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  1. reb

    Peak Car.

    The Volvo 850 is peak car and I can prove it. Not just because mine saved my life either.
  2. A reminder of the moments that make it all worth it. You can't buy that feeling.
  3. reb

    Rozzer Shite

    I smoked a cigarette with an officer of the law the other day and had a nosey at the computers and shit in the cab through the window. Makes my kit look like a pocket calculator.
  4. It's just the closest one to my house. If they went on grades they'd shred my application without reading it, while laughing manically. I'm relying on having maybe* worked for them and knowing the head of department in a roundabout way. Along with an amazing personal statement I've not written yet. If I don't get in I just won't bother. Looks like they don't as a standalone degree, but you can probably do it as part of a Biology degree. I want to do a dual honours of Social Anthro and Philosophy. Because I'm not enough of a wanker already.
  5. Decided on a degree and uni. Go big or go home. I won't tell you the degree because you'll all point and laugh for doing a middle class waste of resources degree...
  6. reb

    Rozzer Shite

    Yeah. I'm surprised they don't go through walls more often.
  7. reb

    Rozzer Shite

    Obviously we used 850s here in Scotland* too.
  8. reb

    Rozzer Shite

    Bridgend in Wales? That's where my old office is. Not that I ever went there.
  9. Apologies for the background noise before I figured out how to mute myself. Also apologies for my friend trying to infiltrate.
  10. I should be on if the wifi in my top secret location holds up.
  11. The keyboard on my surface pro seems to have stopped working. How fucking useful.
  12. I got to my fourth cigarette and was calmly instructed to get in the van. Nicotine gum it is.
  13. Happiest I've ever been. I'm home and safe. I'll give a proper update in a few days. In the mean time I have 20 Marlboro and a tub of players to enjoy.
  14. If anyone asks, I died in a car crash.
  15. On a more positive note, I've more than met my step goal every day this week!
  16. Well that went well. Unemployed now. Something about blatant disregard for operational security or something like that...
  17. I've never lost a bet by accident. Hopefully I can keep this up.
  18. Dropped a clanger. Shit.
  19. Finally some good news. My wee sister just gave birth. Mother and baby doing well.
  20. 9, got there at half 8 though because there's a garage across the road and I wanted to see if they could investigate the overheating issue I've been having with the 850.
  21. New job is alright. Got to finish at 4!
  22. I spotted a lovely Ibiza at work today.
  23. I start my new job today. I'll let y'all know how it goes. That is all.
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