What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Bren]

Just deleted my twitter account. Full of bile that I do not need.

[Soundwave]

My pet rabbit is finally starting to make a recovery after a sudden illness and emergency surgery last week. I don't even care that I dropped the cash equivalent of a slightly dented 2003 Astra to get her to this stage.

[maxxo]

A few weeks ago while driving home

double nice

ah yes i am so immature

i really haven't grown up, and i still find 69 and 420 hilarious

[ProgRocker]

Managing to nip out of my estate quite quickly in front of a Renault Sport Clio that was taking the road humps at 5mph or less! 

A tiny victory but it made me smirk. The Clio eventually overtook me on the dual carriageway. 

[Wack]

Just watching the TV when a discussion about the 14 day quarantine came on 

The owner if pimlico plumbers has spent his money well , nice eyes

 

 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

13 minutes ago, Wack said:

....The owner of pimlico plumbers has spent his money well , nice eyes

Looks even more like an ageing woman now.

[MikeR]

Just lost a few mpg's "gently" driving along the bikers roads to here ....

Some of the back roads needed some low gears as well , twisty 1 in 6's 

[New POD]

56 minutes ago, MikeR said:

Just lost a few mpg's "gently" driving along the bikers roads to here ....

Some of the back roads needed some low gears as well , twisty 1 in 6's 

Ribblehead viaduct?  Did you go to Tan Hill Inn for lunch?

(Look on the map it's only a couple of days walking from there - ask me how I know) 

[MikeR]

21 minutes ago, New POD said:

Ribblehead viaduct?  Did you go to Tan Hill Inn for lunch?

(Look on the map it's only a couple of days walking from there - ask me how I know) 

I bought a pizza in Bentham co op !

[MarvinsMom]

15 hours ago, Soundwave said:

My pet rabbit is finally starting to make a recovery after a sudden illness and emergency surgery last week. I don't even care that I dropped the cash equivalent of a slightly dented 2003 Astra to get her to this stage.

£20, a broken x-box and a mars bar?

i'm surprised a vet would accept any of that!

[Jerzy Woking]

Been working in the garden of my new place for the past week (except for one day doing legal stuff). Can't believe how many bramble bushes have grown in 8 months-there were none here in December.

Garden around the house is much neater, and the addition of solar light on and in some of the bigger plants makes the house looks like it is now lived in. 

Neighbour called round with a huge water tank so that I can collect rain water to use to water the garden when needed. And I had a go in the bobcat he bought it on. This is going to be a huge help in levelling part of the garden. Can' t imagine the grief doing it by hand in this heat would be.

[hairnet]

just watching the athletics where the kenyan is breaking the 5k world record

on the last lap he passes a slower runner and as he does the other fella is clapping and cheering as he goes past

excellent

edit hes ugandan sorry cheptegei bloke

 

[MikeR]

I spat my dinner out last night when watching "Norsemen " on Netflix

" I am just airing my furburger " was not what I expected to hear !!!

[somewhatfoolish]

1 hour ago, MikeR said:

I spat my dinner out last night when watching "Norsemen " on Netflix

" I am just airing my furburger " was not what I expected to hear !!!

Roger Mellie diversifying into scriptwriting?

[vulgalour]

That bloke from Roadkill is on Norsemen now?

[NorfolkNWeigh]

OLLI !  Extreme off reading vehicle utilised to get picnic delicacies to riverside swimming place. Note roughty toughty outdoor poodle braving rapids in search of Black pudding scotch egg delights.

Just had a great week in mid-Wales, didn’t have to worry about social distancing, there was no fecker there.

[hairnet]

On 8/12/2020 at 8:03 PM, Rovorsche said:

Had a good session of lightning this afternoon, proper window rattlers with a couple striking close, less than a second so within 330 metres.

Shortly afterwards we were sitting under a creaky gazebo that was just about coping with the weather, sipping beer and finally cooling down

Then a LOT of sirens went down the A34, I predicted the destination exactly, Milton Interchange

 

What car is it ?

 

skoda or a peugeot?

 

[hairnet]

for @eddyramrod

my favorite top gear of all time

 

[MikeR]

a modern wall art wonder in High Bentham ...

down side was the buckets were parked up today and not moving ....

 

 

[Borsuq]

Haven't been able to take the Polonez out in 2 weeks or so, therefore I'm very glad I finally found time to do it today. Ran very well and put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.

Here's the noble steed at a disused stable, and yes, I know it's absolutely filthy.

[paulplom]

I might have posted this before but it still makes me lol.

 

[LightBulbFun]

oh this aught to be good!

https://twitter.com/AgingWheels/status/1295085940948578306

tho Im wondering how the hell did he get it round the 25 year rule or does that not apply to 3 wheelers? LOL

[Wack]

And the proper copper award for 2020 goes to 

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=992275367875448&id=471607460314277&extid=pqAHU56rRBumMXPQ&d=null&vh=e

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Something that made me grin was a lad appearing on Facebook yesterday unearthing a Mazda 929 estate in Manchester!!! IMPOSSIBLE RARE FIND!!!!

The lad is a banger racer, but says he won't be sending it round the track thankfully.

[MikeR]

The C1 just managed 55mpg .... Over 230 miles , half a tank , 20 quids worth .

That included runs with 3 people,dog and luggage , about 100 miles of M6 , fast A roads and hills . 

Impressed ..

[Tadhg Tiogar]

3 minutes ago, MikeR said:

The C1 just managed 55mpg .... Over 230 miles , half a tank , 20 quids worth .

That included runs with 3 people,dog and luggage , about 100 miles of M6 , fast A roads and hills . 

Impressed ..

The dizzler Borat can get to Carmarthenshite and back (about 460 miles round trip) on half a tank.

[somewhatfoolish]

2 hours ago, Wack said:

And the proper copper award for 2020 goes to 

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=992275367875448&id=471607460314277&extid=pqAHU56rRBumMXPQ&d=null&vh=e

While that's robustly handled it's not great he's on his own dealing with half a dozen assorted bellends.

[Soundwave]

Bunny is still making progress! She slept soundly for the first time in nearly 2 weeks today.  She's also started eating on her own, which made me incredibly happy! 

(just try not to look at the vet bill...) 

[xtriple]

When Kyle was young he had two bunnies. When one of them became ill I spent about a week wandering around with it stuffed inside my shirt to keep it warm. Inconsiderate sod still died (sob!). They really get to you these little  animals and then the money doesn't matter. I hope for his/her swift and full recovery

[Joey spud]

I was working at a certain fast fit emporium earlier and this guy snuck into the back of my van.