What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Back_For_More]

For some reason I forgot the pre-Xmas grin on my parts collecting travels...... Haring out of Stourbridge to get back - I had occasion to slam on the brakes and deftly swing into a layby that was half occupied by a baby coach and blue mazda estate with a reprobate attmempting to fix washer jets.... Our very own @puddlethumper spotted out in the wild.

Looked in fine fettle. 

Mazda had been in the wars - flying debris damaging the rear tip edge of the bonnet sadly. 

[RoverFolkUs]

Didnt realize top gear had already invented the Welsh speedometer 😅

[MikeR]

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/health/1850338/average-penis-size-doctor-advice

 

mentions shoe sizes , but no mention of car bonnets .....

[omegod]

In a moment of genius I have ordered tomorrows Indian takeaway tonight, it's always that busy on NYE that it's not that good or takes forever to arrive  so this can now mature overnight in the fridge, as you all know it's nicer the next day anyway  

[Floatylight]

22 hours ago, Floatylight said:

Spotted this today and thought of @dollywobbler and @Kiltox

Can you tell what it is yet..

To answer a question nobody asked...

It's a Goupil (spotted in Maanchester)

[Amelia]

Got to drive this awesome Land Rover 88 the other day, off road for the first time too. I was very honoured to be trusted with her. 200tdi conversion, running a straight piped exhaust. Just a beautiful machine. I think I'm in love.

just with the Land Rover of course, not the owner 😜

[High Jetter]

48 minutes ago, Amelia said:

😜

A tad late for collecting Christmas trees?

[eddyramrod]

Coming event!

Facebook

In case that doesn't show up.... it's a free Poetry Night at Cooke's Studios, Barrow-in-Furness, Friday Jan 5th 5-7pm if anyone can make it.  Several poets will be reading work loosely themed around an ongoing exhibition (also free), and I'm one of those poets.

[Back_For_More]

Barrow is a bit of a trek from this here big smoke but best of luck fella...... 

[DSdriver]

20 hours ago, Back_For_More said:

For the first timee in my life as I recall I worked out the 330 thirst over the Xmas Belgo Germany and back race route. Given I absolutely nail it on the Autobahn sections and never really hang about on any major routes - I was actually quite pleased with 32mpg overall..... Really was expecting a lot worse. 

Car behaved beautifully, ran like a switch watch, whizzed past the litter of broken down moderns along the way and sat in 2.5hrs of border crossing queues without a hiccup. 

I'll treat it to a full service and valet ASAP. 

I will be giving Belgium the swerve on my next visit to Germany, the queues on the Belgian roads were horrible. Swiss road surfaces are ace, why can't the A20/M20 up from Dover be like that, its almost as if they don't want to encourage foreign visitors or for Brits to go abroad.

[hairnet]

Can lol nu?

[privatewire]

2 things made me grin yesterday, firstly, this idiot…

 

 

then opening and making a sizeable dent in this….

 

 

[DVee8]

Audi will sell anything.

 

 

[Ghosty]

Watching this.

'The first package comes from Philip in Larose, Lousiana'... @PhilA is that you

[gm]

33 minutes ago, DVee8 said:

Audi will sell anything.

 

 

what the hell did you search for ?!?! 

[DVee8]

2 minutes ago, gm said:

what the hell did you search for ?!?! 

Miscellaneous on Facebook marketplace. 

[eddyramrod]

2 hours ago, hairnet said:

Can lol nu?

Dutch tribute act for Flo And Joan?

[hairnet]

Good weekend in NL but no spots apart from a 205 and a lincoln limo

Am i doing it wrong by coming away from Amsterdam at new years

[hairnet]

6 hours ago, eddyramrod said:

Dutch tribute act for Flo And Joan?

Female version of bill bailey

[beko1987]

First 2024 post on the page 😂

[loserone]

20 minutes ago, beko1987 said:

First 2024 post on the page 😂

 

[RoverFolkUs]

[omegod]

Gary Barlow must weep when he see's Rick Astley being a far better entertainer than he could ever be 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, omegod said:

Gary Barlow must weep when he see's Rick Astley being a far better entertainer than he could ever be 

Which doesn't say much, as witnessed.

[wuvvum]

Didn't get any better when that cunt Rylan came on (wearing chain mail for some reason).

[Metal Guru]

12 hours ago, DVee8 said:

Audi will sell anything.

 

 

Won’t be the first time there was a c@nt in something with that badge.

[PhilA]

13 hours ago, Ghosty said:

Watching this.

'The first package comes from Philip in Larose, Lousiana'... @PhilA is that you

Hmmm. Very possibly!

[myglaren]

 

[Dyslexic Viking]

Woke up today to a message from a member here that was clearly drunk when writing it, that made my day today.

[myglaren]