What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AnnoyingPentium]

[cobblers]

4 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

the sad reality is that pigeon probably outlasted the Ka. RIP ALL THE KAS YOUR WASHING MACHINES NOW

[Snake Charmer]

I always thought Ford should have introduced a Ka RSi, might have pissed all over the Puma. 

[STUNO]

On 3/7/2022 at 8:02 AM, hairnet said:

@Jon

@STUNO

When can we do thus agin

@Parky you're unvited

 

 

 

we are OPEN FOR BUSINESS , but the air fares just might  stop you

[hairnet]

3 hours ago, STUNO said:

we are OPEN FOR BUSINESS , but the air fares just might  stop you

it only coupla hunnert more than last time - like thats gonna stop me

 

[jamescarruthers]

“On an adventure before dementia” seen somewhere in the West Midlands a few weekends ago. I thought this was very clever. I wonder if they thought of it themselves or if it’s a common joke among pensioners having one last hurrah.
 

I can see me being one of these one day. Good on them.
 

(Bumper suggests probably need a reversing camera for safer future adventures.)

[jamescarruthers]

“Shitting their kinky, blissed out peak”. I think this is how I’d describe my life if I had a DS or something  

 

Well done to The Guardian!

[horriblemercedes]

1 hour ago, jamescarruthers said:

“On an adventure before dementia” seen somewhere in the West Midlands a few weekends ago. I thought this was very clever. I wonder if they thought of it themselves or if it’s a common joke among pensioners having one last hurrah.
 

I can see me being one of these one day. Good on them.
 

(Bumper suggests probably need a reversing camera for safer future adventures.)

I've been seeing those stickers on camper vans for a long time! Never that big though, usually just a small one in a back window

[High Jetter]

They only put them on in case they forget which van is theirs...

[motorpunk]

I love this. Proper bangernonics in action. Parked locally and has an MOT (!)

 

[somewhatfoolish]

7 hours ago, jamescarruthers said:

“Shitting their kinky, blissed out peak”. I think this is how I’d describe my life if I had a DS or something  

 

Well done to The Guardian!

How in the wide world of sports do they know they're having better sex than their kids? There isn't enough mind bleach in the world.

[MikeR]

ward humour , the type you hear when you could of died ... 

chap at work had his foot chewed off by a dog and ended up on a ward with other people missing locomotion limbs ...

anyway they all decided to sing " you will never walk alone " one night

when the blue nose nurse walked in and said ..

"dont know why you lot are singing that , half you buggers wont be able to walk any more "

he enjoyed seeing my scar and hearing my stories

[RoverFolkUs]

[Dan the van]

[Wack]

Somebody buy this poor old man some glasses 

[808 Estate]

[AnnoyingPentium]

 

[J R Hartley]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

 

Brilliant.  The big man and interpreting for the neds were the best sketches they did. 

[Wack]

[mitsisigma01]

Who the fk is that 🤔

[New POD]

On 09/03/2022 at 20:30, somewhatfoolish said:

How in the wide world of sports do they know they're having better sex than their kids? There isn't enough mind bleach in the world.

Maybe they are having better sex than when they were the age their kids are now. 

Specifically typed that way so as not to say 

Maybe they are having better sex now than when they were kids. 

[MikeR]

2 minutes ago, New POD said:

Maybe they are having better sex than when they were the age their kids are now. 

Specifically typed that way so as not to say 

Maybe they are having better sex now than when they were kids. 

perhaps its not having to worry about buying a pram !

[Back_For_More]

1 hour ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Who the fk is that 🤔

Matthew Mc - Wolf of Wall street - Magic Mike - Dallas Buyers Club and many more (mostly chick flicks) big deal in Hollywood and apparent political aspirations. 

[goosey]

Was filling up at a Morrison’s near Hull earlier when a Tesla pulled onto the forecourt and parked next to the fuel pumps next to me and the guy jumped out went inside and did some shopping- someone had already written “twat” in the dirt on the boot lid 😂

[MikeR]

The 50 (ish) note desktop pc nears completion .

Win 10 Base unit from Amazon 47 notes and inluded a WiFi dongle .

Walked to the village and picked up 19 " LCD screen and keyboard for 4 quid from the charity shop 

Now add mouse and leads from stock in garage ...

Man maths ,that's 50 spondolies !

[808 Estate]

[wuvvum]

4 hours ago, Back_For_More said:

Matthew Mc - Wolf of Wall street - Magic Mike - Dallas Buyers Club and many more (mostly chick flicks) big deal in Hollywood and apparent political aspirations. 

 

 

[HillmanImp]

Put new seats in the Elgrand the other day. Was just setting off to go to football with Imp Jr and turned on the engine whilst he got himself sorted. 

"Are you ready?" 

"Not yet" 

"Come on, we'll be late"

"I can't get the seat belt in" 

"Come on, have you not done it yet" 

"I can't find it!" 

"Can't find what" 

"The bit to put the seatbelt into" 

"Oh yeah....." 

There's just a hole there. 

[808 Estate]

[Wack]

7 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Who the fk is that 🤔

One of the biggest names in Hollywood