ebay 'BARGAINS'

[S2000]

25 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Weird and unappealing. But enough about Neston!

Not worth 25 grand of anybody's money.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/297483320513?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K0VFDA8V78MYVM890GPE4DPV&hash=item4543633cc1:g:oOAAAeSwxS5ofUi1&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cLyan7QgY3wvSz4gk7PZi0BhgYvL1TRZAYvs%2BGJEfo0Y0wswrMjkmZrdyFQKwiCkpqZA2MFwkD39HPmMwCCFG%2FDgJHL%2BxyTAvRXHNoQNZ8FSp8bX%2FXsLLbAkBwClm3%2BBluVryR6re0slQwizuf2STBAAXRkDCr7mBqUbMS97oR9kMsQKNU%2BlTfzV77AS8R3uogOTERR0fpSwncUHqABmjGo5d1vmh5VODz%2F4XP8rxKhZ2AaI%2BPE2EAV39i%2F1ASXoP%2F3aJnleGbSQabXS08Nb6js5So83C%2FQBi%2F0ywJRQCh0A%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4qlte-GZg

On the contrary, very rare, restored and very appealing to a BMW licker like me. I had a 1971 2000 BMW Neue Klasse about 15 years ago and kick myself for selling it, if I had the 'heated space' to be store it....

[Split_Pin]

30 minutes ago, mk2_craig said:

Any Intel as to why one end of the car has the face-lift and the other doesn't? 

Never noticed that! The owner probably thought it looked cool.

[sheffcortinacentre]

8 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

was a traveller, ive watched the vid.....

Well dunno why it appears to have no separate chassis in pics, either way it looks very poorly done.

[sheffcortinacentre]

9 hours ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Weird and unappealing. But enough about Neston!

Not worth 25 grand of anybody's money.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/297483320513?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K0VFDA8V78MYVM890GPE4DPV&hash=item4543633cc1:g:oOAAAeSwxS5ofUi1&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cLyan7QgY3wvSz4gk7PZi0BhgYvL1TRZAYvs%2BGJEfo0Y0wswrMjkmZrdyFQKwiCkpqZA2MFwkD39HPmMwCCFG%2FDgJHL%2BxyTAvRXHNoQNZ8FSp8bX%2FXsLLbAkBwClm3%2BBluVryR6re0slQwizuf2STBAAXRkDCr7mBqUbMS97oR9kMsQKNU%2BlTfzV77AS8R3uogOTERR0fpSwncUHqABmjGo5d1vmh5VODz%2F4XP8rxKhZ2AaI%2BPE2EAV39i%2F1ASXoP%2F3aJnleGbSQabXS08Nb6js5So83C%2FQBi%2F0ywJRQCh0A%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4qlte-GZg

I know where there's a white one with front end damage that's been sat since the 70's if it's still there.

[SunnySouth]

On 23/07/2025 at 12:51, Split_Pin said:

Never noticed that! The owner probably thought it looked cool.

Shirley “The owner probably stuffed it into a tree/wall/someone’s arse end…”

[SunnySouth]

On 23/07/2025 at 12:39, S2000 said:

On the contrary, very rare, restored and very appealing to a BMW licker like me. I had a 1971 2000 BMW Neue Klasse about 15 years ago and kick myself for selling it, if I had the 'heated space' to be store it....

I have to say I’d have thought 25 bags was cheap for a nice rarity like that! If it was a questionably ‘sporty’ Escort-shaped affair it’d be worth at least double on a slow day!

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Just when you thought the world had finally gone mad, some knobshiner pays £276848 for a MK2 Escort 

https://www.historics.co.uk/auction/lot/lot-170---1976-ford-escort-mk-ii-rs1800/?lot=17725&so=0&st=escort&sto=0&au=92&ef=&et=&ic=False&sd=1&pp=96&pn=1&g=1

[sheffcortinacentre]

Even for a one owner RS1800 that's ridiculous.

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Just when you thought the world had finally gone mad, some knobshiner pays £276848 for a MK2 Escort 

https://www.historics.co.uk/auction/lot/lot-170---1976-ford-escort-mk-ii-rs1800/?lot=17725&so=0&st=escort&sto=0&au=92&ef=&et=&ic=False&sd=1&pp=96&pn=1&g=1

Is it me, or does that not look right?

