a rebel flag roof and "01" on each door.   Only hope they don't try and weld them shut.....