Shep Shepherd Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 I have zero interest in the Christmas Day. Same here, as I'm working a night shift on my tod tonight, in order to make sure that my factory doesn't come to any harm during the annual shut-down. At least my 40-mile-round commute will be quicker and easier than it usually is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 was planing on picking up fatha-out-law for his xmas dinner but the Cortina wouldnt start weak spark at the points, so he had to walk the mile to get here, he's not happy the silver lining is i can have a drink now, as i dont need to take him home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Pelican Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 Mothers had her xray and shes broke a femur , they cant operate till Monday so we spent a good few hours in Hospital visiting today , felt sad she wasn,t at ours for crimbo dinner , pops seems a bit lost , Mum seems happy enough though on morphine .Could be worst though , they found a body a week after that woman went missing in Bristol , what that family is going through makes mine and mums grumps pail into insignificance HAPPY FUGGING CHRISMAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted December 25, 2010 Share Posted December 25, 2010 non Grump..my thoughts are wif u guys..its all over for me already thank god..didnt even ring Parents in Tasmania-Scotland..now im off to the Cemetery Circuit Motorbike races..yeehaalast year..to cheer u all up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Family arguments, what a pile of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXrescuer Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 I'm in the cunt book too for some reason. Christmas can fucking fuck the fucking fuck right fucking off. Sadly +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angrydicky Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 RIP Great Uncle Graham. He died yesterday aged 85. He very nearly died in 2005 actually - attacked with a machete in 2005 and then got pneumonia last year and spent several months in hospital. He was a great man, very active and jolly right up to the end. http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news ... detention/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 I'm missing my old 205. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 RIP Great Uncle Graham. He died yesterday aged 85. He very nearly died in 2005 actually - attacked with a machete in 2005 and then got pneumonia last year and spent several months in hospital. He was a great man, very active and jolly right up to the end. http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news ... detention/ sorry to hear that... read the link.... instead of locking the insane twat up they should have shot him through the head with a high powered hilti nail gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted December 26, 2010 Share Posted December 26, 2010 Sorry to hear that Angry Dicky.Machete attack happened here http://www.nzherald.co.nz/assault-and-h ... d=10695587 the other day. The knee-jerk reactors all said "give the police guns". One tv newsreader commented that in this case he would not have been reading an article on a policeman being attacked as the next day's headline would have been " Policeman shoots 14 year old " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted December 27, 2010 Share Posted December 27, 2010 Spent last night in hospital due to falling down like a twat. Hobbled around like a bigger twat locking up the bus and the garage, before driving myself to the hospital. Result... "We don't quite know what you've done, but your right knee is full of fluid and it's about two and a half times bigger than it should be. Have some crutches and come back on January 11th to see the physioterrorist." Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 after making a balls-up of both Life on Mars and The Office, american TV executives have decided to ruin Shameless ive just watched a 20 minute taster for the show, its crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Women.I should be made up, but something just isn't right... I can't put my finger what it is though.Maybe Im not cut out to be in a releationship, maybe I am in-fucking-capable when it comes to 'love' Also, escRot. I really do hope your not as frilly underneath as I suspect, but Im not that fucking lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 after making a balls-up of both Life on Mars and The Office, american TV executives have decided to ruin Shameless ive just watched a 20 minute taster for the show, its crap From what I've seen I thought the Yank Office was pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Shameless couldn't be any less funny, so at least they've set the bar low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Is shameless supposed to be humourous then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I have to agree Hirst, even though a friend of mine appears as an extra in a late episode (of the UK version). It is, in fact, total crap. Until I saw Shameless I thought The Office was bad! Just shows, you never stop learning. Now Benidorm, that's a barrel of fun! Let's see Hollywood try to remake that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Is shameless supposed to be humourous then?I don't think it really knows what it is meant to be. Everyone in it is truly vile, so there's no one to root for, but it isn't funny either. It's like a semi-serious drama about a load of characters who might as well be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I have to agree Hirst, even though a friend of mine appears as an extra in a late episode (of the UK version). It is, in fact, total crap. Until I saw Shameless I thought The Office was bad! Just shows, you never stop learning. Now Benidorm, that's a barrel of fun! Let's see Hollywood try to remake that! I'd like to see the Americans remake some more of our classic sitcoms. Preferably the really edgy stuff like Take A Letter Mr Jones or maybe Doctors Daughters. That's My Boy with Mollie Sugden is due an american makeover but I think HBO would have to pick that one up due to the adult theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'd like to see the Americans remake some more of our classic sitcoms. Preferably the really edgy stuff like Take A Letter Mr Jones who would play rula lenska's part? cher perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'd like to see the Americans remake some more of our classic sitcoms. Preferably the really edgy stuff like Take A Letter Mr Jones who would play rula lenska's part? cher perhaps? Maybe. IIRC the opening credits had plenty of early 7 series BMW action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Buying a DVD and getting it home to find they'd only put the bonus disc in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I quite like Shameless. It's like an endless reminder of how shite some of Manchester is (Other cities also have shite bits, but hey). Frank Gallagher is a legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I quite like Shameless. It's like an endless reminder of how shite some of Manchester is (Other cities also have shite bits, but hey). Frank Gallagher is a legend. Who's the spoon faced bint who ran the pub with Jamie, but got knocked up by the smooth drug dealer in the CLK? Karen? She's just utter, utter filth - never get tired of shagging that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Driving around trying to find a bloody Tyre inflation Machine that actually works, 3 petrol stations had the old "NOT IN USE" signs. GAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 If you do find one, it'll be a pay one. All the out-of-order signs will be on the free machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Sterling Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 They are all pay ones now, I noticed the free-air machines starting to disappear early this year. Now they are all digital pay ones now (well, at least in my local area). I did eventually find one that worked. Next job is to find a car wash that isnt frozen/borked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 I stopped at Stafford services to blow up the tyres a bit. Had to wait behind some intolerable fuckwit in a merc who had parked in the way so he could do some shopping, 5 mins later he moved and I found the air machine out of order. Tried to steal my 20p, too. I beat the living shit out of it until the 20p appeared in the returned coins slot. The whole episode pissed me off for the next few hours. Why do petrol stations allow safety critical equipment like air machines go out of order? I find this almost as annoying as petrol stations advertising LPG but when you try to fill up you find they haven't stocked it since 1998, usually the staff either don't know what LPG is or have no idea where the nearest LPG station is. Thanks for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 They are all pay ones now, I noticed the free-air machines starting to disappear early this year. Now they are all digital pay ones now (well, at least in my local area). I did eventually find one that worked. Next job is to find a car wash that isnt frozen/borked. All the Shell ones used to be free, but they're all now not free. I think they got fed up with the amount of times they broke. The one near me just had two tubes coming off for years, both totally knackered.Sainsbury's still do free machines though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted December 28, 2010 Share Posted December 28, 2010 Just to make you all jealous... I don't think I've had to pay at any garage airline over here. I'll try not to gloat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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