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#31 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 05:46 PM

Would this roffle at £2 a ticket?


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#32 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 06:13 PM

Oh my god no

2 randoms please

#33 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 06:29 PM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#34 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:33 PM

This is what I really need to give as an Xmas gift for my health and safety officer brother...

Put me down for an American brace - three - ta.
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#35 OFFLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:34 PM

£10 worth of your finest randoms please, chief.


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#36 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:36 PM

Two dangerous randy numbers plskthxxxxxx.
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#37 OFFLINE   sofarsogood

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:38 PM

2 Randoms please.


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Does it run it on gas? Its a V8 not a patio heater.


#38 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:46 PM

Would this roffle at £2 a ticket?

5 Randoms please - I can think of no finer way of wasting £10


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#39 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:49 PM

Against my better judgement, a single random, please. I may later regret this folly, for my better judgement is being told to behave itself by a fair amount of beer...
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"How would ya get a maaa-chine to do that?"


#40 OFFLINE   HillmanImp

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 07:58 PM

I can think of no finer way to die. Two Five for me please.


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#41 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:24 PM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#42 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:32 PM

Bugger it. Stick me on for a tenners worth. It's worth that just for the LOLZ
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#43 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:37 PM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#44 OFFLINE   AngusToledo

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 08:53 PM

Three randoms please chap
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Them yellow cubes from out of a proper old-school urinal are easy to sneak in and a better buzz than any modern chemical shit. Never done me any harm.


#45 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 08 October 2017 - 09:00 PM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#46 ONLINE   Mr A Lawrence

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 08:12 AM

3 randoms please.

Would I be able to ride it back to St Asaph should I win it??
**the artist formerly known as Andy the tyre man**

#47 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 08:22 AM

3 randoms please.

Would I be able to ride it back to St Asaph should I win it??

 

The Millennium Path (the artist formerly known as the Mickle Trafford-Shotton railway line) goes about 200 yards from my house and links up with Dock Road in Connahs Quay. I wish you the best of luck. 

 

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#48 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 09:06 AM

D'ye know what B

Phucket ( place in Thailand I think)

 

I'll have another life changing 5 random numbers please.


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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#49 ONLINE   bub2006

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 09:13 AM

Ffs billy. You really have done it with me. 2 randoms please.
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#50 OFFLINE   stephen01

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 09:21 AM

this would make an ideal* christmas present for someone who you would perhaps meet a sticky end on this death trap - two randoms please 


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Posted 09 October 2017 - 10:07 AM

How do you pay for the roffles then? sorry - first time I've thought of going for one - just as the 'roadtrip' back would be rather epic.........



#52 OFFLINE   New POD

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 10:23 AM

Would this roffle at £2 a ticket?

 

If it were Free I would not want a ticket. Seriously.



#53 ONLINE   Rave

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 10:30 AM

How do you pay for the roffles then? sorry - first time I've thought of going for one - just as the 'roadtrip' back would be rather epic.........

 

Paypal Gift, usually.

 

Two randoms for me as well please boss.



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Posted 09 October 2017 - 12:01 PM

this would make an ideal* christmas present for someone who you would perhaps meet a sticky end on this death trap - two randoms please 

Its my BILs birthday in December. This would be an  ideal present. 2 randoms please as thats what I usually spend on his present



#55 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 02:52 PM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#56 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:46 PM

I need to stop drinking, Christ knows what I'll do if I win this
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#57 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 04:58 PM

I need to stop drinking, Christ knows what I'll do if I win this

 

Buy a big stick to fight all the flange off with?


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#58 OFFLINE   Pillock

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 05:18 PM

I need to stop drinking, Christ knows what I'll do if I win this

 

You might as well keep drinking, either to forget you own it or so you can ride it home from the pub and win the award for most penalty points awarded in one go.


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Posted 09 October 2017 - 05:29 PM

Too far away for me, even if I win it, it'll cost me a ton by the time I've picked it up.



A tenners worth please.
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#60 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 09 October 2017 - 05:33 PM

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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"





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