The grumpy thread

[chaseracer]

You're in the right place... 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Whose Rolf when he’s at home?

I don't care whose Rolf he is; he's not coming here.

[SiC]

My mums moving out this weekend, so I'm off to clear my stuff out of the garage.

 

Been let down on a load of storage places, so the only place I've got to put any of it is in the attic at home, which should be a lot of fun - roll cab + top box full of tools, compressor, big daddy MIG welder, various exhausts, a set of 20" wheels off my van etc etc

I've noticed that Big Yellow Storage near me is doing 8 weeks half price atm. I plan to pack my garage into a storage place in-between moving houses. Not least I don't trust any moving companies workers greasy mits on my tools.

[EssDeeWon]

Not sure what makes me more angry, people that flick their indicator on as they approach you at a mini round about but have already starting turning left or those that don't bother at all.

[Aston Martin]

You piece of fucking shit Citroën.... Another flat fucking tyre.

 

 

And again, my 4th? In 18 months.

[MikeR]

F in cheap junk

 

my quid shop lamp has decomposed  .......

 

[Fumbler]

My lord. It's decided to become even more slate than it was.

[Timewaster]

I've realise now it is one of those fake rock lamps.

 

At first I thought it was a handtorch that had self combusted.

[Mrcento]

Buble..a plastic Sinatra, without the range, depth or charisma............

 

Buble is like an early 00's Korean car.

 

Astonishingly competent at doing what it does, reliable and yet somehow always trying to be something it isn't, more plastic than you ever thought possible and lacking any kind of charm.

[Snipes]

Not sure what makes me more angry, people that flick their indicator on as they approach you at a mini round about but have already starting turning left or those that don't bother at all.

I hate it when people indicate right round the roundabout then don't indicate left to exit the roundabout. They're literally turning left while indicating right!

[Remspoor]

I hate it when people indicate right round the roundabout then don't indicate left to exit the roundabout. They're literally turning left while indicating right!

I hope you got them on dash cam, then send them into the wallies on one of those YT channels. Boy can we laugh then.

[puddlethumper]

I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.

Didn't know he'd been let out.

[sierraman]

Buble always sounds pissed. In fact he sounds like the sort that goes round squeezing women’s tits when he’s had 5 pints.

[myglaren]

Buble always sounds pissed. In fact he sounds like the sort that goes round squeezing women’s tits when he’s had 5 pints.

Considering who he is married to there would hardly be the motivation for that.

[hairymel]

 

 

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https://www.scandinaviandesigncenter.com/brands/iittala/tsaikka-glass-with-handle-2-pack/?variantId=30006-01&currency=GBP&countryCode=GB&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIp5fs3cXN3wIVJijTCh3m7w3UEAkYESABEgKRAvD_BwE

[dollywobbler]

Jane McDonald is the female Steve Wright. Chats pure shit, talks over her guests and has far too much to say, none of it worth listening to.

 

Whilst we're on annoying people on the telly let's have Alison Hammond. Total and utter waste of air time, no surprise whatsoever to find out she was on Big Brother.

Before that, she used to work in the same office as me...

[outlaw118]

Further to my previous ravioli/Tesco rant, the recipe for their cheesey puff/balls/ snack appears to have been "improved" too, since last purchased.

 

They now are not so cheesey and taste a bit stale.

 

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED etc

[myglaren]

https://www.scandinaviandesigncenter.com/brands/iittala/tsaikka-glass-with-handle-2-pack/?variantId=30006-01&currency=GBP&countryCode=GB&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIp5fs3cXN3wIVJijTCh3m7w3UEAkYESABEgKRAvD_BwE

Thanks for that

I was a bit blinkered as all the ones I have came from the factory in Finland - our boss would drive up there and buy for the whole firm - 1,000 mile round trip but he did have other places to go on the way.

[Sheefag]

Surely one for the grin thread now though?

[myglaren]

Surely one for the grin thread now though?

Indeed, when I can afford the £30 for the pair, although I only need one.

[Sheefag]

Buy two, smash one, problem solved. Don't mention it.

[cort1977]

Got up this morning to find the oven door window had spontaneously disintegrated. Started the year as i suspect i will continue it, constantly trying to fix things, solve problems and being hit by unecessary and annoying expenses.

[Ghosty]

Further to my previous ravioli/Tesco rant, the recipe for their cheesey puff/balls/ snack appears to have been "improved" too, since last purchased.

 

They now are not so cheesey and taste a bit stale.

 

CHRISTMAS IS RUINED etc

I should post in CRISPS.

I never liked the Tesco cheese puffs. Too wet and slimy, they should have a dry dusting of powder, not leave your hands an orange glutenous mess. My favourite ones for a long time were the Sainsbury's ones, but the Co-op ones are even better, as the big bag is always a pound, and filled right to the top of the bag. Perfect

[Snipes]

You want M&S cheese tasters or Cheese Footballs ("a winner at home or away").

[NorfolkNWeigh]

I went to the doctors last week because my cock had turned orange.

" I think it's a lifestyle thing" says he.

 

Can't be , all I do all day is sit watching porn and eating cheesey poofs..

[Datsuncog]

Not sure how I managed to crack a molar eating some toast and banana, but it seems that I have.

Baffling.

Time to put Denplan to use, finally...

[Guest Hooli]

 

I believe one of the most common ways to crack a tooth is hydraulic action when you squeeze food into a hole in the tooth, the pressure builds & splits the tooth. I cracked one on something daft like a bacon sarnie once.

[purplebargeken]

Cheese sandwich for me once. also cheese sandwich that nearly killed me.

 

I do like a cheese sandwich though. I'll take that risk. 

[Cavcraft]

You should share the danger, Ken. One Roule for her, one Roule for you.

[wuvvum]

FFS.