What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Sheefag]

  On 13/06/2021 at 06:32, New POD said:

I know a Comedian and left wing human rights act Activist

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He sounds a right fucking laugh

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My Mother Person who lactates and bears children in law has got no nose....

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[anonymous user]

  On 13/06/2021 at 10:07, Sheefag said:

He sounds a right fucking laugh

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How do they smell, or are you not disposed to comment, in case the recipient finds offence?

[Sheefag]

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I say, I say, I say, A funny thing happened on the way to the Gulag Archipelago this morning..

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[808 Estate]

Roger Waters telling Mark Zuckerberg to FRO. 😀😀

 

[Wack]

When the client says , do what you want 

I bet he'll never say that again 🤣

 

 

[New POD]

  On 13/06/2021 at 14:29, Wack said:

When the client says , do what you want 

I bet he'll never say that again 🤣

 

 

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I have at least 5 times said to my barber. 

You are the expert. You cut 40 heads of hair a day at least. What do you suggest for a bloke my age.  I have an interview next week. I'll be wearing a suit and talking ballocks. 

 

Guess what. Blank looks. We end up with agreeing short back and sides and a Hitler fringe. 

Well fuck that. I bought clippers in lockdown and it's 2 mm  all over. 

[richardmorris]

  On 13/06/2021 at 06:32, New POD said:

Under GDPR regulations, you could ask the police what information they hold about you.  I think.

I know Comedian and left wing him an rights act Activist did that with both the police and MI5 and Nestle.  

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Mark Thomas wasn’t it?

[New POD]

  On 13/06/2021 at 06:32, New POD said:

Under GDPR regulations, you could ask the police what information they hold about you.  I think.

I know Comedian and left wing human rights act Activist Mark Thomas did that with both the police and MI5 and Nestle.  

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That's what I didn't say. 

[MikeR]

  On 12/06/2021 at 13:43, omegod said:

Just had cause to pop into Liverpool Town Centre , scantily clad beauties as far as the eye could see. I had to bail out lest my blood pressure escalate to dangerous levels.

Seriously though it was nice to see so many people out enjoying themselves in the sun after such a bloody miserable year 

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The MILS house is on a preferd route to the beach from the station  , all today was girls with  tits , arses and long legs going past in skimpy clothes  , and lads carrying cases of drinks , i have never worked so long on a job in the front garden  ..........

[inconsistant]

Two grins from yesterday, the first was this:

 

YES!!! Finally a bunch of old cars parked together in a field next to a pub.

 

Second grin was on the way home this happened:

Still grinning about both today!

 

[wuvvum]

  On 14/06/2021 at 11:28, inconsistant said:

Two grins from yesterday, the first was this:

 

YES!!! Finally a bunch of old cars parked together in a field next to a pub.

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Ooh, an Innocenti!!  Any more info on it?

[inconsistant]

  On 14/06/2021 at 13:46, wuvvum said:

Ooh, an Innocenti!!  Any more info on it?

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Only this photo. It was lovely looking, I haven't seen one of these for years.

 

[mk2_craig]

Reg number in Google brings up an auction listing: 

 

[Remspoor]

  On 14/06/2021 at 11:28, inconsistant said:

Two grins from yesterday, the first was this:

 

YES!!! Finally a bunch of old cars parked together in a field next to a pub.

 

Second grin was on the way home this happened:

Still grinning about both today!

 

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Why has the Allegro sunk into the ground?

[Amishtat]

  On 14/06/2021 at 15:32, Remspoor said:

Why has the Allegro sunk into the ground?

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I think that's the one on a Beetle floor pan. 

[inconsistant]

 

  On 14/06/2021 at 15:32, Remspoor said:

Why has the Allegro sunk into the ground?

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[reb]

  On 14/06/2021 at 16:18, inconsistant said:

 

 

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That's got to be on airbags surely? There's no way it's remotely drivable otherwise!

[hairnet]

Not been on a ferry for months

Then 3 in two days

 

[omegod]

Popped into RAF Cosford today after going down to sort a new purchase nearby, TSR-2 is bloody amazing, always wanted to see it in the flesh

[Cheggers]

"Intake silencer service"...so you changed the air filter?

[Remspoor]

  On 14/06/2021 at 16:09, Amishtat said:

I think that's the one on a Beetle floor pan. 

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  On 14/06/2021 at 16:18, inconsistant said:

 

 

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Found it after going down a rabbit hole I wish I had not taken.

With so many changes I would have thought that would have ended up as  Q plate.

[hairnet]

@Parky

Expensive implement

[Andyrew]

Got some taliored fit car mats for the Astra, Looks like someone had zero fucks left when they stitched the heel pad on the wrong side, not even in the right place for a lhd. 

[High Jetter]

Hydro gas escaped. Had a labrador like that.

[Wack]

This kid should sign up for England 

10 minutes of this and the other team would have no players left 

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd2UKUe6/

[wuvvum]

  On 14/06/2021 at 14:47, mk2_craig said:

Reg number in Google brings up an auction listing: 

 

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Cool, now I know what mine is worth would be worth if it was in good condition and a desirable model!

[myglaren]

  On 14/06/2021 at 17:42, omegod said:

Popped into RAF Cosford today after going down to sort a new purchase nearby, TSR-2 is bloody amazing, always wanted to see it in the flesh

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Is it a recent addition?

It's a while since I was last there but don't recall seeing it.

[iainrcz]

Fucking 37.8 mpg!

[Sheefag]

That's excellent for a 60's era combat aircraft.

[Skizzer]

  On 15/06/2021 at 08:59, myglaren said:

Is it a recent addition?

It's a while since I was last there but don't recall seeing it.

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The TSR-2 used to live at Duxford, didn’t it? I’m sure that’s where I saw it, many years ago. And yes, it is fantastic.