HarmonicCheeseburger Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 puddlethumper, catsinthewelder, danthecapriman and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Guru Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 6 hours ago, hairnet said: watching bangers and cash and derek is talking about singer chamois better car than a mini better engine than a mini and even tho built by them lot up there still better built than a mini compliment i think? hes right tho They also said “better handling than the Mini”. Surely not? I thought the Mini’s handling was sensational for the time , whereas the Imp had the engine hanging way out the back . Never driven either , just what I was led to believe. Anyone with experience of both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 On 18/01/2023 at 16:20, goosey said: To be fair I do like the Old Town and will probably have a walk around the Marina after the work is complete, it’s just I wouldn’t be a able to pull the kind of shit that the salesman gets away with that bugs me, it’s like he’s Teflon coated How did you enjoy the fucking roadworks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Took the "scenic" route home last night and ended up in a few puddles. I knew it would be mucky but it was pitch black when I got back. Here's the result, no wonder the headlights didn't seem very good 😅 AnnoyingPentium, mitsisigma01, wheel nut and 29 others 16 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Costco petrol E10 137.9 E5 146.9 Premium diesel 159.9 Queues like it's 50p a litre as usual, pulled on to the pump and both of them had £20 fill ups, the one in front of me was a driving instructor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 21 minutes ago, Wack said: Costco petrol E10 137.9 E5 146.9 Premium diesel 159.9 Queues like it's 50p a litre as usual, pulled on to the pump and both of them had £20 fill ups, the one in front of me was a driving instructor I use the one in Haydock, St Helens but beginning to question myself as to why due to the massive queues... I do fill the tank though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, Tenmil Socket said: I use the one in Haydock, St Helens but beginning to question myself as to why due to the massive queues... I do fill the tank though. That's where I was, constant stream of cars in and out to the petrol station, it's 6p a litre cheaper than shell on the east lancs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenmil Socket Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, Wack said: That's where I was, constant stream of cars in and out to the petrol station, it's 6p a litre cheaper than shell on the east lancs A rough calculation shows I save £3 per tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 16 hours ago, Aston Martin said: How did you enjoy the fucking roadworks? I was unfazed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aston Martin Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Just now, goosey said: I was unfazed 😢 goosey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 3 minutes ago, Aston Martin said: 😢 I’ll be honest I’d rather be stuck in roadworks than be in the Office 😀 Rust Collector, Aston Martin, AnnoyingPentium and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Describing an air freshener she bought, my Mrs said "it's a bit clawing" Daft cunt 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 1 hour ago, Tenmil Socket said: A rough calculation shows I save £3 per tank. If I queued up in the range rover SC it'd cost me £10 by the time I got to the pump myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Just now, iainrcz said: Describing an air freshener she bought, my Mrs said "it's a bit clawing" Daft cunt 🤣 We went to a funeral on friday, first into the function suite after the service, we both went for a pee , the toilets are shared by the pub and the function suite L for pub R for suite , I come out and she's stood in the pub looking bewildered so I go in and she says, is this where we came in , the pub looks like a pub, the function suite is big round tables with white table cloths and white chairs er, no, this is the pub AnnoyingPentium and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 11 minutes ago, Wack said: We went to a funeral on friday, first into the function suite after the service, we both went for a pee , the toilets are shared by the pub and the function suite L for pub R for suite , I come out and she's stood in the pub looking bewildered so I go in and she says, is this where we came in , the pub looks like a pub, the function suite is big round tables with white table cloths and white chairs er, no, this is the pub They're special. Reminds me of the time my Mrs tried getting in the wrong car when I went to pick her up from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Ma was talking to Hazel across the street. Hazel is a big fan of cunts next door due to their habit of parking 2mm away from her car to intimidate her. Well a bit back CND bought his n hers range rover sports, which are of course top quality cars and never break down. Turns out the one 2mm from Hazel's bumper is fucked and doesn't run. So she has CND hammering on her door to move her car so he can get it on a pikey recovery truck. What a shame she was suddenly hard of hearing and didn't hear a thing. Took them quite a long time to push it up hill to be able to get it out and on the truck. She waits till they're strapping it down and strolls out and drives away. RoverFolkUs, High Jetter, myglaren and 19 others 4 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Collector Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 My mrs brought this home tonight for the little one: I’m looking forward to bath time so I can see what new letters are in the ‘new and improved’ 72 letter alphabet, I’ve been using the crappy old one with 26 letters. privatewire, RoverFolkUs, myglaren and 7 others 2 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 The world's gone mad, etc. By next year I'll be able to sell mine and retire on the proceeds. WTAF. Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 2 hours ago, Rust Collector said: My mrs brought this home tonight for the little one: I’m looking forward to bath time so I can see what new letters are in the ‘new and improved’ 72 letter alphabet, I’ve been using the crappy old one with 26 letters. It doesn't say they're all different. Am a bit confused about 'Wet, Stick and Play!' though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rust Collector Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 1 minute ago, High Jetter said: It doesn't say they're all different. Am a bit confused about 'Wet, Stick and Play!' though. What’s confusing about those instructions? Grab a stick from the garden, dunk it in the bath water and then play with it 😅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 We're finally out of fucking January. 🕺 High Jetter, Dyslexic Viking, mk2_craig and 6 others 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datsuncog Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Probably shouldn't be laughing at this, but interesting* to find out that you're as likely to find a heinous bodge carried out on the reactor of a nuclear submarine as on a grotty old Laguna from the armpit of Facebook Marketplace. Royal Navy orders investigation into nuclear submarine ‘repaired with glue’ | Royal Navy | The Guardian The faulty repairs on the cooling pipes aboard the HMS Vanguard were found after one of the bolts fell off during an inspection, the Sun reported. The bolt heads originally came off due to over-tightening. But, rather than replacing the damaged shafts, staff at the defence contractor Babcock implemented a quick fix and glued them back on. Engineers at the contractor reported it as a procedural glitch after the problem was found, but did not mention the botched nature of the repair. The glued bolts held insulation in place on the coolant pipes in the nuclear reactor and were found just as workers were set to fire it up to full power for the first time, the newspaper reported. Investigators will trawl records of repairs to find out when the bodged work occurred and who was ultimately responsible. A navy source told the newspaper: “It’s a disgrace. You can’t cut corners with nuclear. Standards are standards. Nuclear standards are never compromised.” *interesting = terrifying dome, GrumpiusMaximus, cobblers and 2 others 1 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somewhatfoolish Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 7 hours ago, Datsuncog said: Probably shouldn't be laughing at this, but interesting* to find out that you're as likely to find a heinous bodge carried out on the reactor of a nuclear submarine as on a grotty old Laguna from the armpit of Facebook Marketplace. Royal Navy orders investigation into nuclear submarine ‘repaired with glue’ | Royal Navy | The Guardian The faulty repairs on the cooling pipes aboard the HMS Vanguard were found after one of the bolts fell off during an inspection, the Sun reported. The bolt heads originally came off due to over-tightening. But, rather than replacing the damaged shafts, staff at the defence contractor Babcock implemented a quick fix and glued them back on. Engineers at the contractor reported it as a procedural glitch after the problem was found, but did not mention the botched nature of the repair. The glued bolts held insulation in place on the coolant pipes in the nuclear reactor and were found just as workers were set to fire it up to full power for the first time, the newspaper reported. Investigators will trawl records of repairs to find out when the bodged work occurred and who was ultimately responsible. A navy source told the newspaper: “It’s a disgrace. You can’t cut corners with nuclear. Standards are standards. Nuclear standards are never compromised.” *interesting = terrifying Shitty but not terrifying, at least not directly, an insulation clamp falling off will only result in sweaty tiffs being slightly sweatier; that fitters who think this is an acceptable way to behave are anywhere near a submarine is a concern and I hope Babcock receive a large corporate wedgie. Shades of the glued on bolt heads on an RN patrol ship recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 41 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said: Shitty but not terrifying, at least not directly, an insulation clamp falling off will only result in sweaty tiffs being slightly sweatier; that fitters who think this is an acceptable way to behave are anywhere near a submarine is a concern and I hope Babcock receive a large corporate wedgie. Shades of the glued on bolt heads on an RN patrol ship recently. Are they not torqued up, and failures removed and the bolt suppliers bollocked? It is worrying if this wasn't an isolated incident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Banger Kenny, DavieW, 108 and 1 other 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 1 hour ago, Wack said: Pressed for a comment, he could only manage "Ta, Mac" DSdriver, Remspoor and meshking 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 Haven't we got a few Iveco fans on here? 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 58 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said: Haven't we got a few Iveco fans on here? 🤣 This keeps springing up... Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omegod Posted February 1 Share Posted February 1 I got a £20 voucher free for Sports Direct/USC after buying a load of stuff in November so ordered a Berghaus T shirt online on 14/12 , no sign of it so in early January I contacted USC who promptly sent me a replacement one, I was very surprised when the original order turned up today ! You gotta love Evri in this case Remspoor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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