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  On 05/11/2016 at 19:33, tooSavvy said:

Hmmm.... Been 'out and about' today [at work].

Passing Kendal, en route to Keswick - from Whitehaven...

Skiddaw Peak has a 'white dusting'.TS

....evidence of how tired 10h driving makes you...

 

Passing Keswick, en route to Kendal... Doh! :(

 

 

TS

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Posted

GUY FAWKES WAS LAST NIGHT SO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Posted

Just saw an S type lose it big time on a round about. It didn't appear to be going fast and I had been round that round about 10 minutes earlier and didn't appear to be anything spilt so I call shit tyres!

 

I'm about to buy a dashcam I would of loved to capture this seeing such a big car like bambi on ice.

Posted
  On 06/11/2016 at 18:33, Parky said:

GUY FAWKES WAS LAST NIGHT SO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

this

 

although theres been not as much FRO!!!!!

Posted

It went quiet for a bit and now it's just started again! For fucks sake

Posted

Walked my young pup last Wednesday, the 2nd. We'd not seen a single firework and then fuck me, some cunt decided to detonate a huge crate of explosives just as we walked past the other side of his hedge.

I've managed to chill young Steve the pup down, but if anyone knows a bloke who'd dump a trailer load of manure at the end of the twat's drive, there's a hundred notes in used, crumpled twenties waiting for him here.

Posted

Luckily our dogs (whippets) don't give a shit about fireworks, despite one of them being shit scared of everything, including walks, cars, the rabbit, cats, etc etc.

But FFS people can seriously FRO with fireworks. Halloween can fuck off too.

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Posted
  On 06/11/2016 at 21:24, barefoot said:

We'd not seen a single firework and then fuck me, some cunt decided to detonate a huge crate of explosives just as we walked past the other side of his hedge.

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PLUS

 

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MINUS

 

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We had a few fireworks go off last night. The cat just looked at me as if I'd just farted. Gee, thanks cat.

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Posted

Jesus H Christ. What is it about owners clubs. Just reading some forums and the amount of self righteous,cantankerous navel gazers is unbelievable.

 

No wonder I like dogs so much.

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The more one comes to know men, the more one comes to admire the dog.

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Our King Charles is so batshit crazy if he had thumbs he'd be setting fireworks off himself.

Posted
  On 06/11/2016 at 23:40, Ghosty said:

I'm gonna have to pack this job in.

you and me both

Posted
  On 05/11/2016 at 19:02, MarvinsMom said:

had a sleet shower while on the moor road back from whitby this afternoon,

 

bloody winter can piss off, i'm fed up of it now.

Me too, got caught behind a gritter in the 75 for miles last night. Held back from it but its still white with salt. Poor 75  :-(

Posted
  On 06/11/2016 at 18:33, Parky said:

GUY FAWKES WAS LAST NIGHT SO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP YOU FUCKING RETARDS

 

Absolutely; it's thoroughly british to celebrate democracy and the enduring values of the mother of all parliaments through the ceremonial burning of a treacherous catholic. It's also thoroughly british to only do it on the night. All other pyrotechnical activity on any other night of the year aside from celebrating the Queen's birthday, the relief of Mafeking or the sinking of the Bismark are irretrievably scummy.

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Got pissed about (elsewhere) with the Fiesta. Readvertised it, one of the first mitherers did that 'messaged you m8' thing and hadn't. Told him I didn't receive a message, he asks me to message him. That's not fucking happening, haven't got times for games. An hour or whatever later, there's a new message alert from Captain Knobrot:

 

 

'Does the seat smell'

 

 

I just cannot even be arsed replying.

Posted
  On 07/11/2016 at 14:01, Cavcraft said:

Got pissed about (elsewhere) with the Fiesta. Readvertised it, one of the first mitherers did that 'messaged you m8' thing and hadn't. Told him I didn't receive a message, he asks me to message him. That's not fucking happening, haven't got times for games. An hour or whatever later, there's a new message alert from Captain Knobrot:

 

 

'Does the seat smell'

 

 

I just cannot even be arsed replying.

Please reply:

 

Only where your mum was sitting.

Posted
  On 06/11/2016 at 23:29, Barry Cade. said:

Jesus H Christ. What is it about owners clubs. Just reading some forums and the amount of self righteous,cantankerous navel gazers is unbelievable.

 

No wonder I like dogs so much.

 

I've had to unjoin all the Facebastard Rover 75 MGZT groups I was in - if it was a pub, I'd have left before the fight started - just full of people trading insults - no need.

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the sierra owners club is a good place, friendly genuine folks on there

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He's still bloody asking about the smell!

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Facebook groups are often particularly bad. Think about it - it's where the people who can't be arsed to sign up to a forum hang out. I leave many groups because I just get fed up with the appalling spelling M8, and often puerile humour. I cite the Autoshite Facebook page as my evidence. (well, I assume it's still the same. Not been a member of it for a long time).

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OTH there are some gr7 Facbastard groups like

 

Fry up Police - Gratuitously offensive group for ridiculing people's Full English Breakfasts

Pictures of people in local papers holding things up - fairly self-explanatory but often very funny

Angry People in Local Newspapers - Similar to the above with some overlap, good for a giggle

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Posted
  On 07/11/2016 at 13:17, BenHar said:

Are you a Jonny Foreigner? You've missed out Trafalgar Day.

 

Ben

Au contraire; Traf Day can only be celebrated proper like if you're in No2 dress and getting pissed in the ward room on HMS Victory. The only acceptable use for pyro in this scenario is if the ward room has caught fire and you need rescuing.

Posted

my herpes

 

chap posted item on thursday eve

 

was at his local depot fri morning

 

was up here at my local depot (which we found out was liverpool) on saturday

 

was out for delivery on saturday to works address as noone home

 

checked on sat eve after went home at lunchtime and still down as sat at their depot

 

sat eve - re attempt at delivery will be made - apparently the seller said they tried but noone was in

 

errr the workshop is 24/7 and the office is 6 to 6 7 days a week

 

so they havent tried

 

he got prodded at lunchtime today - can you shout at them please

 

it turned up here at 1500 - i was in fazakerley on saturday on the way to preston - i could have collected it myself

 

no wai it takes 48 hours to do less than 30 miles ffs

 

yo del are shit but not that shit and ill never hear a bad word about royal mail

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flat tyre on the Rover 75......

 

spent 20 minutes changing the wretched thing on the side of the road by torch light, and now i have to try and find a tyre place near here tomorrow for a new tyer.

 

and the worse thing?

 

it was a new-ish one too.

 

bollocks......

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