warren t claim Posted April 7, 2013 Author Share Posted April 7, 2013 Morris Ital HLS - lady of the night £50. For £50 I'd want rental of the lady until the tax ran out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Surely someone here has a Jag to give you the lend of. And yes it will count, carve a notch in the dashboard after. The chance to have traces of someone else's 'tatty watter' on the interior of the car? ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 1984 - Mk2 Fiesta - black. Sue. Huge airbags, blonde, says it all really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 1984 - Mk2 Fiesta - black. Sue. Huge airbags, blonde, says it all really. Were airbags standard fitment in those days ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 They were on that model, when I say model I mean hound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 One and only time - Nissan Bluebird 2.0d in pale green metallic with my now ex-wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 Here's an update after last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Did anything fall off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 My first time was the back of a Vauxhall Magnum. I hoped it would be with a woman or a man, but I settled for the back of a vauxhall magnum. ShiteRider 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukas Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 It was in this one: Hyundai Galloper II with a nice woman. Oh what a woman she was! Big in every aspect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent_Crude Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Mk I Micra 1.0L. To this day I still don't quite know how this was achieved; she was not a small lass either. A cheeky nosh in a V8 Disco shortly after was much easier. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I can’t remember if it was my first car-based experience or not, but most memorable was smashing some woman who was a doctor, in my Audi V8 at about 2am in a car park in Liverpool some years back. I clearly thought I was some kind of PLAYA with my electric leather seats and whatnot (I was). af1 and ShiteRider 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warninglight Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 1964 Austin 1100, but in 2009, in daylight, in a carpark... She was a Tennessee lass, she moved back shortly after. Most recently in an accident damaged Volvo S70 dizzler... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted June 12, 2013 Author Share Posted June 12, 2013 Most recently in an accident damaged Volvo S70 dizzler...Please tell me this happened at a U-Pull It site! Station 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warninglight Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I was still driving it, sorry! Lashed a second hand door and front wing on it, winched the bonnet back to something more Volvo shaped and flogged it on to a skinhead who only wanted a car because his van wasn't suitable for driving to funerals, stains on the seats and all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy21 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Never had it in a car.....but...........I've had it in several buses when I was working on them.Used to take girlfriends out with me when I was working late shifts...got some funny looks off the punters when the bus showed up half an hour late and I was red-faced and sweaty.Amazed I never got caught on CCTV.......that'd be a treat for the controllers.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Mine was in a Bedford CA (DVD545C) ice cream van... copper even knocked on window to ask if we were okay i was 13 she was 21.... operation yewtree when i look back at it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 ....however, it was more 'devalued' by FoMoCoPowwah than the stains on the velour... tooSavvy Asimo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martybabes Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Red Metro 1.0L (hj only)Red XR2 Mk II (full on) Black Orion Ghia Si 130 (bj only)Green Mondeo Mk II 24v (hj on hols, and full on just off the A38 south of Worcester) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendry Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 My silver 55 plate Corsa C 1.4 SXi, about 5 years ago, I was 21 and she was 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonm Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 My red Peugeot 306XL, in a car park in Oakham, with a student called Emma. The car was quite comfy considering, kept getting disturbed by headlights though. When I was a student, we couldn't light the Nov 5th bonfire so I went out to the local car park to syphen some petrol out of a car. Just as I was about to start, a pair of hands wiped away the condensation from inside the rear windows and a young man and woman stared at me angrily....think I disturbed them on the vinegar strokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 My ex, Rebecca, was heading back to London. This was 1997, my Escort. Couldn't have a shag at her house because her folks were there. Same with mine. Driving round everywhere trying to find a secluded place to 'get it on', at 3pm on a sunny Saturday afternoon. Two hours later find a secluded area near to Vauxhall Ellesmere Port site, get about 5 seconds into it and see in the rear mirror a security guard strolling over to the car.Hastily get everything back to normal and examine some bollocks excuse to security guard. Drop ex off at train station nearly in tears as lost the opportunity to have a last minute shag (FFs). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat_the_cat Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 1997, in a certain Hyundai Stellar! I know it was definitely with a girl called Sarah, but can't remember who as I somehow ended up in the unusual situation of dating a girl of the same name straight after each other - well, actually with a slight overlap... I was mortified when at one point, the outline of a foot appeared in the condensation on the inside of the windscreen - that would have taken some explaining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 A really grotty minivan, God knows who's or how we ended up in there after the usual Saturday night 'dance' and pissup.She had the biggest tits I have ever seen and was only 16. Sometime in the sixties. Found out later that she was the adoptive sister of another girl I was seeing at the time - who was Peter Noon's girlfriend 'most of the time' She was very classy and her parents looked down their noses at Peter (Herman ) Last time was in my BX estate. Just finished and tidied up when a police car drove into the very secluded car park, had a slow drive past, presumably aware of what had transpired and drove off again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Never actually had sex in a car. I usually crack one out over the seats before I sell a car. Kinda like a territorial thing. HillmanImp, alf892, Pillock and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MB Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 First time bmw e30 318is. Most recently w123 merc 280ce. Still own both cars, not sure if this has owt to do with it. A lot to be said for folding front seats, they allow the creation of a decent sized bedroom in the back. Two years ago at the beatherder festival, I was walking back from my car with some cold beers at about 5am and saw a couple fucking like demented dogs in the boot of a volvo 240 estate. I was stopped in my tracks by the sheer amount of room in those things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Never actually had sex in a car. I usually crack one out over the seats before I sell a car. Kinda like a territorial thing.Won't be buying a car off you lol beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Back of a Vauxhall Victor - with some damn fugly drunk bint who only caught my attention as she had kockers like barrage balloons - although the rest of her bodywork was in similar proportion, at my local The Tiger back in 1988 - only wanted a tit fiddle but found she wanted the full SUCK SQUEEZE BANG BLOW - serviceMy back has never recovered Station and Doctormop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fred Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Never actually had sex in a car. I usually crack one out over the seats before I sell a car. Kinda like a territorial thing. Dirty Boy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Back of a Vauxhall Victor - with some damn fugly drunk bint who only caught my attention as she had kockers like barrage balloons - although the rest of her bodywork was in similar proportion, at my local The Tiger back in 1988 - only wanted a tit fiddle but found she wanted the full SUCK SQUEEZE BANG BLOW - serviceMy back has never recovered Would this be the black Victor with the flames painted on the side that featured in the grim cars for a first date thread?If so that motor must have a very special place in your affections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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