The Price is SHITE!

[HillmanImp]

New game. Shite car for auction. 

AUTOSHITE COME ON DOWN! 

Guess the auction end price. 

Nearest winner gets a blow job off Katy Perry or a picture of Les Dennis, whichever is most available at the time. 

First entry:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166123965575?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=-DVxi_IGSsa&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=Wdnh7tdPQ7S&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Whats the finishing price gonna be? 

I've edited the title as why the fuck didn't I think of that beforehand? 

[Ghosty]

I like this idea!

I think it'll struggle as the cost of entry is too high off the bat, 2300 and it doesn't meet reserve.

[HillmanImp]

I think it'll go for expected. 

What does the crowd think though? 

Oh its difficult Leslie. 

 £4, 200.

[trigger]

It's a optimistic £4000 tops...

[AnnoyingPentium]

£3800

[Pieman]

£2975

[CaptainBoom]

£3,250.48 and a Mars Bar

[Dave_Q]

£4360, reserve still not met

[Billy - Medhurst]

£2.852 - Unsold due to unrealistic reserve.

[Mrcento]

£3602 (Reserve not met).

[Back_For_More]

3770 reserve not met

[reb]

£4206.90

[New POD]

£12.50

[horriblemercedes]

I think 3900

[mk2_craig]

I really want that BJ off Katy Perry, and I reckon you're all low balling it so I'm gonna go in high at 4800.

[sierraman]

£5,250 from someone whose cat jumped on the keyboard as it had 38s to go on the auction. 

[brownnova]

£3042 

but resisted two days later due to a non contacting buyer. 

[yes oui si]

£6,100

[Dick Cheeseburger]

 

£4567.89 because the seller obviously 'nose what I've got'. 

[sdkrc]

A blow job off Les Dennis? Fair enough

£3,450 

[Dobloseven]

Be interested to see what grogee thinks. With him having a NA MG Maestro. I'll say 2800,but haven't really got a clue. 

[D.E]

Quote

1989 MG Maestro Turbo   Last on road 2006   Number 66 of 505 made   mileage approx 121000   V5 Old MOT's some history

121000/(1989+2006)=30.2878598248x66=1998.99874844+505=2503.99874844+√5=2506.23481641

£2506.23

[MorrisItalSLX]

£2222.22

Buyer will have beard and be wearing corduroy trousers.

[Twiggy]

£5348 so there !

[horriblemercedes]

49 minutes ago, MorrisItalSLX said:

£2222.22

Buyer will have beard and be wearing corduroy trousers.

For a Maestro Turbo?

 

I'm guessing you don't remember the sort of people who drove Maestro Turbos? They weren't beardy corduroy people......

 

More "can't afford an Escort RS Cosworth" type of people. Maestro Turbos never got really cheap, but they were always below Cosworths. Rare car

[Dave_Q]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

121000/(1989+2006)=30.2878598248x66=1998.99874844+505=2503.99874844+√5=2506.23481641

£2506.23

The answers in the question, it's so obvious now you pointed it out

[MorrisItalSLX]

17 minutes ago, horriblemercedes said:

For a Maestro Turbo?

 

I'm guessing you don't remember the sort of people who drove Maestro Turbos? They weren't beardy corduroy people......

 

More "can't afford an Escort RS Cosworth" type of people. Maestro Turbos never got really cheap, but they were always below Cosworths. Rare car

More of a satirical comment on Maestro enthusiasts in general.

[Rust Collector]

3 hours ago, sdkrc said:

A blow job off Les Dennis? Fair enough

£3,450 

I think you misheard, I'm fairly sure he said the prize is Katy Perry taking a picture of the winner whilst they give Les Dennis a blow job.

I know nothing about MG's and their values, so instead the problem was fed into a powerful AI system in order to produce the most accurate estimation possible with modern computing technology.

[MiniMinorMk3]

It all depends if his mates are on line to help the bidding and one of them doesn't make the winning bid.

My guess is that it will be removed from sale before the listing ends, as either some mug will turn up and offer the reserve to take it away now, or there's a mistake in the description and the seller decides to go for a fixed price listing instead.

(£3.066.53)

[Stanky]

A grand per second to 60 from me, so £6500 I think?

Really looking forward to winning the pic of Les Dawson sucking off Grayson Perry....