What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Wack]

15 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Been training the new lad at work today. This isn't going to end well.

I was talking to the manager of the MOT station, he'd just let an apprentice go because he just wasn't getting it, that afternoon the lads mum was on the phone, conversation ended with you're a fucking arsehole so I think that's his reference gone

[TataBobu]

"Boss, I need a raise. If you don't give me one I'll get me mum to sort it out"

That would be a nice conversation to have with my employer 

[Kiltox]

13 hours ago, myglaren said:

@paulplom strikes again 

[wuvvum]

A silver Citroën GSA has just driven past the office.

[myglaren]

[DVee8]

This photo isn't the easiest to make out.

Its a workmates 56 plate  Honda Civic that the passenger foot well is full of rubbish /food wrappers pizza boxes it is level with the seat base.

[loserone]

Rubberised gloves handy to clean it out though, what's the problem?

[skattrd]

23 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Been training the new lad at work today. This isn't going to end well.

Hang on, you've only been there 5 mins.

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, skattrd said:

Hang on, you've only been there 5 mins.

I know! Been great though, now there's two of us pestering the warehouse staff to find stuff for them ?

[Andyrew]

4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

I know! Been great though, now there's two of us pestering the warehouse staff to find stuff for them ?

Along the lines of the newbie tricks. 

A man in his 40s was sent into the shop by a local car dealer we send bits too. he was asked to collect a long wait that had been phoned through earlier.  

He didn't even work for them, he was a customer of theirs!

 

[New POD]

Sky hook? 

Plastic coffee cup full of resin (it melts on the way back) 

[DVee8]

On 3/5/2020 at 6:45 PM, SRi05 said:

My go to Floyd tends to be WYWH or Animals, but Dark Side is pretty much perfect from start to finish 

Listening  to Dark side on my way home this afternoon,just class.

[hairnet]

omg 55 chieftain

fast and loud

feckers

@PhilA

[PhilA]

5 minutes ago, hairnet said:

omg 55 chieftain

fast and loud

feckers

@PhilA

New episode?

[hairnet]

no the one with the very rusty bronco

[dozeydustman]

[dozeydustman]

Tidying up the man room I found my darts. It’s been 7 years since I threw a dart in anger, must join a local team.

Proper cane feather bombs (48g, 8” long)

[Aston Martin]

I use the 4x4 because Carplay. I haven't used the Alessi in a few weeks.

 

It's like a bastard Superleggera. I forget everytime how shite the 4x4 is. 

[somewhatfoolish]

Dog beats Goat to become Mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont.

Murfee the 3 year old Cavalier King Charles spaniel is a therapy dog, he won against incumbent mayor Lincoln the Nubian goat by 25 votes.

[Jerzy Woking]

Driving school car this morning.

Because French?

[Wack]

The Windsors

Missed this on the BBC ,just spotted it in netflix , it's really making me laugh , that is all 

[Wack]

Just noticed Bristol cars has gone under

Took a look at their website,  pre owned section

 

[myglaren]

I thought they were dead and buried (shame) and the name bought by Frazer-Nash.

[808 Estate]

[Tamworthbay]

17 hours ago, Wack said:

The Windsors

Missed this on the BBC ,just spotted it in netflix , it's really making me laugh , that is all 

It is brilliant, I missed it first time around as well.

[Noel Tidybeard]

17 hours ago, Wack said:

The Windsors

Missed this on the BBC ,just spotted it in netflix , it's really making me laugh , that is all 

maybe becos it were on Channel Four ! ????

[Floatylight]

Back to work after a week off, currently on a chrain to ovloV land for our team meeting tomorrow, currently hurtling through the lakes enjoying the scenery..

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[Wack]

4 hours ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

maybe becos it were on Channel Four ! ????

That'll be it then

[108]

6 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

At least some bright spark* placed it on some bubblewrap to avoid it getting damaged?

[rainagain]

Anyone got the story behind it? I’m assuming it’s from a marine diesel?