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I think I've found @jakebullet's missus' mum's long-lost Scottish relative.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/jaguar/jaguar-x-type-saloon-2007-manual-1998-cc-4-doors-85826-miles/1491192078

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God Car failed MOT, lots of welding needed, mounting of front seat belts inner and outer, both front shocks, plus emissions fault and fog lamp.

Car was given by God and then given back to God, stickers all around point to Father and the truth that churches do not teach. look up MOT check for full details, MOT took over 3 hours, so maybe the person doing hates God and wanted to kill off this car.

Oh, and they want £1,200 for it. It's probably about £120 in scrap.

 

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If Jesus can turn water into wine or feed 5000 people with a bit of bread and fish, surely he can turn rust and air back into steel

Posted
20 hours ago, GlenAnderson said:

“Sports Moped” is an oxymoron that has amused me for forty years. 🤣

I dunno, a mate of mine in the mid '90s had a mentally tuned Yamaha BW's that would do 80mph between engine rebuilds.

Posted
1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

I dunno, a mate of mine in the mid '90s had a mentally tuned Yamaha BW's that would do 80mph between engine rebuilds.

Back in 97/98 my mate John in Holland had a B-Wiz that would comfortably hit 100kph. He’d ploughed a fortune into it. About 1000-1200 km between rebuilds though. And although it’d started out at 50cc not really a “moped” anymore in the true sense of the word. 

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Went to look at this today

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267099013388?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=F6PqSLDUTNq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

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Runs really nicely, but has obviously been sat outside for a few years which hasn't done it any favours - nor has pushing it with a digger, so it needs a new bumper and whatever else got bent 

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Sadly it looks like this is going round the oval, unless anyone else fancies saving it?

Posted
3 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Went to look at this today

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267099013388?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=F6PqSLDUTNq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

PXL_20241221_102956831.jpg.b135d8adc42e6fd9fb56f211220ff131.jpg

PXL_20241221_102619405.jpg.998534b6c03335a3c5e590b0cd1c95c7.jpg

Runs really nicely, but has obviously been sat outside for a few years which hasn't done it any favours - nor has pushing it with a digger, so it needs a new bumper and whatever else got bent 

PXL_20241221_103016832.jpg.ebf759702d1ae8563b12b9ec71d56980.jpg

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Sadly it looks like this is going round the oval, unless anyone else fancies saving it?

As the resident Hearse licker and Scorpio licker I’d absolutely love this! Unfortunately finances don’t allow 

Posted
4 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Happily it looks like this is going round the oval, because @outlaw118 has got some rigger boots and Dulux for Christmas

FTFY 😉

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Posted
9 minutes ago, GlenAnderson said:

Is it me, or does poxy autotrader deliberately hide locations? I can’t for the life of me see where it is on that ad. 

Does this not help?

location.png

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On 20/12/2024 at 10:24, horriblemercedes said:

If Jesus can turn water into wine or feed 5000 people with a bit of bread and fish, surely he can turn rust and air back into steel

1 Samuel 1320: But all the Jenolites went down to the Philistines, to sharpen every man his share, and his coulter, and his Jag, and his mattock.

 

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Stream Typically Tropical - Barbados by Funkinova | Listen online for free  on SoundCloud

Ladies & genitalmen, this is Captain Tobias Willcock

welcoming you aboard Cococunt Airways flight Bee-Yew-fifty-eight

we will be shelving at the height of 3.3 feet

and an unsecured microwave speed of 300mph

half-cooked refreshments will be taking off

kindly fasten everything down and refrain from smoking cherry until VOSA have blended

LDV MAXUS 3.5 CDI 95 LWB (TRANSIT style) . Camper OFFERS?? 12m MOT! PX? - Picture 13 of 14

LDV MAXUS 3.5 CDI 95 LWB (TRANSIT style) . Camper OFFERS?? 12m MOT! PX? | eBay

WHOA! I'm going to Barbados

WHOA! In my diesel LDV

WHOA! I'm going to see my girlfriend

WHOA! She's obvs imaginary

LDV MAXUS 3.5 CDI 95 LWB (TRANSIT style) . Camper OFFERS?? 12m MOT! PX? - Picture 1 of 14

Posted
5 hours ago, Remspoor said:

Does this not help?

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Well, it tells me where the Micra is (handily, way too far away for me to be tempted), but that’s not what I see when I hit the link. I get this:

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And, nowhere at all on the page is any mention of a location. 
 

Weird. 

Posted
29 minutes ago, morrisoxide said:

Surely (don't call me surely) this must belong to someone on ere.

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@wuvvum

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Posted
11 hours ago, GlenAnderson said:

Well, it tells me where the Micra is (handily, way too far away for me to be tempted), but that’s not what I see when I hit the link. I get this:

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And, nowhere at all on the page is any mention of a location. 
 

Weird. 

Maybe the app needs your location so it can tell you how far away the car is?

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Posted
40 minutes ago, DSdriver said:

Maybe the app needs your location so it can tell you how far away the car is?

Maybe. 
 

But I don’t want to know how far away it is, I want to know where it is. Deliberately leaving that information out in order to force people into logging in etc is a PITA. 

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