eBay tat volume 3.

[clayts450]

These are getting pretty rare nowadays - MoT till August, £400 for 1 owner, lo mileage giffermatic Brava action

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-brava-1.6-sx-automatic-1-owner-from-new-49000-miles-service-history-and-old-mots/1280298686

[clayts450]

Auto-L series dizzla (no OMGHGF) top spec Freelander for £400 in Amersham with ticket till June

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/land-rover/bargain-%C2%A3400-to-clear.-2003-land-rover-freelander-td4-es-premium..-5-door..-tip-automatic..-diesel.-/1280293404

[brownnova]

 

When was the last time you saw one of these on the road!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-SWIFT-1-3-EXECUTIVE-1988-FULL-MOT-ONLY-1-OWNER-FROM-NEW-61000-MILES/282752599266?hash=item41d55e44e2:g:5nkAAOSwDEtaLVnV

 

[Junkman]

https://www.car.gr/11897861-mini-cooper

[brownnova]

Erm....

 

 

That's... interesting

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Casalini-Sulky-PETROL-MANUAL-1981/311943583116?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49130%26meid%3D83980e0412954fa186169c8044d145ca%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D6%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D253308183384&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[brownnova]

Shuttle.... Ooof!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Civic-Shuttle-1-4-GL-5-Door-Hatch-Classic/192402907045?hash=item2ccc1b5fa5:g:gEMAAOSw0wRaOULH

[Junkman]

https://www.car.gr/12036563-nissan-120y

[Junkman]

https://www.car.gr/5578194-simca-1301-special

 

[Junkman]

Shitting Nora!

 

https://www.car.gr/8037935-mazda-rx-9-wankel-rotary-a-c

 

[Junkman]

https://www.car.gr/11855050-renault-r-4

 

[richardthestag]

https://www.car.gr/11897861-mini-cooper

 

pics nicked from Merican customs or such like destroying imported cars that have dodgy ID to get them in without full compliance etc.

 

The irony is that the later minis are slightly safer than the earlier cars that are allowed to enter.

 

Merica - land of the fucked up

[castros_bro]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LLOYD-ALEXANDER-TS/182930583172?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49131%26meid%3Df2c2eb9b528f43f5a3eeb17efcdc60fe%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D282779800695&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

[Quiller]

0326805983003.jpg

 

https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/others-others-bohse-eurostar-raritaet-funcar-gasoline-white-ad38d058-177b-5770-e053-e350040a0e72?cldtidx=16

Based on a Lada!

[Asimo]

That Greek RX 9 is quite some find and at not much more than a grand / p-ex for anything seems really good value. Good subject for a collection thread!

Note there is an English button at the top of the web page if you can't read squiggle.

[wuvvum]

If rocking horse faeces and chicken dentures are just that bit too common for you, here is a cheap Renault 4.

 

[clayts450]

Rover 75 for £200 in need of non-specific "engine repair"

 

 

 

Engine size 1796

 

Ah, I think we've diagnosed the issue, Doctor Kettle

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-1.8-turbo-manual/1280361058

[clayts450]

A more healthy kettle in 214SEi stylee, £600

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-214-sei-n-reg-/1280330796

[rantingYoof]

'53 plate VW Passat 2.3 V5 wagon...

 

Passat 1.jpg

Passat 2.jpg

Passat 3.JPG

 

**MOTless Passat**

 

Now with 12 month's MOT (which is completely clean - no advisories or anything) and massive price drop to £1700! The advert boasts 'new front outer CV joints'; do we think all the other things on this list have been done too?

 

 

Would be marvellous if they have, but call me a cynic...

[oldcars]

https://www.car.gr/12036563-nissan-120y

TRIMS! Best trims ever.

[richardthestag]

pics nicked from Merican customs or such like destroying imported cars that have dodgy ID to get them in without full compliance etc.

 

The irony is that the later minis are slightly safer than the earlier cars that are allowed to enter.

 

Merica - land of the fucked up

 

found it

 

 

dont view if of a sensitive disposition, like traditional minis, or just cannot stand waste

[11001010]

 

https://www.sbazar.cz/radek.zeman0/detail/21979501-prodam-vysoke-kolo

[richardthestag]

Hello is that Carlos Fandago Motorsports?

 

Yes, How can we abuse you?

 

I really enjoy abuse, can you customise me something appropriate?

 

Certainly sir....

 

Oh and I want folk to stare open mouthed and think You sad and desperate cunt while at the same time feeling ever so slightly sorry for me

 

Sir we have just the thing for you

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-308-GTB-Replica-built-on-Lancia-Beta-frame-Pace-Quadriga-308-Body/362191900304?hash=item545451ce90:g:M1IAAOSwn1FZsRbi

 

[richardthestag]

Hello is that CF* Motorsports ooh I fancy a v12 E-Type what have you got?

 

yes we have this

 

95% complete nothing vital missing the tub is very rusty and could be repaired but only by very experienced person it's a American import with all dutys paid Been stripped good frames auto box recent leather seat covers 4 new tyres on steel wheels good bonnet been blasted ready for paint all glass present

 

New tyres! 95%! Blimey it must be almost done?

 

Yes, here are some pics.....Oh our camera is fucked which means that we can only stand 1foot away else it goes out of focus.

 

 

looks a bit fucked, got anything so I can see the whole car?

 

 

Cant see what that is!

 

Yes sir we did mention that our camera is fucked. Want to buy it at 15 bags?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-e-type-v12/152832003590?hash=item23957f4e06:g:sjQAAOSwUMxaNmB2

 

 

*Carlos Fandango

[64A60]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1480109932038515

[richardthestag]

Hello CF*, I need any car but the interior must make my MiL flip out. She is epileptic BTW

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-metro-Austin-Rover-metro-s-lovely-low-miles-red-classic-car-new-mot-k-Reg/122856210733?hash=item1c9acd012d:g:0DgAAOSwk1haMp-~

 

Certainly sir

 

 

that looks pretty boring, whats the interior like?

 

 

fuck I can see through space and time

[panhard65]

Have we got any shitters in Northern Virginia. I am really interested in this Corvair but the seller isn't talking to me. It seems even though we speak the same language the Americans are harder to deal with than the French.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/d/1964-chevrolet-corvair-monza/6421436094.html

[320touring]

Have we got any shitters in Northern Virginia. I am really interested in this Corvair but the seller isn't talking to me. It seems even though we speak the same language the Americans are harder to deal with than the French.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/d/1964-chevrolet-corvair-monza/6421436094.html

63 corvair.jpg

"Make America Unsafe at any speed Again"!!!!

[richardthestag]

Hi is that Carlos Fandango Motorsport?

 

yes sir how might we abuse you?

 

I fancy a new anonymous crapbox from Ford, have you got something that I might use for a scappage trade in..?

 

yes cert....

 

Oh it must create a tabloid shitstorm and damage Ford UK reputation beyond all hope..

 

Sir we have just the thing

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-Standard-10/132311971991?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D49129%26meid%3D874dcef067aa43f687d8b38c438dfd22%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D222732682349&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

 

 

**** at £1350 this should probably be in the bargains thread

[djoptix]

 

 

I R disagree, that looks quite good actually.

[djoptix]

If rocking horse faeces and chicken dentures are just that bit too common for you, here is a cheap Renault 4.

 

 

RHD too! Money to be made.