What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[High Jetter]

48 minutes ago, Amelia said:

😜

A tad late for collecting Christmas trees?

[eddyramrod]

Coming event!

Facebook

In case that doesn't show up.... it's a free Poetry Night at Cooke's Studios, Barrow-in-Furness, Friday Jan 5th 5-7pm if anyone can make it.  Several poets will be reading work loosely themed around an ongoing exhibition (also free), and I'm one of those poets.

[Back_For_More]

Barrow is a bit of a trek from this here big smoke but best of luck fella...... 

[DSdriver]

20 hours ago, Back_For_More said:

For the first timee in my life as I recall I worked out the 330 thirst over the Xmas Belgo Germany and back race route. Given I absolutely nail it on the Autobahn sections and never really hang about on any major routes - I was actually quite pleased with 32mpg overall..... Really was expecting a lot worse. 

Car behaved beautifully, ran like a switch watch, whizzed past the litter of broken down moderns along the way and sat in 2.5hrs of border crossing queues without a hiccup. 

I'll treat it to a full service and valet ASAP. 

I will be giving Belgium the swerve on my next visit to Germany, the queues on the Belgian roads were horrible. Swiss road surfaces are ace, why can't the A20/M20 up from Dover be like that, its almost as if they don't want to encourage foreign visitors or for Brits to go abroad.

[hairnet]

Can lol nu?

[privatewire]

2 things made me grin yesterday, firstly, this idiot…

 

 

then opening and making a sizeable dent in this….

 

 

[DVee8]

Audi will sell anything.

 

 

[Ghosty]

Watching this.

'The first package comes from Philip in Larose, Lousiana'... @PhilA is that you

[gm]

33 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

Audi will sell anything.

 

 

what the hell did you search for ?!?! 

[DVee8]

2 minutes ago, gm said:

what the hell did you search for ?!?! 

Miscellaneous on Facebook marketplace. 

[eddyramrod]

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

Can lol nu?

Dutch tribute act for Flo And Joan?

[hairnet]

Good weekend in NL but no spots apart from a 205 and a lincoln limo

Am i doing it wrong by coming away from Amsterdam at new years

[hairnet]

6 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Dutch tribute act for Flo And Joan?

Female version of bill bailey

[beko1987]

First 2024 post on the page 😂

[loserone]

20 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

First 2024 post on the page 😂

 

[RoverFolkUs]

[omegod]

Gary Barlow must weep when he see's Rick Astley being a far better entertainer than he could ever be 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, omegod said:

Gary Barlow must weep when he see's Rick Astley being a far better entertainer than he could ever be 

Which doesn't say much, as witnessed.

[wuvvum]

Didn't get any better when that cunt Rylan came on (wearing chain mail for some reason).

[Metal Guru]

12 hours ago, DVee8 said:

Audi will sell anything.

 

 

Won’t be the first time there was a c@nt in something with that badge.

[PhilA]

13 hours ago, Ghosty said:

Watching this.

'The first package comes from Philip in Larose, Lousiana'... @PhilA is that you

Hmmm. Very possibly!

[myglaren]

 

[Dyslexic Viking]

Woke up today to a message from a member here that was clearly drunk when writing it, that made my day today.

[myglaren]

 

[Stinkwheel]

This was my antidote to grumpy this morning, I’d recommend it to anyone 

 

[Wack]

Just one question to go, to win a  million pounds  guess the age of this guy 

34

Fuck 

 

[hairnet]

landcrab.......

with a vr6 in it???

ffs need pics

[hairnet]

14 hours ago, omegod said:

Gary Barlow must weep when he see's Rick Astley being a far better entertainer than he could ever be 

 

12 hours ago, High Jetter said:

Which doesn't say much, as witnessed.

 

11 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Didn't get any better when that cunt Rylan came on (wearing chain mail for some reason).

which is why i left the country (dutch and german tv not much better - oompah)

[EyesWeldedShut]

 

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

landcrab.......

with a vr6 in it???

ffs need pics

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1294109094600591/

 

[EyesWeldedShut]

Not funny - more ironic.
Sat up till midnight last night and the youngsters wanted 'the bongs' so we had to suffer BBC1 - Lo! And Behold! Lord Mayor of London Presents....

Fifteen minutes of fuck off fireworks and drones and three hundred tunes cut into ten second soundbites.*

As I sat and watched the vast clouds of gunpowder smoke wafting off along the Thames, a small smile twitched the corner of my lips as I realised this is all slap bang in the middle of the ULEZ/LEZ 
 

*OK so 300 x 10 seconds does not equal 15 minutes but dilligaf?