Micrashed Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 ^^^ This. I had a bedsit from when I was 17 so had somewhere warm, comfortable and with a Hitachi stereo to play Dire Straits on and shag my arse off. We did it in the Mini just to prove that it could be done in a mini. Spent quite a lot of the time laughing our arses off.On the back seat with both front seats tipped forward if you must know, though Christ only knows why you would want to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 I'm not going to lie chaps, the last car I had sex in was the Whale about a month ago, and very comfortable it was too. I shant be divulging the name of the 'lucky' lady though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Dupart Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 It was 1983 in my 1977 Marina 1800 HL saloon, blue. A bit crusty around the edges and a fluid leak, but I married her none the less and we're still together (until she reads this) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 [quote name="warren t claimI should now pose the question' date=' what's the LAST car you've had sex in? Anyone brave enough to give an honest answer?quote] My current Merc, 2 weeks ago. Prior to that, it was Trish's M3 cabrio. In her driveway, with the roof down. She "dared" me, I was very, very drunk, and it was 4am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 First car. My first 2CV on the day I bought it. In fact, it was my first time. Somehow the experience didn't put me off sex or 2CVs. There are better, more spacious, less hilarious cars to try and have sex in. Girl was called Mel. Last car was a 1987 Audi 100CC. Much more spacious! No more details shall be forthcoming but it was some years back now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 AC INVACAR, do I win £5? loserone and LightBulbFun 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 AC INVACAR, do I win £5? AC Invacar wins £1.50Now if it was a HORSEY HORSELESS, that's a different matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 AC INVACAR, do I win £5? AC Invacar wins £1.50Now if it was a HORSEY HORSELESS, that's a different matter. No, for a skydiver you need to have given or received a reacharound in a Messerschmitt. SOZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 First for me was a Morris Minor, pretty shameful really, but the last, about 15 years ago was a Bristol, going by the usual owners of Bristols probably unique, did her up up the arse classy or what? Both cars were blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hennabm Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 A green Triumph Herald estate (GTK 547F) in 1979. No names, no pack drill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 ///but the last, about 15 years ago was a Bristol, going by the usual owners of Bristols probably unique, did her up up the arse classy or what?.... Des, you're my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 First for me was a Morris Minor, pretty shameful really, but the last, about 15 years ago was a Bristol, going by the usual owners of Bristols probably unique, did her up up the arse classy or what? Both cars were blue. And they say romance is dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 I should now pose the question, what's the LAST car you've had sex in? Anyone brave enough to give an honest answer? 1992 Mazda 323f 1.6i GLX....Summer of 2009....An utterly beautiful girl called Suzie....Second helpings after having been on the beach at Winterton all night! We were both married, but sadly not to one another....My wife was somewhat miffed when she found out! Water under the bridge....I'm now divorced....My ex-wife has kinda forgiven me, and is now "Married" to another female! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_L Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Cavalier of doom... About 4 days ago. No name, again, but I reckon the manky 15" space-saver clinched the deal and it worked well... Being older and fatter than when I had my old X.Picasso, I did have to roll the sunroof back and utilise the extra headroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oman5 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 A W reg Austin Princess 2.0 HLS in russett brown (drool). did it in the FRONT passenger seat.Cortina estate with the back seats down has to be the ultimate shite shaggin wagon though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyW201 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 My first one was back in September 1991. TRM 894X, Austin Mini Metro1.0 in Vermillion red. But with it's MG interior and pepperpot alloys, it was naturally a biff-mobile par excellence. It was quite a feat as even at my tender years back then, I was still 6'5'', and those early MG seat frames weren't exactly sturdy... She was quite mucky, four years older than me, liked tattoos, and was quite, er, worldly wise. I'd met her at a party the weekend earlier and spent the rest of that month after the Metro/Hemlington school playing fields incident using avoidance tactics... But as we know, when you're 17, you'll horse owt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splatthefat Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 The last car I had sex in was the red Escort estate, sometime in 2005 I think (had the odd fumble in many cars since then), with the current memsahb, still got the photos somewhere I think.... CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 The last car I had sex in was the red Escort estate, sometime in 2005 I think (had the odd fumble in many cars since then), with the current memsahb, still got the photos somewhere I think.... CJ You actually took photos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splatthefat Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Hell yeah, why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Oooooh! Did you get terrible reflections from the windscreen? Red eye etc? Reflections tend to distort and things come out looking smaller. Presumably you hammered a bigger one over the smaller one beforehand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 About six months ago I was due to get some rumpy pumpy on the back seat of a 55 plate Fiat Stilo but I honestly couldn't get wood when the lady told me that she'd recently paid £3250 for the car. Mr_Bo11ox, af1, lisbon_road and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 PMSL @ this thread. The first (and last) car I had sex in was my gold Ford Escort in 1997. The former girlfriend and I attended her friend's 18th birthday party and sleepover (for drunk guests like ourselves) in deepest rural Norfolk at the family home. The field come car park used for visitors was on the opposite side of the road to the house and land, secluded by tall trees. The girlfriend and I 'disappeared' for a while as the party was in full swing. I was pretty drunk at the time and I think the excitement of doing the deed in a (fairly) public place countered the 'impotence' effect of too much booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Continuing the blue theme.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 sadly im too car proud to spoil my seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 sadly im too car proud to spoil my seats You are StuCDX and ICMYFPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 sadly im too car proud to spoil my seats You are StuCDX and ICMYFPN. huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete-M Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 huh? If you're not this chap, you're reasonably safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 The image of that guy and that Maestro will haunt me for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 huh? If you're not this chap, you're reasonably safe. yeah thats not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 sadly im too car proud to spoil my seats You are StuCDX and ICMYFPN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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