What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[95 quid Peugeot]

Drove the recently purchased Insight home from work today after I parked it up for a couple of weeks post collection whilst I shuffled cars around.

 

190miles home    96.8 MPG

If it wasn't for 3 mile queue for  roadworks, I reckon I would of done the magic 100

[hairnet]

stiff little fingers on bbc four and the camera pans in and the drummer is at the front

it looked like at first glance the guy at the back was wearing a sombrero and the drummer was hitting it

no its a fkin cymbal

 

[Bren]

My eldest visited the Range in Warrington when he spied this 

Oddly by the kitchen utensils.

[DavieW]

4 hours ago, Bren said:

My eldest visited the Range in Warrington when he spied this 

Oddly by the kitchen utensils.

Years ago in York, we saw a goose walk up to the automatic door of M&S and wander in when they opened. 

[Paul Makin]

our version of KFC is "Church's" - i have seen a hen trying to get into the branch near to me.  Also seen a herd of goats walking unaccompanied into the old abbatoir

[hairnet]

enya setting fire to an ital

ive not seen that in more than 30 years lmao

[High Jetter]

8 hours ago, Paul Makin said:

our version of KFC is "Church's" - i have seen a hen trying to get into the branch near to me.  Also seen a herd of goats walking unaccompanied into the old abbatoir

There's a gag in there, 2 tyred now tho

[hairnet]

rover 213s less than 2k miles 7800

mathewsons

 

[Marina door handles]

Nicked from threads, how to reduce lorry brake wear.......

[Spiny Norman]

Stuck an electric guitar and amp on Gumtree for a ton, braced myself for the usual fuckwits and while I did get one "£50 2 nite M9" message a guy came round last night after a couple of intelligently constructed texts, said "I've got a taxi waiting, I'll just take it" and chucked 5 twenties on the table and was gone within a couple of minutes. 

If Carlsberg did Gumtree transactions...
 

[myglaren]

[richardmorris]

Stewart Lee giving vent in the guardian 

 

But how many forests fell fruitlessly, five years ago, when I finally revealed the full secret cabbalistic name of Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ 88%-lies Get-Brexit-Done Bung-a-Bob-for-Big-Ben’s-Bongs Cocaine-Event Spiritual-Worth Three-Men-and-a-Dog Whatever-It-Takes I-Shook-Hands-With-Everyone Herd-Immunity I-Want-to-Thank-Po-Ling Squash-the-Sombrero Johnson? I had my own viral moment in miniature. But was it worth it?

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/16/if-youre-reading-this-column-elon-musk-has-messed-up

[richardmorris]

[hairnet]

rofl at the gammons in the whatsapp group

frothing at fotu

(actually theyre all completely right)

[Metal Guru]

Travelling on the A170 from Thirsk towards Scarborough, and saw a signpost to the recycling centre…..at Wombleton.

[andy18s]

We renamed our Karakachan pup to Womble after he showed a hidden talent for finding anything,and depositing on his rug in the middle of the garden.

Nothing is safe as a number of 12" plus deep holes have appeared around the place too.

[comfortablynumb]

Apparently my having a car transporter trailer means my son can collect more projects.

I guess I can't complain when it's as cool as this.

But when will I get my trailer back? Place bets now... 😁

[DSdriver]

2 hours ago, andy18s said:

We renamed our Karakachan pup to Womble after he showed a hidden talent for finding anything,and depositing on his rug in the middle of the garden.

Nothing is safe as a number of 12" plus deep holes have appeared around the place too.

Truffle hound training happening soon?

[andy18s]

3 hours ago, DSdriver said:

Truffle hound training happening soon?

Tbh he seems more interested in old metal pipes and old plastic tubs.

[Yoss]

19 minutes ago, andy18s said:

Tbh he seems more interested in old metal pipes and old plastic tubs.

Sounds quite useful. 

[comfortablynumb]

1 hour ago, andy18s said:

Tbh he seems more interested in old metal pipes and old plastic tubs.

One of my GSD's loves nothing better than to bring me tins/ropes/bits of plastic to show me what he's found.

Just likes to carry them around 

[richardmorris]

[richardmorris]

[EyesWeldedShut]

Procrastination with the wife ..... (Ooh err)~

[Andyrew]

Scumbag camper activate!

[hairnet]

scum bag is just schlep in the back

thats way too posh

[hairnet]

https://www.trademe.co.nz/a/motors/cars/foton/tunland/listing/5170667574

wtf

[Andyrew]

Just now, hairnet said:

scum bag is just schlep in the back

thats way too posh

Townhouse  scumbag 

[Datsuncog]

What to do when you suspect your potential match might be an AI bot...

[hairnet]

Slip of the finger?