somewhatfoolish Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 £2500, one for the 'just fucking scrap it M9' thread. CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 £4277 CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherStu Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I'll go for £3160 "There has been no attempt to start the car" CaptainBoom and meggersdog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMinorMk3 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Well done Boom_daughter. VX220 Plus points: Last MoT'd in 2019. Tastefully modified mechanically. Minus Points: Dressed up like a 5 year olds car. What category of write off? Lots of parts missing. A usable car costs from £8,000, a good turbo costs from £13,000. I guess it's worth £3,250 for parts with the shill bidding wind behind it CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBoom Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 Now up to £3,959.00, astoundingly. Just over a day to go, put in your guesses to ensure disappointment! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBoom Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 On 08/08/2023 at 08:04, grogee said: £4277 Sold Shill bidded up to £7,100.00. So @grogeewins it despite being £2,800-odd away from the result. You have the ships wheel grogee. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 There's not been enough totty on this thread recently, so I've been in touch with her agent and secured a weekend with Denise van Outen but from the 90s when she was really hot. Unfortunately JK out of Jamiroquai will be there too. It's summer apparently so today's piss de resistance is a 1982 Renault 5 "Cleveland" steamer conver-tAble in appropriate AS racing colours. And there are several shades, with all the structural integrity of a blancmange. "... but I felt as it stands it is clear to see what an honest car it is, which I prefer to a car with all sorts of hidden issues... " Ah good, so all the issues are completely visible then. Bidding from the seller's mum and brother in law has been brisk, with £185 reached at the time of writing. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126048591423?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=RygilJYvTE6&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=2Z40wC2iSsq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY HMC and CaptainBoom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justwatching Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Its got a naff DIY look about it, which boarders on embarrassing, but it only takes two muppets to get excited by it being "rare" and the bidding takes off. I've still got no idea what I'm looking at. I'll throw £1,620 out there. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 What a turd. I reckon the black wheels will help keep the hammer price realistic on this one, despite prices of some old Renners becoming daft, so let’s say £2450. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMinorMk3 Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 ALL about the Renault 5 :: Cleveland R5 Cabriolet (renault-5.net) The made at least one Turbo! Renault 5 Cabriolet... Signed Cleveland! Gasoline in my veins (delessencedansmesveines.com) Quote The 1st Renault 5 cabriolet was designed in 76 by the sculptor Calka, at the request of the couturier Cacharel... Faced with the success of this prototype, the ready-to-wear brand decided to make a 2nd copy that will be exhibited at the Porte de Versailles. The car does without a roll bar, and despite the reinforcements installed on the spars, the body and the chassis, the whole remains too fragile. The initiative will have no tomorrow... finally, from Renault... Because paradoxically, it is an Englishman who will take care of turning the roof of the small R5 ... Yes, it is in the land of rain, in Cleveland, that the little R5 will lose its head to expose itself under the sunshine! To get there, the English tuner cut the roof (Yes, it's better to make a convertible!), reinforced the chassis and glued a bar as a hoop, connected to the top of the windshield. It's... special! And we understand that Renault did not want to embark on the adventure. Looks like a few bits are missing like plastic trim around the windscreen and the central bar that goes between the roll bar and the screen. £1,250 grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bergerac Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 I will say £1785. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBoom Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 £3,200.97, if you can send Ms van Outen over next Saturday, that would be fine with me. I've got some plant cuttings that need separating so she can observe me prick out in the potting shed. In short, I think that is an abomination, goodness knows what it looks like with the top up. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWeldedShut Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 Only 'cos my wife would so buy that car and call it Eminem. She tells me to bid £799.99 please grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 12, 2023 Share Posted August 12, 2023 I'm going to guess on my own submission and say £893.12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popsicle Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 I reckon £2350. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 Bloody hell it's up to £1550 already. And it looks like this! I think @Mk2 Craig might be right, there's a couple of Renner heads having a chest beating match. CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMinorMk3 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Over 2K now! grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MantaGTE85 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 On 01/08/2023 at 01:04, Popsicle said: If I've got this correct and I'm a choosin, lets go with a mildly knackered Manta with 3.5 days left to run. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275970950682 MantaGTE85. Great name. mk2_craig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 😯 MiniMinorMk3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBoom Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, grogee said: 😯 Goodness me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 On 8/17/2023 at 4:40 PM, grogee said: Renner heads grogee and Justwatching 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 My very lazy and inaccurate mental arithmetic has identified @CaptainBoom as the winnar - COME ON DOWN!!! Denise van Outen is currently winging her way to your house with comedy jazz jester JK in hot pursuit. The hammer fell at £2910, so while they withdraw bids and argue about an inaccurate description, we can move on to another steaming heap of excrement. Captain, the floor is yours! somewhatfoolish and CaptainBoom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted August 21, 2023 Share Posted August 21, 2023 Did Pedro win himself an R5? I wouldn't bet on it. Onwards Captain Boom! So much choice of utter tat. CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBoom Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 Thanks Grogee! I eagerly waited by the front door for Ms van Outen from 1998, but she never showed up. Never mind, perhaps she was distracted by Jay Kay and yet another of his interesting* car stories or one of his silly hats. Her loss, I was going to ask her to help me dig over my allotment. Right, as @somewhatfoolish has mentioned, there is a plethora of tat on the bay at present. We could have had: A very nice 2009 Saab 9-5 estate which ostensibly was the sellers Mums' car, however over the last year he has sold eight or nine Saabs, so I think he's a driveway trader telling porkies. (I've bookmarked it for myself) A Mk3 Fiesta Auto in JRG, but it had too short auction time remaining. A Mercedes S-Class with no pictures and a 1p auction with no bidders A G-Wiz with a terminal-sounding battery fault A Skoda Felicia which has a suspicious bidding history which looks like Martin from the newsagent is helping get it over the line This wins however, and here's why: A tired example of an old trope that's been done to death, we've all seen them, they're hilarious*, chortle chortle. CHECK Bought ostensibly as a wedding car, wedding didn't take place, probably bride-to-be realised she was about to wed a complete jizz mop. CHECK Incorect title of the vehicle on listing. CHECK Incorrect age of vehicle used for hilarious* conversion. CHECK Seller 'wants it to go to a good home'. CHECK I give you... this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/285434926012 Currently at £1,220.00 with just under three days to go (at 1AM). Not masses of interest as it's been going for four days so far, but a couple of 42 carat plonkers (sorry) could get their Showaddywaddy record collections sold in time and will get interested near the end I'm sure? Justwatching, grogee, MiniMinorMk3 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesWeldedShut Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 It's a total mass of awfulness. I'm tempted to buy it just to burn it but it's already too rich for shoebox under the bed car funds (shhhh! Don't tell the missus she thinks its a pair of brogues). £1,566.12 grogee and CaptainBoom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 Arrgggh that is toe-curlingly awful in every respect. If it was possible to put a lower bid than £1220 then I would. Who in their right mind is going to sink four figures into that absolute travesty? The world makes me want to cry. £1221. CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 £1301.01, if it isn't mysteriously pulled 25 hours from auction end. CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheOtherStu Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 I mean, other than the fact that it's a) too new b) the wrong model and c) it's far to bloody clean and tidy, it's got everything going for it. I reckon this could be a battle of the knob ends, so I'm going with £2995 CaptainBoom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatharris Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 £1460 I reckon, and shortly re-listed by the new owner when he brings it home and his missus leaves him for being a fuckspanner. CaptainBoom and mk2_craig 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bergerac Posted August 22, 2023 Share Posted August 22, 2023 When I win Euro millions I plan on setting up a warehouse that de-Trotterises unfortunate Reliants. Reliant 3 Wheelers fetch oddly strong money, and that type of Bellend who likes Trotterised ones is unfortunately common place. £2765. Erebus, Twiggy, Justwatching and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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