What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Lord Sterling]

20 minutes ago, clayts450 said:

Can't believe they're still running those that there london underground trains in the IoW. Last time I went there many moons ago there were in Network South East colours. 1938 ex Northern and possibly then ex Bakerloo line methinks

Yep, they've still got a fleet. 2 were broken down today so only 1 train was running.

Frankly I love the 'if ain't broken, don't fix it' attitude of the Isle of Wight.

[Tamworthbay]

Next doors daughter thinks she is cool by cranking up her shite music again as her dad is out, well 1000w of Orange terror bass has trumped her shite Argos stereo. It seems to have done the trick, either that or the ringing in my ears is covering it up.

[meshking]

Re: Island line. I'm amazed anything runs now it's under the south Western Railway franchise. Probably their newest rolling stock though, so one train running is a good sign.

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

51 minutes ago, meshking said:

Re: Island line. I'm amazed anything runs now it's under the south Western Railway franchise. Probably their newest rolling stock though, so one train running is a good sign....

The 1938 Stock has been very long-lived, serving both Bakerloo and Northern Lines and working alongside the very similar 1959/62 Stock until retirement.

Island Line is the rump of a once extensive steam-hauled network which mostly shut down in 1966, including the main hub at Newport, in favour of expanding the roads. There has been talk of restoring the line back to Ventnor, but that's never going to happen - no money,  no political will,  and a substantial industrial estate on the site of Ventnor.

The IoW Steam Railway operates on part of the old route towards Newport,  but they are pretty much unable to extend west beyond their terminus at Wootton. If there ever is an extension,  it will likely be back towards Ryde, running parallel to Island Line.

[3VOM]

The story with the IOW ex underground trains is that they were the only thing available that fitted under some existing bridges. How much of that is true or legend I don't know.

[catsinthewelder]

The current 38 stock is the 2nd generation of ex LT stock on the island.  Steam was replaced in the 60s by older standard stock which lasted 25 years before the sea air gave them a touch of the Lancia Beta.

[greengartside]

I’ve been thinking long and hard about the ST170 I posted earlier, and I may have just emailed the guy asking if he’d consider selling the whole car to me. I can’t really let it go after wanting it for so long. If he won’t sell then at least I’ve tried and it wasn’t meant to be.

If he will sell then I’ll have to find some way of sweetening up SWMBO. I’ll have to concoct some amazing story of sorts. 

[Amishtat]

Running for the first time in a couple of years. This might be the next thing I put on the road if the enthusiasm can be sustained 

[barefoot]

Liked for your underground lair.

[angle]

In Estonia, they're trialling a new approach to speeding - rather than give you a fine, they make you wait by the side of the road for an hour... 

https://jalopnik.com/instead-of-a-ticket-some-speeders-in-estonia-are-getti-1838563926

[Tamworthbay]

2 minutes ago, angle said:

In Estonia, they're trialling a new approach to speeding - rather than give you a fine, they make you wait by the side of the road for an hour... 

https://jalopnik.com/instead-of-a-ticket-some-speeders-in-estonia-are-getti-1838563926

That is a bloody brilliant idea!

[clayts450]

On my very subtle career-changing journey, I just made my first Beelivery delivery this evening.

As my first effort, I didn't* do too bad. Forgot my reading glasses, so couldn't read the app or see the photos of the items, the stuff on the app didn't match the stuff in Tesco, I forgot my satnav/phone holder magnet of sturdiness which clips onto the airvent, so had to navigate with subtle sideways glances to the passenger seat, nearly crashing several times, and I felt so sorry for the person making the purchase I gave her a quid towards the substitution I did, after she showed me just how much she'd spent (25 quid for 10 quid's worth of stuff...). Half an hour later and I'm quids* in.......I got a quid bonus for delivering so quickly, too. Handy living five minutes away from a Tesco Extra.

Oh well, onwards and upwards....at least I got to use my official clipboard.

[Skut]

On 9/26/2019 at 11:04 PM, vulgalour said:

The Princess forum doesn't often have non-Princess content, and when it does, it's still Princess content.

