What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[comfortablynumb]

Can't see the issue @Matty? Fitted with a battery as standard wasn't it?😁

[richardmorris]

Via the Heathrow topic on pistonheads 

 

 

[Sunny Jim]

[Metal Guru]

2 hours ago, Sunny Jim said:

And while on ecumenical matters….Not to be confused with Tyre Fuck, where they all have a large bald patch

[myglaren]

[myglaren]

[LightBulbFun]

On 21/03/2025 at 17:58, Matty said:

Parked in the management spots at work today where the leccy car chargers are. Everyone's a fuckin comedian 🤣 

On 21/03/2025 at 18:24, comfortablynumb said:

Can't see the issue @Matty? Fitted with a battery as standard wasn't it?😁

 hah! I said almost exactly that to @Markeh when meeting up with him in the electric car charing part of the London gateway services off the M1 to do dodgy car park shonky old computer dealing  "I have got a 12V battery, that counts right? and a permanently coupled electric motor if you count the Dynastart unit "

[iainrcz]

I know how it feels 😂

[hairnet]

so was in worcester for a gig yesterday - was talking to artistes after about places theyd been that they go back to cos they like them

you could go to kendal (just over hour from here rather than 3 to worcester)

but they were sold out

didnt want to nec cos many walk

was gonna do gig in doncaster on thursday but cant cos hossy friday - also part of the very expensive train ticket is a replacement bus  nearly 100 quid ffs

so decided to go to sunderland tomorrow 🤣 was gonna go on bike but like scouse they can be a bit light fingered  so car and found raveltodge 5 mins from the place thats cheaper than the gig ticket 

[wuvvum]

Bit of an unusual sight this morning.  Two apparently unrelated silver N16 Almeras side by side at a set of traffic lights. 

[motorpunk]

❤️ 

[richardmorris]

9 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Bit of an unusual sight this morning.  Two apparently unrelated silver N16 Almeras side by side at a set of traffic lights. 

A glitch in the matrix.

[richardmorris]

[myglaren]

When Musk sued Jeremy Clarkson.

A link only I'm afraid, but well worth reading.

[mat_the_cat]

Has anyone seen Jimmy since last week?

[LightBulbFun]

3 hours ago, mat_the_cat said:

Has anyone seen Jimmy since last week?

[iainrcz]

I'm a slap head. I normally shave my hair really short.

My dressing gown has a hood.

I've just noticed blue stuff all over my head.

Turns out my hair has been grabbing the fluff out of the hood of my dressing gown.

So I've been walking around in public with blue dressing gown fluff all over my head like a fucking blue tennis ball.

[Remspoor]

57 minutes ago, iainrcz said:

I'm a slap head. I normally shave my hair really short.

My dressing gown has a hood.

I've just noticed blue stuff all over my head.

Turns out my hair has been grabbing the fluff out of the hood of my dressing gown.

So I've been walking around in public with blue dressing gown fluff all over my head like a fucking blue tennis ball.

oh!

[Agila]

15 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

oh!

 

1 hour ago, iainrcz said:

 

So I've been walking around in public with blue dressing gown fluff all over my head like a fucking blue tennis ball.

 

15 minutes ago, Remspoor said:

 

From this day forward, you are now know as Phyllisrcz. There isn't anything we can do about this now.

 

[iainrcz]

24 minutes ago, Agila said:

 

 

From this day forward, you are now know as Phyllisrcz. There isn't anything we can do about this now.

 

Funnily enough, one of the daft cunts at work called me Phyllis this morning.

I had called him Felicity first though.