What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Dyslexic Viking]

The world needs a new travel TV program with @hairnet as the presenter.

[loserone]

The world is not ready 

[horriblemercedes]

Rain is pissing it down and I'll probably have a long journey home as a result.

Spent too much repairing a car that's not worth it.

Thought I heard dripping in the house this morning, though I could find no sign of it. Could've been external. 

BUT

I have potato and leek soup for lunch and a corned beef sandwich with a lot of mustard

[artdjones]

On 21/02/2024 at 01:29, hairnet said:

Apparently its to do with homewares towels cushions furnishings etc

 

Not a shit industrial northern city

Manchester Goods, Manchester used to be famous for cotton and linen used to make towels, sheets etc. 

[MikeR]

[STUNO]

Headline news on TV.....English tourist deported. Apparently totally dangerous on his rented bike and thought a hairnet was protection enough.                                                                                       Police said they had issued him with 25 speed tickets and 35 for being on the wrong side, also 60 for the hairnet, they said that was  just because it was fun. Sergent Moronish said that was the best day he has ever had at work. 

[myglaren]

Nicked from the FCF

[andy18s]

Parking in the rear?

[Metal Guru]

17 minutes ago, myglaren said:

Nicked from the FCF

Tripadvisor said “Food tasted like shit”.

[Wack]

Numpty alert 

[horriblemercedes]

9 minutes ago, Wack said:

Numpty alert 

[TataBobu]

Your picture reminded me.of the one a friend of mine sent me some 6-7 years ago: he just bought a diesel dancing ass Megane II, which broked down, and the first intervention machine that took him from the hard shoulder also FTPed, resulting in a similar vehicular threesome. 

[hairnet]

so this is half a grin

on the plane yesterday and 16.5 hours from auck to dubai

which is a grump

but the grin in saw the docu about angel nieto

while i watch bike racing - his doings were all wayyyyy too long ago

but it was very interesting cos it wasnt some yank over some racing footage

it was all his bros and his sister and other racers and team people reminicing

was very good

[vulgalour]

I have been keeping myself busy of an evening knitting myself a nice jumper, as you do.  I've only got black acrylic yarn to do this with and I really didn't think too far ahead on this.

Looks nice, knits up pretty quickly for a cable knit, has the same vibes as the pattern there all good... except now I've completed the back panel I realise it looks like a tyre.

 

Just call me Bibendum.

[808 Estate]

[cobblers]

Flipping beautiful morning. Camped out last night. Sheep licked half of the muck off the side of my van as I slept. 

 

 

 

[hairnet]

On 22/02/2024 at 20:38, STUNO said:

edit cos north islander

Y U DIS ME

caramel tim tams ftw

wasnt wit till invahcahhgill

even then only fir too ahhs

shame about the crickut

[catsinthewelder]

On 22/02/2024 at 18:18, MikeR said:

Thats @LightBulbFun's flat and the electricity is coming out of it 

[hairnet]

88 mph and that light show

that

 

[High Jetter]

[GrumpiusMaximus]

One of my partner's students rocked up the other day and proudly told her that he'd bought his first car.

A MK3 Fiesta.

This has made me far happier than it has any right to.

Fortunately his dad can weld. 

[richardmorris]

New Renault 5 has a baguette holder ( as it should for the £).

 

[Talbot]

A (recent) post has been hidden due to somewhat questionable content.  It may have been (and likely was) available elsewhere on t'internet, but could well be construed as against our hosting company's policies / Ts&Cs.  It's under review.

Update:  Review complete.  It will be removed.  Poster contacted.

[goosey]

Forget Security, Verisure really are setting the standard for the quality of acting in their adverts

At last there’s a contenter on par with Ocean Finance 

[goosey]

Watching Jeremy Vine, That old Jeffery bloke is pure gold, I think he would have exploded if there hadn’t been an ad break 

[paulplom]

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[inconsistant]

First bit of top down action at the weekend. Must be nearly summer!