What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

Really??

https://imgur.com/a/vKoNyhc

Ffs

[anonymous user]

On 17/02/2024 at 18:20, richardmorris said:

Well they must be able to read if they can drive I suppose.

Many years ago in a previous job I used to do work in a country park. We had problems with the farmer driving cows down a track as they tended to veer off onto a boardwalk path for the public. I was getting costs to put "kissing gates" on the junctions. The landscape architect thought it would be cheaper to put signs until I pointed out that the cows couldn't read.

This is the same person who thought that the water in a fountain was on a slope. (The bricks were not level(

[MikeR]

think we will see it ?

 

ESA - ERS-2 reentry – how and why is it happening?

 

they did a film on a satillite falling to Earth .. Untill the end of the world 

[richardmorris]

2 hours ago, MikeR said:

think we will see it ?

 

ESA - ERS-2 reentry – how and why is it happening?

 

they did a film on a satillite falling to Earth .. Untill the end of the world 

We’re all doomed!

[Landy Mann]

12 hours ago, hairnet said:

Huv whittakers

Mmm peanut slabs

[High Jetter]

5 hours ago, anonymous user said:

ago in a previous job I used to do work in a country park. We had problems with the farmer driving cows down a track

How do you steer a cow? (See what I did there?)

[Metal Guru]

41 minutes ago, High Jetter said:

How do you steer a cow? (See what I did there?)

You’re talking bullocks!

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, Landy Mann said:

Mmm peanut slabs

 

[hairnet]

Oh.

[hairnet]

But this makes up for it

[hairnet]

[jakebullet]

Just seen Alan (who had a skip delivered last week) taking a skanky old mattress for a walk* to dog shit man's yard.

Top tip: Check for CCTV first.

[Cavcraft]

Going through some old photos and found this. It took a massive hit off some pissed up, uninsured and already banned driver who drove home about 1/4 mile from the pub...

Anyhow, put the reg into the DVLA thing to see when it was scrapped, and its actually taxed and I assume on the road now! 

[Wack]

Anyone fancy renting a 16 year old mini for £75 a, week 

No, thought not 

I didn't think you could insure a car you weren't the registered keeper of, other than those temp policies 

[beko1987]

35 minutes ago, Wack said:

Anyone fancy renting a 16 year old mini for £75 a, week 

No, thought not 

I didn't think you could insure a car you weren't the registered keeper of, other than those temp policies 

@warren t claim could rent this and save money 🤣 Take it back 72h later with 14000 more miles on it and see if they notice

[High Jetter]

55 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

@warren t claim could rent a bird for this and save money 🤣 

EFA 🤣

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, beko1987 said:

@warren t claim could rent this and save money 🤣 Take it back 72h later with 14000 more miles on it and see if they notice

but sam could do this as more reiiable than french non?

[hairnet]

paid the plice tickut @Parky

went to nz currys to buy earphones cos mine died  (noel leeming)

now in the library

supermarket visit for razors then bakery for lunch

pahhhky - me and you the platform - this evening

round here no one washes their own cahhhh - theres auto ones everywhere but no jet washes - the nearest one is kaiapoi which is 12km

if bike is dirty when returned they said 150$ lol

time to read rest of c harris biography (exciting life i lead)

drop bike off tomorrow then flight is tomorrow evening - dubai (spit) then home

 

 

[hairnet]

18 hours ago, hairnet said:

But this makes up for it

 

update on the pie - that one was a veg which was excellent and well worth the wait for it - the other one which was vegan veg - was all potato and swede - eww - had to drown it with tea and crackers @Crackers

[fordperv]

I've just purchased this little nugget of shite

[hairnet]

Ahh

But then wtf

[hairnet]

@Parky Parky gis a wave

( when ya feel better obvs)

 

 

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

Ahh

But then wtf

Apparently its to do with homewares towels cushions furnishings etc

 

Not a shit industrial northern city

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, hairnet said:

@Parky Parky gis a wave

( when ya feel better obvs)

 

 

(The pic is nothing to do with me its about the shirt *cough parky )

[myglaren]

8 hours ago, hairnet said:

Apparently its to do with homewares towels cushions furnishings etc

 

Not a shit industrial northern city

In Sweden corduroy is known as manchester.  A long forgotten fact resuscitated.

[Rightnider]

@myglaren are you of Swedish descent, or have you lived in Sweden? 

[myglaren]

48 minutes ago, Rightnider said:

@myglaren are you of Swedish descent, or have you lived in Sweden? 

Lived there in the seventies.

[myglaren]

[rattlecan]

2 hours ago, myglaren said:

In Sweden corduroy is known as manchester.  A long forgotten fact resuscitated.

Another long forgotten fact is that corduroy is also Stevie Wonders favourite colour

[Metal Guru]

2 hours ago, rattlecan said:

Another long forgotten fact is that corduroy is also Stevie Wonders favourite colour

Seemed to be almost compulsory wear for (male) teachers up until very recently.