The grumpy thread

[Mally]

Grumpy/crazy moment bare with me.

 

End of a shit year, my bestie died of a nasty aggressive cancer that made me realise that stuff doesn’t matter that much. My dad had rose 3 of his lovely cancer too. Mrs works as an acute oncology whatsit and talks about cancer death constantly.

 

Think I don’t really enjoy my work I just like the money, it stresses me out and I feel trapped. I’m mid:late 40’s and could retire in a couple or so years or could semi retire now and just bumble on doing a shit contract once a year for the next ten years.

 

Anyways merry new year and thank you all for the entertaining world I dip in and out of. I’m going to drink a huge baileys and go to sleep after skimming the classifieds.

 

I retired at 55.

Best decision ever.

You need to have a hobby though.

[dean36014]

Fireworks going off that loudly the house shook!

[MarvinsMom]

after been quiet on our part of the line, 

 

it seems the big guns have opened up. 

 

meaning it must be new year.......

[warren t claim]

 

Right of centre is what exactly? The centre might as well be Margaret Thatcher just now.

 

I can't agree with your political ideology but I enjoy your posts.

Maybe that's why political discussion is best left to other outlets.

Oddly enough although both yourself and Creeping Jesus have different politics to myself but for some reason both of you are able to debate on an adult level. I've no idea whether that's a particular Caledonian quality or not.

[Zelandeth]

Can't bloody sleep. Absolutely knackered, can barely keep my eyes open...but can I actually get to sleep? Not a bloody chance.

 

Insomnia sucks.

[paulplom]

Suggs was shit on BBC1 tonight what an arrogant wanker. I hope he was just pissed.

[Rocket88]

BBC 2 [Jules wankfest] was equally dismal.........................

[nebuchenezer]

I have to say both beeb's 1 and 2 were dire last night. Time for a change methinks.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Buble, a plastic Almond, Ancient Junior and George Ezra who after a promising start is just turning out shit chart music. Dismal.

[Mrcento]

I have to say both beeb's 1 and 2 were dire last night. Time for a change methinks.

 

Channel 5, 6 non stop hours of Jane McDonald

 

At least we all found out who the director of channel 5 is fucking.

[ruffgeezer]

Channel 5, 6 non stop hours of Jane McDonald

 

At least we all found out who the director of channel 5 is fucking.

 

 

The viewers?

[DeeJay]

His hand?

[Tamworthbay]

Buble, a plastic Almond, Ancient Junior and George Ezra who after a promising start is just turning out shit chart music. Dismal.

I presume George’s promising start was the bit before the talentless shit started singing?

[sierraman]

I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.

[anonymous user]

I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.

Have you checked in the mirror?

[GrumpiusMaximus]

FFS.  I have some kind of 'ill'.  My tonsils feel like they are the size of grapefruits.

 

Happy fucking New Year.

[Remspoor]

Never tell a sociopath that he's a...sociopath. I think I heard that from....somewhere or other.

Killing Eve

[Shirley Knott]

Front passenger door on the Golf is now completely deadlocked and can't be coaxed open from inside or out, even the repeated banging of the lock whilst working the central locking trick has failed.

 

I should have replaced the module whilst the fault was intermittent, now it looks like my future involves trying to remove the doorcard with the door shut, FML.

[Rocket88]

Buble..a plastic Sinatra, without the range, depth or charisma............

[Cavcraft]

Jane McDonald is the female Steve Wright. Chats pure shit, talks over her guests and has far too much to say, none of it worth listening to.

 

Whilst we're on annoying people on the telly let's have Alison Hammond. Total and utter waste of air time, no surprise whatsoever to find out she was on Big Brother.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I presume George’s promising start was the bit before the talentless shit started singing?

Did you see Marc Almond though? He looks like a waxworks Action Man.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I feel like someone’s dropped an axe on my head.

I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.

[dozeydustman]

I feel ok, had 4 pints of 6 months out of date bitter and a pizza, walked 3 miles this morning to collect Rolf.

 

You sir are living the dream

[cobblers]

My mums moving out this weekend, so I'm off to clear my stuff out of the garage.

 

Been let down on a load of storage places, so the only place I've got to put any of it is in the attic at home, which should be a lot of fun - roll cab + top box full of tools, compressor, big daddy MIG welder, various exhausts, a set of 20" wheels off my van etc etc

[outlaw118]

STOP TALKING EVERYONE BAD SHIT HAS HAPPENED

 

Tescos have "Improved" their own brand beef ravioli.

 

The sauce is now too thin, too salty and too much basil. The ravioli itself seems to be less nice too.

Sainsbury's stuff has got lumps of tomato and onion in the sauce, and local Asda don't sell their own.

Heinz it'll have to be then, more expensive, and not as good as original recipe tescos.

 

Cunts. Why can't they leave things alone?

 

 

As you were.

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Late and valid entry for the 2018 cunt count there.  Superb work.

[myglaren]

^ try Lidl's.  Gets a lot of thumbs up various places.  Or the Aldi 'specially selected'.

Not a personal recommendation as I don't do processed food.

[Kiltox]

Lidl ravioli ftw

[omegod]

Fucks sake, got a sore throat on 23rd and now everything is fucking infected, throat, sinus and chest,antibiotics are doing fuck all. it's been a shit festive period, no pub, no metal detecting and no chance of working on the copart focus 

 

Can't see me making it to work this week either so that will start stressing me out too 

 

BTW them little Foccacia pizza things Lidl do are bloody marvelous 

[dozeydustman]

omegod Dr Dustman prescribes plenty of rest and home made hot lemon flu drink consisting of a dash of lemon juice, 1 tsp honey & 1 shot of whisky in a mug of boiling water. Initially is stings like hell but soon enough the throat is soothed and it acts as an expectorant to clear the chest and throat of catarrh & snots.