doobietoo Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Ah the delightful Sue... skinny with long dark hair, big boobs and inverted nipples... add a windy night and a quiet corner of a deserted car park. The triumph vitesse was not the biggest of cars but did have the advantage of a full length webasto sunroof..... I can still recall every detail of her sitting on my lap with her head out the sunroof and her hair blowing in the wind..... happy days.... DSdriver, warren t claim and BorniteIdentity 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Foxhake Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Yep.Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. AlabamaShrimp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 Does anyone actually have sex in, or indeed out of a car nowadays? Am 55 and wondering? Have a hazy memory of it....It requires a certain level of agility in a Mercedes SL with the roof up, but fun nevertheless Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BavarianRetro Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 So you had sex with a pedophile then? I think foot fetishes are relatively mainstream - and that's not a euphemism - nowadays. Arthur Foxhake and Cheggers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 14, 2017 Author Share Posted February 14, 2017 Perhaps we are about due for an upgrade on this thread, how about "What car/cars were your children conceived in?" By the way, a trifle late, more information on sex in an A30: Her name was Tina and she was a petite Catholic schoolgirl. A30 was mainly black with a hand painted gold roof and possibly white doors and boot lid although they may have been a later addition.Sex in an Isetta bubblecar was only possible with the door open.I love how this thread has been bumped just in time for Valentines Day. My son was conceived in a 1986 Dodge Caravan people carrier. BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 This reminded me of something from my youth! The video to Ed Sheeran's "Castle on the Hill" was, in part, filmed in my home town of Felixstowe. Many of my mates would have got stinky fingers down at Landguard... Capture.PNG Not me though. OH no. Yes, I would take my MK2 Golf GTi down there. And yes, I would be keeping attractive company. But my fingers were busy working buttons of a different kind. See, this is an excellent DX point for people with an unwholesome interest in radio. So, whilst Dave in the Nova next to me would be smashing his birds pie in, we'd be enjoying the excellent Sunday night rock show on Invicta SuperGold from Kent or, if luck would have it, the Disco show on CTFM from Canterbury. Halcyon days. You do know the Audi in that video belongs to Six-cylinder? BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nebuchenezer Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Peugeot 305 estate, early 80's, can't remember her name but I do remember the embarrassment I suffered a couple of days later when father, sitting in the passenger seat, commented on the two perfectly detailed foot marks on the inside of the windscreen that appeared during the demisting process Dick Longbridge, For Fiats Sake, cros and 3 others 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 /\ reminds me of the time a friend commented on the damage to the headlining in a DS we had:"your wife's stiletto heals?"Reply:"No, your's actually" Our son was conceived in a white Mk 1 Triumph 2000 with red leather interior. NorfolkNWeigh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercrocker Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 I would offer up a Hillman Imp as my contribution. However, I didn't actually achieve the act within its confines on account of lack of integrity of the Chamois seats I had fitted* to the rusty floor. We gave up, went into the woods and risked deer infection and dog shit. Later on (with a different girl) lust was sated in the relatively palatial volume of an R4 van which had been thoughtfully lined with tri-wall cardboard. It hadn't been put in there for sexual purposes, more to contain the grease and oil from a load of old trailer gear I had weighed in earlier that week. I did gallantly turn it over, though before she bared her arse on it. alf892, DSdriver and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sofarsogood Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 MK3 Fiesta Wedgewood Blue. These stories remind me of my mate telling me about a bird that was riding him in his S1 Disco apparently she got her foot/boot stuck in the door pocket!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort1977 Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Mk 2 Astra with rusty arches in just about every layby or car park in Epping Forest. Lots of dopeheads, coppers and (I know realize) dogging types as well. Later an epically fucked Sierra estate although B plate so no dangly mirror goodness. Must have been OK though as we're now married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 image984 by ierdnall, on Flickr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flat4alfa Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Leading this on as it's on page 11 What was the LAST car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Has anyone done the "Your mum's" response yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richbraith Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Astra 2.0 Elegance diesel with my now wife. Highly appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Has anyone done the "Your mum's" response yet? Your Mum's. In fairness, I was shooting into an open goal. (The opportunity - not your Mum's open goal...) timolloyd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cros Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 A bit on the side is tricky in one of theseSwallow?If you're lucky. warren t claim, DVee8 and alf892 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 In fairness, I was shooting into an open goal. (The opportunity - not your Mum's open goal...) I doubted that I'd be the first .... er, so to speak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Leading this on as it's on page 11 What was the LAST car?A Renault Magane convertible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They_all_do_that_sir Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 A corsa B...... Sent from my D6603 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Foxhake Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Transit, obviously. No more classic minis. Too old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 What's the next car you plan to have sex in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zantimisfit Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 MK3 Fiesta Wedgewood Blue. These stories remind me of my mate telling me about a bird that was riding him in his S1 Disco apparently she got her foot/boot stuck in the door pocket!!! Snap! Hang on..... Is that you Mrs M??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 A Peel - P50 Might have just been secks with myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted February 27, 2017 Share Posted February 27, 2017 Many years ago, I was amused by the reply I got from a Londoner friend about whether he had his end away with a page 3 girl he had managed to pull: "Nah, but I had her lungs out in the back of the motah" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 The only 2 cars I've had sex in were: 1. A dangly mirror base model beige Y reg Sierra estate on the beach car park at Formby. Aged 18. In 1985. Jane was her name. She dumped me soon after that. There was a stain on the front seat that never went away and was explained away as something that got spilt from KFC probably milk shake. My dad gave that car to my sister in about 1992, and she sold it on in 1996. Still with the stain. 2. A K reg 1.4D 3 door AX echo. In the woods near Solihul. Or probably Knowle. In about 1999. With the woman I'm married to. About 8 years after we got married. warren t claim and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 What were you searching for to find this thread, @New POD? 😃 Not sure if it was my Morris Oxford on the downs or the Hillman Husky inside a lock-up garage. Sometimes wonder if that car's still there, I seemed to lose track of it... I'll also vote for avoiding a classic Mini. Inspiral_Mondays and warren t claim 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovyboovy Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Blue Ford P100 pick up truck, girls name withheld, on the front bench seat warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, High Jetter said: What were you searching for to find this thread, @New POD? 😃 Not sure if it was my Morris Oxford on the downs or the Hillman Husky inside a lock-up garage. Sometimes wonder if that car's still there, I seemed to lose track of it... I'll also vote for avoiding a classic Mini. There was a link in. SAD AND single. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macscrooge Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 First was the young lady’s ‘86 Escort convertible. In 1986 - clearly she had money! Very cramped back seat as I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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