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​GIANT TRUCK BACKS INTO SMALL MAN'S HEAD

 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Hilux-4-0L-V8-Monster-Truck-Pick-Up/263382208313?hash=item3d52cd8f39:g:afIAAOSwTQtaLmMg

 

Search results: Monster truck Pick-up. Missing: Skegness confederate flag rigger boots tattoo shop toothless simpletons

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-trafic-T1100d-LWB-mini-bus-Style-windows-seat-if-needed-good-opport/142622001584?hash=item2134ef09b0:g:2NwAAOSwa81aLpiB

 

GOOD LUCK. seats. and trying to MAKE SENSE. and of. and the advert. and FUCK KNOWS. WHAT. he's. and. going on about. and. stuff. seats. 

 

Sense makes no it.....lol,

 

What a crackhead...

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Neoplan-skyline-coach-spares-or-repairs/112679630967?hash=item1a3c3ab877:g:F~UAAOSwa81Z7fAQ

 

'I have been told it could have cost £400,000 new and Shania Twain used it for her European tour.'

 

 

That don't impress me much.

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-HY-Van-Minibus-1970-Project-Rare-Classic-Unique-Investment-Relist/162798684141?hash=item25e78ec7ed:g:I3EAAOSwkspZdzcz

 

'Ideal for some beaded haired gobshite to sell expensive fair trade lentil coffee out of at a poncey dockland in London'

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Dennis-Daf-Duple-Coach-Choice-of-2-53-Seater-Coaches-All-Good-Drivers/263367120776?hash=item3d51e75788:g:5OsAAOSwP~tW6VqQ

 

'I have been told this bus was used in the film 'Silver Surfer, Golden Showers' in which Bruce Lee boldly went on a bus trip to Mecca bingo in Skipton, but it was closed so they went on a tour round Scarborough instead and all the toilets were shut'

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Neoplan-skyline-coach-spares-or-repairs/112679630967?hash=item1a3c3ab877:g:F~UAAOSwa81Z7fAQ

 

'I have been told it could have cost £400,000 new and Shania Twain used it for her European tour.'

 

 

That don't impress me much.

 

My god what is anyone supposed to do with that, it looks like just shifting it would cost thousands.

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Bizarre MK3 Transit going through BCA Measham tomorrow. Just 23k miles

 

You've just answered your own £5,000 challenge question.

 

 

We had a low mileage Transit petrol minibus with no seats at work a few years back, just plodded round site collecting samples. Put a tender in to buy it, lost out sadly. 

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Any car with a clockwork gear knob has to be for a winner in life.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/E8000-Enfield-electric-car/263383099390?hash=item3d52db27fe:g:H4QAAOSwySlaLtWw&autorefresh=true

 

'Tough run of fixtures for Enya's new Rugby club....

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wartburg-1-3-S/122855818177?hash=item1c9ac703c1:g:fWMAAOSwyYFaI-2X

 

There's nothing not to like about this car.

 

'It has an IFA licence built VW Golf Mark 2 engine'

 

Shove it up your arse.

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I’d that nsu the one that barret was eyeing up at that Perth auction ?

Yup. I decided not to bid and 'see what happens' - not sure if these guys are hoping to make a big profit on it or what, but they've done the brunt of the heavy lifting as far as moving it southwards is concerned so it might still be worthwhile. It sold at the auction for what I would have paid for it, though. I'm still thinking about it.

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Will need trailering away but it had MOT a few months ago so can’t be that much to get it through a new one

 

 

What you actually mean is it ran out of MOT a few months ago....could be all manners of pain awaiting for the lucky* buyer at £400

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/skoda-felicia-pick-up-mk2-caddy-/1279143221

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