What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[MikeR]

when you picked up a free  roaming trolly at the shops with a closed lock  .....

bet you always try and  see if a pound will pop out ....

[Andyrew]

Took a mate out last night, i introduced him to someone, cash started flowing and in the moment of lust he bought back a guest to my place.  

That feeling of your mate having had a one night stand, hes left and you wake up to find they are still there. 

 

[Metal Guru]

Not a laughing matter ,I know , but this did make me laugh.

Tescos has launched an action against Period Poverty where any woman needing the necessary items, just has to ask for “the white envelope” at the information desk. (I thought we were supposed to encourage openness on such things but this is terribly coy).
Only trouble , they announced it nationwide despite just being a pilot in a few stores , and didn’t inform staff very well.

Cue, women asking for “the white envelope” , being told to try the Post Office!

[Tenmil Socket]

3 hours ago, Andyrew said:

i introduced him to someone, cash started flowing

How much?

[Andyrew]

33 minutes ago, Tenmil Socket said:

How much?

Found 10p inside so £499.90!

[Blunderguts]

[MikeR]

Too true !

[New POD]

16 minutes ago, MikeR said:

Too true !

Where's that picture taken? Which motorway J4. 

Edit M61 heading towards Manchester

Edited March 2, 2023 by New POD
I actually went onto Google maps to find the street view image

[camryv6]

20 hours ago, MikeR said:

when you picked up a free  roaming trolly at the shops with a closed lock  .....

bet you always try and  see if a pound will pop out ....

Yes, and i found 20p in Ikea today !!

[MikeR]

Middle lane hoggers .....

They don't like you using the middle  lane .....  😃😃😃

If I want to pass 6 lorries , I will stay out and pass 6 lorries , not dive in the inter lorry gap and get trapped there !! 

[DSdriver]

On 2/27/2023 at 6:39 PM, Wack said:

London life 

This is the daily parking charge at Wembley stadium should you be stupid enough to go by car 

 

pro rata that's about what we paid for an hour in a Brighton multi-storey  😟

[Wack]

Freaked out much 

[RoverFolkUs]

Ha, Citroen Picasso FB group again!

"Not a very helpful comment" 

What's anyone supposed to say!? Who would know why your fuckin engine light is on 😂

[Wack]

[Yoss]

2 hours ago, Wack said:

So that also means another 29% didn't know the answer either. Or were they just trying to make him get it wrong? I must admit llamathrust has a nice ring to it. 

[Blunderguts]

[Wack]

On 3/1/2023 at 3:08 PM, Blunderguts said:

Reminds me of that joke 

Woman turns to her husband in church and whispers, I've just farted, what should I do 

Put some new batteries in your hearing aid 

[hairnet]

On 3/1/2023 at 3:08 PM, Blunderguts said:

what key?

 

[hairnet]

text from doctor - you need to make appt after we got letter from urgent care doc

you also need a blood test

rang them as it wasnt the gp - they said no itll only be a blood test (im expecting an x ray also)

they asked when would you like appt? they picked the furthest away in the area - but then changed their mind in the same sentence  - ALL other blood tests have been a letter thru the post with whatever notice

 

i said would friday be ok - afternoon?  (i go away friday evening if weather ok)

no problem

have to tell work monday - theyre gonna love me

 

[Blunderguts]

16 minutes ago, hairnet said:

what key?

 

F major by the sound of it.

[Remspoor]

17 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Ha, Citroen Picasso FB group again!

"Not a very helpful comment" 

What's anyone supposed to say!? Who would know why your fuckin engine light is on 😂

There was I thinking that real names had to be used in Farcebook.

[155V6]

Laguna MOT'd for another year with a couple of advisories

I think the most I've spent getting it through the test was last year when I had the headlights polished 🙂

 

 

[richardmorris]

Steve berry on car and classic with the late John Dodd’s beast. Includes very tall tale that made me laugh about overtaking a panda car in the 1950s towing another car in a rolls Royce cloud at 100mph.

 

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

hate working saturday when the shit shift is on at work (headless chickens they also try and treat it as a weekday)

came in and through door behind their desk (you cant not hear me coming as with limp and steelies i make a clonk noise)

to other desk to get keys and then out the back pick up deliveries marked today and go

came back and met one as i walked in 'oh we didnt see you we thought you didnt turn up' (theres cctv in the warehouse that they can see the tv of in the office)

i walked past you twice made lots of noise when getting keys wtf? i dont have to inform them im there either

happy cos was done for 1030 and usually they pull all kindsa shite which makes a simple day difficult

about time i stitched them up

 

[Rustybullethole]

Travelling west to see family. First stop as ever at the stones. Can see um if you zoom in. 

Have overnighted here more than a few times just a quick stop this occasion though plenty vans in for the night a couple had a fire going is a great spot. 
On down to Devon the old fellas just out of hospital though happy to find him well. 

Outside one of my favourite pubs in the world. 

Vans looking Devon spec now

 

 

[320touring]

After much faffery, plenty money and much effort from @Tickman @blackboilersuit @jaypee @captain_70s @Supernaut and countless others,

this happened!

 

The Oxford was on the road today!!! 😁

Here it is by the Union Canal, one outmoded mode of  transport by another.

 

Heres a crusty pile, and an old Castle

 

And Fred Dibnah's ginger half brother approves

[Supernaut]

I was sitting a decent distance behind this thing in the Rexton with the window down and music playing, and I could still hear the diff.

Quality mode of transport.

[320touring]

1 minute ago, Supernaut said:

I was sitting a decent distance behind this thing in the Rexton with the window down and music playing, and I could still hear the diff.

Quality mode of transport.

It's the racecar heritage. 

Just sounds like a touring car

[RobT]

Calendar shot right there.