What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[somewhatfoolish]

Stole the keys? Why not use a screwdriver like normal people? 🤣

[Remspoor]

Street view.

Man: "Don't you bring that bloody pony in here. I am still clearing up yesterday's shit."

[wuvvum]

@Tadhg Tiogar out on the lash again...

[808 Estate]

[High Jetter]

Reliant Warrier. 

[2cvspecial]

On 9/16/2021 at 6:20 PM, 2cvspecial said:

both then!

Taught the same class about the same thing again LOL .

I was teaching a y7 class about negative numbers and told them to count down and I started to sing Its the final countdown ...

[2cvspecial]

On 9/16/2021 at 5:55 PM, 2cvspecial said:

When I was looking on AS Earlier at work on break , A child wanted to ask something ,but instead they chose to look at my computer ( My personal one that I take for Uploading work) they said "whats that dodgy page"

I said " A car Club"

Child " P***Hub  sir , ?!"

I said NO , its a car forum! lol

 

On 9/16/2021 at 7:54 PM, somewhatfoolish said:

Are there pron websites with beige colour schemes? And how would the cherub know a sexy picture if they saw one? Or do they have cloth ears?

That clotheared kid got me into trouble with SLT !    To be fair It was hilarious though

[somewhatfoolish]

Deaf and a clype; they'll go far, if someone doesn't do them in.

[robinmasters]

Discovered yesterday that a nickname one person at work gave me has stuck, and is being widely used.

From now on, I'm known as 'Sinister Dave'. 

[3VOM]

9 hours ago, robinmasters said:

Discovered yesterday that a nickname one person at work gave me has stuck, and is being widely used.

From now on, I'm known as 'Sinister Dave'. 

Can you just go round saying "You're my wife now"?

[tooSavvy]

On 20/09/2021 at 00:10, High Jetter said:

Reliant Warrier. 

Guaranteed* to hit the landmines 'other' technicals miss 🤫

[mintwth]

31 minutes ago, tooSavvy said:

Guaranteed* to hit the landmines 'other' technicals miss 🤫

Just looked at it again......and now all I can see is one of those tracked wheelbarrows 😏

[andy18s]

Hopefully the link works...

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1945991605561002&id=100004505440146

[iainrcz]

BEIGE
https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202105263109923?radius=1501&postcode=ln110lq&model=Taycan&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&make=Porsche&sort=relevance&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&page=1

 

 

[Garythesnail]

30 minutes ago, iainrcz said:

BEIGE

That Porsche needs body coloured / white steel wheels.

[somewhatfoolish]

Alloys that look like cheap shit trimz, nasty. I wonder when the last pork came with steels?

 

Random wiki-browsing turned this up; the front cover image on the page for 'The Motor' magazine is this splendid bit of gallic bargery. Clearly the answer was a resounding No.

[New POD]

7 hours ago, Garythesnail said:

That Porsche needs body coloured / white steel wheels.

They look like they stole these alloys off a vectra,  circa 2004. 

[richardmorris]

[MikeR]

I washed my car 

First time this year ! 

[vulgalour]

On the way to the garage earlier today I trundled past a silver foxbody Mustang, and on the way back gave a very nice looking dark red Volvo 960 saloon a beep and a friendly wave.  Got a friendly wave back from the people in it!  No idea who they were XD.  Also saw a mustard Triumph Dolomite bombing through a junction which was nice.  Stuff to keep an eye out for in the future.

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, MikeR said:

I washed my car 

First time this year ! 

If you practise on mine now, you may* win a prize.

[TheOtherStu]

13 hours ago, MikeR said:

I washed my car 

First time this year ! 

I washed my daily for the first time a few weeks ago. The only other time it had been done since the beginning of Covid was when it was serviced.

I washed it, because I was attending the golf as a guest of BMW so I thought it would be respectful.

It's already looking dirty 🤣

[myglaren]

Spare key for the Civic at last.

Only taken 14 months.

My procrastinating skills are waning.

[reb]

19 hours ago, MikeR said:

I washed my car 

First time this year ! 

I think I washed mine in March. Maybe? It'll get washed if I sell it.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, myglaren said:

....My procrastinating skills are waning.

There's clearly something rotten in the state of Denmark. 

[Crackers]

"To insure that vehicle up until your renewal date next year, there would be an additional cost of £59."

GET IN!

Potential collection mission booked for Saturday.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Irish Traveller funeral news update:

"Fight over tomb in Tuam"

[PhilA]

As part of doing other things today, I got to go to the beach.

This occurrence made me happy.

[richardmorris]

Time travelling workmen in bagshot.

[chaseracer]