HillmanImp Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 New game. Shite car for auction. AUTOSHITE COME ON DOWN! Guess the auction end price. Nearest winner gets a blow job off Katy Perry or a picture of Les Dennis, whichever is most available at the time. First entry: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166123965575?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=-DVxi_IGSsa&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=Wdnh7tdPQ7S&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY Whats the finishing price gonna be? I've edited the title as why the fuck didn't I think of that beforehand? Datsuncog, Rustybullethole, sdkrc and 7 others 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 I like this idea! I think it'll struggle as the cost of entry is too high off the bat, 2300 and it doesn't meet reserve. HillmanImp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 I think it'll go for expected. What does the crowd think though? Oh its difficult Leslie. £4, 200. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 It's a optimistic £4000 tops... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnnoyingPentium Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £3800 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £2975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBoom Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £3,250.48 and a Mars Bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £4360, reserve still not met Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £2.852 - Unsold due to unrealistic reserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcento Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £3602 (Reserve not met). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Back_For_More Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 3770 reserve not met Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reb Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 £4206.90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £12.50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 I think 3900 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 I really want that BJ off Katy Perry, and I reckon you're all low balling it so I'm gonna go in high at 4800. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £5,250 from someone whose cat jumped on the keyboard as it had 38s to go on the auction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £3042 but resisted two days later due to a non contacting buyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yes oui si Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £6,100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £4567.89 because the seller obviously 'nose what I've got'. Twiggy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdkrc Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 A blow job off Les Dennis? Fair enough £3,450 Bradders59 and Rust Collector 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dobloseven Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Be interested to see what grogee thinks. With him having a NA MG Maestro. I'll say 2800,but haven't really got a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.E Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Quote 1989 MG Maestro Turbo Last on road 2006 Number 66 of 505 made mileage approx 121000 V5 Old MOT's some history 121000/(1989+2006)=30.2878598248x66=1998.99874844+505=2503.99874844+√5=2506.23481641 £2506.23 somewhatfoolish, sdkrc, Dave_Q and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £2222.22 Buyer will have beard and be wearing corduroy trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 £5348 so there ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horriblemercedes Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 49 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said: £2222.22 Buyer will have beard and be wearing corduroy trousers. For a Maestro Turbo? I'm guessing you don't remember the sort of people who drove Maestro Turbos? They weren't beardy corduroy people...... More "can't afford an Escort RS Cosworth" type of people. Maestro Turbos never got really cheap, but they were always below Cosworths. Rare car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Q Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 2 hours ago, D.E said: 121000/(1989+2006)=30.2878598248x66=1998.99874844+505=2503.99874844+√5=2506.23481641 £2506.23 The answers in the question, it's so obvious now you pointed it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorrisItalSLX Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 17 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said: For a Maestro Turbo? I'm guessing you don't remember the sort of people who drove Maestro Turbos? They weren't beardy corduroy people...... More "can't afford an Escort RS Cosworth" type of people. Maestro Turbos never got really cheap, but they were always below Cosworths. Rare car More of a satirical comment on Maestro enthusiasts in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Collector Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 3 hours ago, sdkrc said: A blow job off Les Dennis? Fair enough £3,450 I think you misheard, I'm fairly sure he said the prize is Katy Perry taking a picture of the winner whilst they give Les Dennis a blow job. I know nothing about MG's and their values, so instead the problem was fed into a powerful AI system in order to produce the most accurate estimation possible with modern computing technology. DSdriver, AnnoyingPentium, sdkrc and 10 others 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniMinorMk3 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 It all depends if his mates are on line to help the bidding and one of them doesn't make the winning bid. My guess is that it will be removed from sale before the listing ends, as either some mug will turn up and offer the reserve to take it away now, or there's a mistake in the description and the seller decides to go for a fixed price listing instead. (£3.066.53) HillmanImp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 A grand per second to 60 from me, so £6500 I think? Really looking forward to winning the pic of Les Dawson sucking off Grayson Perry.... CaptainBoom, horriblemercedes, Matty and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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