[alcyonecorporation]

On 23/07/2025 at 12:10, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Weird and unappealing. But enough about Neston!

Not worth 25 grand of anybody's money.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/297483320513?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K0VFDA8V78MYVM890GPE4DPV&hash=item4543633cc1:g:oOAAAeSwxS5ofUi1&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cLyan7QgY3wvSz4gk7PZi0BhgYvL1TRZAYvs%2BGJEfo0Y0wswrMjkmZrdyFQKwiCkpqZA2MFwkD39HPmMwCCFG%2FDgJHL%2BxyTAvRXHNoQNZ8FSp8bX%2FXsLLbAkBwClm3%2BBluVryR6re0slQwizuf2STBAAXRkDCr7mBqUbMS97oR9kMsQKNU%2BlTfzV77AS8R3uogOTERR0fpSwncUHqABmjGo5d1vmh5VODz%2F4XP8rxKhZ2AaI%2BPE2EAV39i%2F1ASXoP%2F3aJnleGbSQabXS08Nb6js5So83C%2FQBi%2F0ywJRQCh0A%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4qlte-GZg

looks like a shoebill stork straining to take a shit 

[aotb]

A knackered old tyre for nearly the price of a new one! 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/406085262407

 

This seems to be suprisingly common. 

[N Dentressangle]

https://www.facebook.com/share/16XVmfnUcv/

Those rear arches 

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Nearly £28000 for this, even after the suspension has been ruined...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/306421671362?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K1BVX4Y0GKQXCV350M831P0N&hash=item475827a5c2:g:y3EAAeSwYDloiQov&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1ex9rrwjArT9kxaK%2FTd8CduBLkDVe1B%2Bth%2FGwLjHR7HBLZm%2FifNzAncf6J84mR4tN93P8nknwH4by7Ji5%2BnvDvL6nReWcPsnWrn4lQFzrxUW%2FCXZKalFSSpB9fiQfTr04MthbxNz7G6tFzcDTc9q9gtXAtIrnU51aqgZsKkVtXEeDswibUjroa5F7SwSBPmlRkR9IrxABh0ZUN8XABUJ7JL11%2FM3ppJiqZnuO4T16HqHi%2FTy6DjlsJ1Z5hojZN2lOKmNf%2FV6CU1tRk3fIQmUd0WrEg%2BRTLB89ISLXTs1U9Lag%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4jP9PuKZg

[DavidB]

Who doesn’t think an FTO is a good looking car? 

 

wait until you see the back end …

https://ebay.us/m/Cz9wJM

£12,500!!!

[Rocket88]

8 hours ago, DavidB said:

Who doesn’t think an FTO is a good looking car? 

 

wait until you see the back end …

https://ebay.us/m/Cz9wJM

£12,500!!!

Wilfully ruined

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Yes it looks nice, but it isn't worth £75000...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/127276781241?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K1E05AA2XEGBZ28R3S7E45EQ&hash=item1da2498eb9:g:2TcAAeSwQBdoiiWE&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA0FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1fmu6NqSQC4cvy80lQM4IOlBGFwnJemTq9N2%2FzT9tV8exhI4QOetTZZLq8Mb9zFmxCFQJuI0WkLEnaA4OlGoDfdtUr4G57iVrSK7xvCypIUvf%2FBrPBQaKi%2BHdUBQBR6lOOGXEZ3V4T329gqwSKyhxZaTMJSra25E2ckhkmlhIMraDBQUZ%2FM3ORMO9w7NmWkufbVbVl5a0Suz%2BAsFAEH5yHBXjy3yAVgZFuQRMsPOzJwgoXcWpABC7o19AgG6b%2BvgME%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-yllcCLZg

 

[grogee]

It's an Iveco. £10k

https://ebay.us/m/HBdpbX

[Knotty Ash Towers]

