What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[EyesWeldedShut]

Running a route through Google Maps and saw this place:

[captain_70s]

Spotted this fella at Kinross Services today.

What a winner.

[17-Coffees]

  On 13/07/2024 at 11:20, gm said:

this little nugget popped up for sale on fb marketplace 

famous AS former owners including @The Moog @17-Coffees @gm @jmsguzzi and i think one more ? was it @NorthernMonkey ? 

good to see my top quality sound system is still installed  (a kitchen shelf wrapped in genuine* carbon fibre)

https://www.facebook.com/share/MfYcR4jRpKjzBUGR/?mibextid=79PoIi

 

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Woh! I'm even more amazed that the Service Sticker I fitted is still in the window!  😁

[EyesWeldedShut]

+1 for Halfords

@LightBulbFun mentioned their sucky-sucky mobile phone holder.
£11.99 with free (3 day) delivery over £20 spend. So, yesterday evening I order one for us and one for La Sproglette (tightwads like me can buy a Halfords Gift Card for the exact amount via TopCashBack and get 6% cashback. No big deal here but if you are buying a big item?).
DHL guy has just dropped them off at the front door. Really well packed - impressive.

 

[loserone]

I've had a few of those, the ball always seems to snap off the socket.

 

I have a couple of these now, they are two years old which is a record..

Arteck Car Mount, Universal Mobile Phone Car Mount Holder 360° Rotation for Auto Windshield and Dash, for Cell Phones Apple iPhone 15, 15 Pro, 14, 14 Pro, 13, 12, 11, SE, Android Smartphone, GPS https://amzn.eu/d/01YDjQgl

 

[Yoss]

  On 13/07/2024 at 19:26, hairnet said:

More cuba

@Saabnut whats the last one its not a 96

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  On 13/07/2024 at 19:32, richardmorris said:

Web search coming up as a skoda

 

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  On 13/07/2024 at 20:07, Snake Charmer said:

Yes, Octavia and one for the cars I never knew existed  thread.

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The big badge across the bonnet is a bit of a clue. Just saying. 

[gm]

  On 19/07/2024 at 03:05, 17-Coffees said:

Woh! I'm even more amazed that the Service Sticker I fitted is still in the window!  😁

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now reduced to £600 ! 

and look at the stickers on the back end  

yep, an Autoshite dealer sticker and that big long yellow one on the number plate says something like “it may be shite but it only cost me a tenner” which i put on when jmsguzzi won it in the roffle !

[hairnet]

Woop

[grizz]

Random selection 

[grizz]

[RoverFolkUs]

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

[beko1987]

  On 21/07/2024 at 15:29, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

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Looks like some shitty tti upright, it probably wouldn't have enough suction to dislodge some fluff let alone deal with a wasps nest! 

We have a big one in a tree near my house, been tempted to take the cordless Henry I have over to get rid of them but then I'd have to set fire to my cordless Henry afterwards... I've told Charlie to throw stones at it from far away

[LightBulbFun]

  On 21/07/2024 at 15:29, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

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I really hope someones linked to this in the comments LOL

 

[andy18s]

  On 21/07/2024 at 15:29, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

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Tbh I bet he got stung whilst wrapping the cable away so nicely,so the wife could get a decent pic..

[myglaren]

Eldest daughter had one in her garden shed.  Youngest (fearless) daughter steps into the shed, grabs it with both hands, steps out and heaves it into the bushes in the park over the garden fence.

Job jobbed!

[myglaren]

[Boycie]

  On 18/07/2024 at 22:58, captain_70s said:

Spotted this fella at Kinross Services today.

What a winner.

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That's timewarp .....it's 1980 and there on the way to see Gary Numan.... perfect patina

[richardmorris]

I went out in the x1/9 this morning to the market in ascot. On leaving a small boy looked and pointed to his parents ( presumably not in disgust). So I popped the headlamps up in acknowledgment and his mouth dropped! 
everyone needs a car with pop up headlamps. 
my niece’s prefer the 2cv, and think the fiat too small, but I will indoctrinate them eventually.

[High Jetter]

  On 21/07/2024 at 15:29, RoverFolkUs said:

Genuine lol, just shared to me: 

"Just opened the garage and a wasp nest has fallen on him and broken up" 

Uh huh, is that so... That great big fuck off vacuum cleaner doesn't have anything to do with an attempt of removing them? 😂😂😂

"Fell on him and broke up" my arse 😂😂

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The location says it all. Helpless, W.Sussex. 😀

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

 

[hairnet]

  On 21/07/2024 at 19:59, richardmorris said:

I went out in the x1/9 this morning to the market in ascot. On leaving a small boy looked and pointed to his parents ( presumably not in disgust). So I popped the headlamps up in acknowledgment and his mouth dropped! 
everyone needs a car with pop up headlamps. 
my niece’s prefer the 2cv, and think the fiat too small, but I will indoctrinate them eventually.

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squash fiat

moar 2cv

[paulplom]

Nephew started a welding appreticeship about 18 months ago. He seems to be doing quite well and he could come in useful in the future.

[myglaren]

He can weld that to your car.  Handy in winter to clear the snow.

[Neil clark]

  On 22/07/2024 at 13:21, paulplom said:

Nephew started a welding appreticeship about 18 months ago. He seems to be doing quite well and he could come in useful in the future.

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JCB?

[richardmorris]

  On 22/07/2024 at 10:59, hairnet said:

squash fiat

moar 2cv

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Just added to the bicycle page.

[Snake Charmer]

  On 22/07/2024 at 16:48, richardmorris said:

Just added to the bicycle page.

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Does the 2CV fit on the bike rack with a bungee? 🙃

[richardmorris]

  On 22/07/2024 at 17:17, Snake Charmer said:

Does the 2CV fit on the bike rack with a bungee? 🙃

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Indeed. I’ve not got the bike on very well but was only going half a mile. Bungee is to stop the front wheel wagging around. Have had the carrier over twenty years from a Norwegian guy at a 2cv meeting.

[wuvvum]

I love the fact that your trailer board has 2CV lights on it.

[Floatylight]

  On 22/07/2024 at 16:48, richardmorris said:

Just added to the bicycle page.

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Reminds me last night MrsFL & I went out our camper to have some food and a cuppa and to watch the world go by at a local beauty spot. Unfortunately the place became infested by roofs in various Ford's, VeeDubs and Aldi's with stupid pop & bang maps and stereos blasting but in amongst it all was a really smart looking Dyane Cote D'Azur which I think must be quite a rare beast now. Do you know of it @chaseracer?