What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Wack]

[cobblers]

Good job they rested em on bubble wrap, wouldn't want to damage them or owt

[MikeR]

Chair sorted for the day .....and a guard dog !!!

[reb]

Somehow, unbelievably, this is the view from my garden.

Still amazed at the precision randomness of the universe that got me here.

[cobblers]

6 minutes ago, reb said:

Somehow, unbelievably, this is the view from my garden.

Still amazed at the precision randomness of the universe that got me here.

Wow, that looks bloody fantastic man!

[reb]

2 minutes ago, cobblers said:

Wow, that looks bloody fantastic man!

I've lived here nearly 3 years now and it's really only very recently I've come to fully appreciate how nice a place to live it is!

Alas it's rented, so it's not actually mine, but it'll do.

[cobblers]

Just now, reb said:

I've lived here nearly 3 years now and it's really only very recently I've come to fully appreciate how nice a place to live it is!

Alas it's rented, so it's not actually mine, but it'll do.

We're in a very similar situation (nice view, also rented). Yours is way better though I AM WELL JEL

[reb]

1 minute ago, cobblers said:

We're in a very similar situation (nice view, also rented). Yours is way better though I AM WELL JEL

It's in every direction too!

if I win the Euromillions I will buy all of the land I can see so I can build a rally stage.

[Wack]

2 hours ago, reb said:

I've lived here nearly 3 years now and it's really only very recently I've come to fully appreciate how nice a place to live it is!

Alas it's rented, so it's not actually mine, but it'll do.

This'll  be my plan if my kids ever leave home, sell up and rent a view like that and hopefully die with 27p in the bank

[AnnoyingPentium]

Found this in the garage...

Formerly from this...

[omegod]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

This'll  be my plan if my kids ever leave home, sell up and rent a view like that and hopefully die with 27p in the bank

No need to sell the house, there's a reasonable chance the Range Rover will sort the 27p in the bank bit  

[Dyslexic Viking]

That I now own one of my dream cars is a high point for a long time.

[NorthernMonkey]

Been over to Blackpool for the air show today in the new toy and stopped off for a leg stretch at the top of the hill overlooking home.

I bloody well love this little thing!

The air show was pretty damn good too…

[NorthernMonkey]

Not only that but the locals like it too…

[808 Estate]

[Wack]

Surely nobody says 'ok when can I book it in'

 

[Wack]

21 hours ago, cobblers said:

 A few years ago I had a campsite booked, a pub meal booked, monday booked off work and was all set for a couple of nights away in the camper and a nice hike all day. I was really looking forward to it.

Sunday lunch time, just before I set off I decided to take the back wheel off the Talbot for one reason or another. It was something inconsequential. 

The wheel was stuck onto the drum a bit, so I gave it a boot and it came off, taking the drum with it. When the drum came off, it pulled the shoes off the backplate and the fixing springs and clips all shot off across the carpark and one of the pistons on the wheel cylinder popped out, rolled across the floor and all the brake fluid just started pouring out of the hole. 

 

I just sat there, shaking my head watching it drain onto the floor for about ten minutes in silence. 

A mate bought the most expensive synthetic oil for his motorbike , did the oil change , filled it, checked, not on the stick , so put more in until the whole can was in it 

That's when he stood up and saw a golden stream of oil running down the drive the other side of the bike and a sump plug on the floor 

[hairnet]

watching the marathon in munich (yeah i know but fuck this morning)

theyve just passed what looks like a mini arc de triomphe

but as the camera pans out to see the athletes 

theres a restored orange 1602 parked on the turnout

 

[SH1TE]

On 8/14/2022 at 8:31 AM, cobblers said:

Part of me really hopes that's still got a 2.25 diesel in

Should have gone to specsavers, looks like a bloody great turbo on front

[camryv6]

22 hours ago, NorthernMonkey said:

Not only that but the locals like it too…

You pulled !!

[warch]

12 hours ago, Wack said:

A mate bought the most expensive synthetic oil for his motorbike , did the oil change , filled it, checked, not on the stick , so put more in until the whole can was in it 

That's when he stood up and saw a golden stream of oil running down the drive the other side of the bike and a sump plug on the floor 

I did exactly that filling my Calibra Turbo once.

What made me grin, the new wording on well known blue bag of doom merchants Britpart's packaging. I honestly thought they were boasting a 24  hour guarantee. 

[wuvvum]

6 hours ago, camryv6 said:

You pulled !!

He's not Welsh...

[Remspoor]

This.

 

[808 Estate]

[HillmanImp]

 

[loserone]

7 minutes ago, HillmanImp said:

 

When I looked it was 

Quote

 

Celebrity Masterchef

Drybumming

Tony Blair.

 

 

[anonymous user]

That's a new low for a TV programme 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

2 hours ago, loserone said:

When I looked it was 

 

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Bit harsh, surely the Masterchef studio has lard available?

[vulgalour]

Where's that Buttery Biscuit Base music vid?