Yank-spec Series 3 Jag XJ for £16750 - even the Japanese imports don't go for that much.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/177307146610?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K1JRHQ7QF0C23PSPPYKG7XVW&hash=item2948545972:g:zYIAAeSw9DFojIyE&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cbzuX02QTtZY6pMASclTGTwSdiOIhv0GKYkb6NcZpX8GR889n6iea83znvRSqckJUMw4MXg%2Fp%2BfKS39YhzmPzUOZj6lVA4e5LmMH4HP%2BfFuueyOPb1NrGZNJR3VrLa%2BvAegrWjPwHQnmaSFKQb6X8WOHg2FPtvpKh97yK40i80VS4B5KC6JRdGqByZ16biVi38CXP3junUP3UWsgkpESANXHFYQWC--%2FuQSvQp9Okfwj6T8G5oWtRYNDpPg1V%2FfaI0geMZrLggMQo9msyPQ8uW7MhwYv1CZeCniROhFRN3Zw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5z0xtiMZg

[Knotty Ash Towers]

£30000 for this, just because it's German...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/306429116277?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K1QR0RSCQS57J8P69X5J5W4K&hash=item4758993f75:g:LDUAAeSwAw9ojrgv&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1e8Bk6Vs9CPFQAHPIJ9KTZpzuOYeB%2Bwy0%2B4z3qROlEO%2F6G4JKEEMe3orFegygry1E4BURsPbKMSTKV33WiqIhqKtGFDItI8aI29rpjs%2FiEyWLPjzcsMcygy6YL%2F12%2FBKpIRYFW9q940wLJXxn2NRrK%2FaUmBJ563IoqyCDbVwIT8QWIL6ZCWhIT1bCmWKS%2BYydRAdzrmN8E%2FQB1Z3T8Dr1vC6IkVkZFPkARENltGZ9FQKaD7wn5RvdfIW10LRDy4wWudFuD%2FajtgLkSoxFGrtFVXGJ8oieNs8STeL%2FisBxlnTw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR-KMg_iNZg

[sheffcortinacentre]

Wot no pineapple included.

[Knotty Ash Towers]

1 hour ago, sheffcortinacentre said:

Wot no pineapple included.

FTFY

[Remspoor]

On 03/08/2025 at 20:17, sheffcortinacentre said:

Wot no pineapple included.

push pineapple, shake the tree

You get a free tee shirt. What more do you want?

[sdkrc]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202502058785948

[Knotty Ash Towers]

6.8 Range Rover. Wrong hand drive and manual gearbox. WWYBA?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/336110554207?_skw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01K1ZRJBVN8JV1WWANG2WGBVV8&hash=item4e41c00c5f:g:gcMAAeSwQBxokyyh&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA0FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1f%2Fft62PWFx%2FzOH1U31l2c7ByV2On4QPnH9%2F8YBi8QW0sfSEoNIGafugJDCS7%2BpwheazfyHbs4pmlbJWXEp559%2BY9wlyroS2cp8ycf%2BWWBTUFGre231VY4JPZxwHEvGWFCT7EMq8Qp89d7Znc0oMI1e%2BbEJTa88PmQckoX9PXAiGovbQADOiYcJcS7flIaCeg2ucaDfZPx%2BcOTVCXwD8SeYGpaCLOeqTzGfsGs8FrueVrIQp9lT%2BMtb42BBX7nP3IE%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6q-yfiPZg

[grogee]

Get to absolute fuck. Even if this was the very best XJS convertible, it's never worth £28k. 

A really really nice hard top one is £20k tops. And the convertible is shit. 

https://www.stavertongarage.com/used-jaguar-xjs-staverton-northamptonshire-7082813

[DavidB]

I have no idea what all these 'quotes' mean, but no doubt from the Monster logo they could be from Peaky Blinders and the owner has several Live Laugh Love ornaments in his living room, including a massive life size ape statue giving the finger in his garden.
It says it's a 1969 car, and looking at other 1969 Minis that aren't completely ruined, they go for five figures, so either the owner knows he's completely destroyed a classic mini or it's wearing another cars vin plates.

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Now Brutus goes like shit off a shovel twin carbs ect BUT I had and issue with the left hand carb as the choke stuck down and before I knew it BOREWASH! STARTED SMOKING ITS TITS OFF and lowered compression on cyln 3 and 4 still drives ok

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1693317378736733

[EyesWeldedShut]

7 minutes ago, DavidB said:

Peaky Blinders

I'm oot

[808 Estate]

Waftmatic Cortina estate in Autoshite gold with beige interior. 😁

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202508025082106?

[808 Estate]

Purple Roller for the introverts. 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202404098443430?

[808 Estate]

Anyone in a rock band and in need of a "groupie wagon"?

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202506173607736?