whitevanman Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 lovely lass rather over endowed. is this even possible? well ay least by natural means Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theorganist Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 A girl called Polly in my red H reg Fiat Tipo 1.6 DGT, my first in car sexual experience was with a girl called Ros in my red H reg Maestro Diesel. In fact I have just worked out that I have only got lucky whilst owning red cars, maybe it is time to get another on!!. My last red car was a Peugeot 206 five years ago and that was the last time Pete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Billy, I realised my mistake but just couldn't be arsed changing it....will do so now to correct my fuck up I think the correct term is 'clusterfuck' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Aye.....you'd be right about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nigel bickle Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 W.V.M -unnatural additions barely existed in those days. Absolutely splendid girly -bet they're down clonking on her knees now. Such unbridled enthusiasm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 A girl called Polly in my red H reg Fiat Tipo 1.6 DGT, my first in car sexual experience was with a girl called Ros in my red H reg Maestro Diesel. In fact I have just worked out that I have only got lucky whilst owning red cars, maybe it is time to get another on!!. My last red car was a Peugeot 206 five years ago and that was the last time Pete Oh the irony, from someone called The Organist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Austin A30. How?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Maybe it was Bridget the Midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 W.V.M -unnatural additions barely existed in those days. Absolutely splendid girly -bet they're down clonking on her knees now. Such unbridled enthusiasm.. She might just throw them over her shoulders now a days aye the march of time does not do so on it's own, silicon should be for windows and gaskets only in my opinion...you just can't beat a well stacked lass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theorganist Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Oh the irony, from someone called The Organist I do enjoy playing my large organ (where is Frankie Howard when you need him)!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 If a bird derides the size of your "organ", an excellent riposte is "It's not used to playing in a cathedral". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theorganist Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Lol, I like that a lot, will remember that one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splatthefat Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Mine was in the back seat of a Mk3 Cortina 2 door, a yellow 2.0GT no less, proceeding along the A130 towards Canvey Island at a high rate of knots, and no I wasn't driving. The year was 1988 and the lass in question a good honest Catholic girl by the name of Amanda-Jayne. She now lives in Elgin..... CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Mine was in a Bedford HA Viva van in 1981. ( IIRC was an ex Rotherham council van) in lime green. Ended up marrying the girl, Mandy,in 1982, but the van lasted far longer than the marriage! Van lasted three years, marriage only two...She used to habitually wear stockings and suspenders and looked like Kate Bush. What could possibly go wrong? Errrr... Everything actually. She objected to me keeping a motorbike in the kitchen, wanted a sports car, hated my van, stopped drinking the day we got married, didnt wear stockings and suspenders any more then left me to become an air hostess! Maybe if the van had been blue things would have worked out better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worldofceri Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The soon-to-be Mrs_WorldofCeri: Blue 1977 Bedford CF280 Autosleeper. Dunno where but would have been '06. Never in a car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebird Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 A Hillman Hunter GT in 1983, at One Tree Hill country park car park with Paula who had humungeous tits.Those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Year: 1994. Vehicle: NHK 885V. Light met green Mk1 Fester 1.1 Ghia. Was first one round here with XR2 pepperpots and limo black windows.Recipient: Louise R. Seem to recall dark choc brown seats and games of hide the sausage being a bad combo. Funny story, bear in mind nigh on 20 year ago.I was entertaining said young lady in the back seats when she shreeked there was someone watching through the windscreen, all others were blacked out remember."Shut up they are, I mean oh I'm sure there isn't I mean" where was I?Anyway she sees him again by which time it seems apparant vinegar is not to be achieved.So, off we tootle.Fast forward to couple years ago and there's a story all over the local rag about that place being one of Kent's top dogging spots!Suppose that proves half this stuff was going on before the internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Then there was the cheating ex with a red Saxo diesel. S484 DJKLaura St****ns.Glad she dented the bonnet with her arse.Got sold and I saw the new owner, asked if they'd even noticed the two shallow dents on the front edge of the bonnet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 NSU Ro80..... no NSU, luxury of 'first go!' for either of us.... lol V4 power.... but it 'pulled' OK Coach Rd, Team Valley - Gateshead. tooSavvy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Croker Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 LOLZ... This thread takes me back a bit. Mine was in 1987 when i was 21 and working as a D.J in nightclub called Franks in a small town called Colne in Lancashire. It was in a quiet spot near a scrapyard that is still there and the girl was a very tidy sort by the name of Marie. Oh and the car was my first decent one........a metalic blue Cortina Mk5 2.0 GL.....CHG 614Y. I had Alexander Oneil's Critasize album on the stereo and still smile if i hear it.lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Shepherd Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 ^My father's side of the family comes from Colne. Know it well I've never had sex in a car, but I imagine that cleared of clutter and with their rear seats dropped, the Volvos would make ideal shagging wagons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 LOLZ... This thread takes me back a bit. Mine was in 1987 when i was 21 and working as a D.J in nightclub called Franks in a small town called Colne in Lancashire. It was in a quiet spot near a scrapyard that is still there and the girl was a very tidy sort by the name of Marie.. Ooh! You swine! It was you in the Cortina was it? You owe me £2.35. I bought Marie two drinks in Nelson before we went to Colne. I REALLY wanted to shag her, then you showed up! Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Mine was in a Bedford HA Viva van in 1981. Are you sure it wasn't with Cyanide Steve? maxpower 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Mine was in a Bedford HA Viva van in 1981. Are you sure it wasn't with Cyanide Steve? May have been... Did he wear stockings and look like Kate Bush in 1981? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The last 20 years have been very rough on him if he did look like Kate Bush! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I can no longer look at blue cars in the same way. I guess the clue is in the name of the hue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 The last 20 years have been very rough on him if he did look like Kate Bush! Does he still wear stockings and hate motorbikes? He owes me a petrol tank for a Honda 125 if it was him I married in 1982! Why she poured chicken soup over it is still a mystery. Scratching the tank was just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Croker Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 LOL............£2.35 for a beer in Nelson?????lol. Put it on my tab.lol. You didn't really miss anything.lol. Oh and the scrappy was down by Waterside for anyone who knows Colne or wants to go and perv as its a popular spot.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 LOL............£2.35 for a beer in Nelson?????lol. ol Lol. Was two beers, and she was well up for it! Have hated Cortinas ever since! Swanky bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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