It's supposed to hark back to things like the Pony, it's just a bit big and, well, Princess-y looking from certain angles.

Yep c pillar, rear window and lights are doing a nice Princess homage. A sadly unwitting homage I'm guessing. 

[vulgalour]

Casually browsing for BX parts and hang on a minute, that's a familiar sticker...

 

[Lord Sterling]

Another thing about the IoW is the bus stops. There many of them including loads out in the sticks. Some of the ones out in the sticks have such steep verges where you couldn't stand for any amount of time. Pictures below only illustrate the ones I was able to get which aren't steep:

Another thing. Being a small island, no matter what time of the day you drive, there will almost always be someone following you. Not in a Detective/suspicous bullshit, just that 99% of the time someone always wants to go almost exactly the same way as you which can be annoying when you want to sightsee or potter about.

Another thing, there seems to be a large concentration of Zafira As:

Never seen so many in one place. Mind you, go to Telford and every second car is a Vectra C so I suppose various areas have thier favourites.

I also spotted this:

A book about the registration letters on various vehicles through the years 'DL' . Which is why even private regs have 'DL' in them for proud island dwellers. Wantes to buy the book but £20 for it seemed a little pricey to me.

[jumpingjehovahs]

Jeremiata Clarkson


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[Joey spud]

Decided to do a quick oil and filter swap on my old Avensis yesterday evening but i couldn't undo the shit bustin' tight filter housing.

So a rumage around the shed resulted in me finding a length of rusty 6mm plate and a Subaru hub nut which was roughly fashioned into a redneck style removal tool.

It still needed a long breaker bar on the end of it to shift the bugger.

[DoctorRetro]

This is me. 

 

[Aston Martin]

I drove past the Renault Dacia dealer...

 

 

[andy18s]

Couple of today's spots....

[Rovorsche]

Today the unstoppable Focus returned to having brakes, passed an MOT and most importantly is off my feckin drive!

My son has been pottering about in the 414 and complained the Focus was lacking torque now it is fixed.

I replied "Try changing up TWO gears, this has bugger all at 4,500 revs"

[tooSavvy]

Popped into the "new improved PoundWorld"* OneBelow... £1 each

These are about 6" long and 'light duty' but deffo have a grip like a ferret 

*guy who sold out PW for £150M has jumped back in again with OB

[HMC]

Typo in this months practical classics........ Or is it?? (Vectra b buyers guide)

[wuvvum]

Vectra in a classic car magazine?  Yup, definitely a typo.

[omegod]

Free Costa coffee tomorrow in 8500 machine locations ! yeah you'll have to download the app but free coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

https://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2019/09/free-costa-coffee-october-1/

[Wack]

How not to exit a car park

https://youtu.be/n6lQpITh5t0

[Wack]

On 9/29/2019 at 2:27 PM, Aston Martin said:

I drove past the Renault Dacia dealer...

 

 

An 11 year old phantom is 87,000 ? 

[chaseracer]

If only this were real, Mr Ramrod would be having kittens...

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[Wack]

LOL

 

[montytom]

On 9/29/2019 at 11:04 AM, Lord Sterling said:

Another thing about the IoW is the bus stops. There many of them including loads out in the sticks. Some of the ones out in the sticks have such steep verges where you couldn't stand for any amount of time. Pictures below only illustrate the ones I was able to get which aren't steep:

Another thing. Being a small island, no matter what time of the day you drive, there will almost always be someone following you. Not in a Detective/suspicous bullshit, just that 99% of the time someone always wants to go almost exactly the same way as you which can be annoying when you want to sightsee or potter about.

Another thing, there seems to be a large concentration of Zafira As:

Never seen so many in one place. Mind you, go to Telford and every second car is a Vectra C so I suppose various areas have thier favourites.

I also spotted this:

A book about the registration letters on various vehicles through the years 'DL' . Which is why even private regs have 'DL' in them for proud island dwellers. Wantes to buy the book but £20 for it seemed a little pricey to me.

Thanks Lord Sterling love hearing about the Island. Im an Islander born and bred ' caulkhead' and proud. Makes me homesick seeing these. I am aiming to move back as soon as I can. Thanks again