RoadworkUK Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Are they strong enough to hang in a modern to conceal the foetid, all-permeating stench of depreciation? Cavcraft and rml2345 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Post-Ginsters and pop bum clouds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundig Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 I'm, in for two - I don't care what they whiff of, as a driver of shite all I can smell is WIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 If you could recreats the smell of the time i topped up my screenwash from a watering can containing plant food that'd be amazing Cavcraft, cms206 and SambaS 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Stuff yer overpriced pine dangle smelly mirror crap up yer arse as I don't need one as I've been autoshited cms206, Rusty Pelican, Cavcraft and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melchior Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I've been autoshitedAnd a fine window/bumper sticker slogan that'd be. eddyramrod and barefoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnificent Rustbucket Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 I have an extraordinarily large and pointy nose. It's form over function though; I can't smell anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Overcharged car battery scent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Fags. Just so I can try and disguise the smell of fags in my car with the fresh taste of fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 7, 2015 Author Share Posted January 7, 2015 These are on the back burner at the min, but still quite likely to rear their funky heads at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Billy if you could somehow think up what the following might smell like, I'd order some, none or all of your stock: - First start after 10 years- Sweeping Generalization- Dogma- Someone else's problem- Forgotten tea biscuit in inaccessible location- Metallic fingers- And the jaunty seasonal 'tuppenceworth'. THX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 "Angle-grinder rust dust at the back of the throat/nose scent""Damp overalls at 9pm while lying under a Ford Ka pointlessly welding the sills""The first glancing sniff of body odour while working in overalls under a car for 12 hours on a hot summers afternoon""Stanlow Oil Refinery and Gowys Sewerage Plant odour while driving down the A5117""Cow pat and beefburger scent at a car show at Cholmondeley" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael t Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Great idea this.. I'm In! Sent from my iPod touch using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Arena Essex burger van would be a sophisticated fragrance for the discerning gentleman banger racer outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 ^^^ YOU WONT UNYANZ WIV DAT? Cavcraft and Parky 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtriple Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I vote for used gearbox oil... nothing quite so likely to keep the hoards away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Burnt ATF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Ep140 axle oil and brake dust for the authentic commercial leaking hub seal experience . Best smelt hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SambaS Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Can I have: YAK Yeoman clutch smoke, cvh steam and wet grass burnout plz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew353w Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I vote for used gearbox oil... nothing quite so likely to keep the hoards away!Agreed-preferably from a 1970's Lada that's stood for 10 years. "That" smell (reminds me of a baby's vomit...) surely qualifies as a "weapon of mass destruction!" I'm up for a few of these, too! Payment by Paypal/Pingit acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I'm hoping the range of fragances are: WD40Hot OilDespairFresh RustCharlieExhaust FumesDivorce PendingI'm Not Smoking Weed, HonestAdd, AH FUCK, GET A PLASTER! to the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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