Jump to content

The grumpy thread


Recommended Posts

Posted



It's still leaking a bit of coolant from somewhere out of the back of the head (or possibly block), I should really find out where the thermostat is and replace that as it seems lazy anyway and I suspect that's where the leak is coming from as well, but I can just keep topping it up for now.


One thing I did, which has just come back to me, is I replaced a coolant temperature sensor which is at the back of the head. It's all plastic back there so don't know if I disturbed something while I was in there. Seems a coincidence if that's roughly where it's coming from.
Posted
8 hours ago, DirtyDaily said:

Some people are severely lacking in the common sense department unfortunately. I suspect they didn't consider any of it when they parked there.

I'm becoming convinced that people deliberately park in order to inconvenience others - and sometimes it can be stereotyped by what they drive.  By far the worst I have seen are Range Rovers.  They will deliberately park over as many spaces as possible or diagonally across disabled spaces, purely because owners of modern Range Rovers seem to genuinely believe they are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and want to rub that status into everyone's faces all the time.

See also: anything with a number plate spelling "BO55".  Best option here is to run them off the road before they inevitably try to do the same to you.

Posted

What more can I say .... So much for a controlled supply chain ... 

IMG_20240523_1211536042.jpg.01d1c503abde5c13a7a1300a4eeece26.jpg

  • Haha 1
Posted
4 hours ago, MikeR said:

What more can I say .... So much for a controlled supply chain ... 

IMG_20240523_1211536042.jpg.01d1c503abde5c13a7a1300a4eeece26.jpg

That is crying out for pineapple bits thrown on top.

  • Haha 2
  • Sad 1
Posted
3 hours ago, Remspoor said:

That is crying out for pineapple bits thrown on top.

Then into the bin

  • Like 3
Posted
3 hours ago, Remspoor said:

That is crying out for pineapple bits thrown on top.

Forget Stalin, forget Ivan the Terrible, forget Genghis Khan.  You are history's greatest monster.

  • Haha 2
Posted

wtf is the football on two channels live at once

there has never been any need

keane summariser on one

rooney on the other 

fuck that

karate kid now and watch the rugby in a bit and the cricket later

  • Like 3
Posted

Went to a wedding yesterday. At the sit down meal , the room got louder and louder. Just became white noise to me, unable to have a conversation even with people next to me. When did shouting everything become the norm?

Posted
Just now, Metal Guru said:

Went to a wedding yesterday. At the sit down meal , the room got louder and louder. Just became white noise to me, unable to have a conversation even with people next to me. When did shouting everything become the norm?

Me & t'missus get the same problem - used to think it was just our hearing getting worn out. Started avoiding big functions like Xmas Parties (suits me I'm a miserable bastard)
Then I went to my Uncle's funeral last year. Nobody shouting and yelling there, I was fine at the wake.
 

  • Like 3
Posted

Since people decided their the most important & everyone around them should know how successful/well off they are.

Posted
7 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Went to a wedding yesterday. At the sit down meal , the room got louder and louder. Just became white noise to me, unable to have a conversation even with people next to me. When did shouting everything become the norm?

The ever increasing trend for furnishing restaurants in entirely hard surfaces really has done naught to help this.  Couple near us were absolutely fine until they were refitted, at which point if there were anything more than about 10 people in there it just turned into a giant echo chamber.

Edit: Pretty much just had that proven here.  Just had dinner in the restaurant of the hotel I'm staying in just now, and it was pretty much full.  However the noise levels were entirely comfortable, and I'd have been absolutely able to hold a conversation with someone else at the table at a perfectly normal volume comfortably.  Simply because they've used some common sense when choosing materials for the walls, seating and ceiling coverings.

Posted

Plus you're all talking through your costumes - must have a muffling effect 😉

  • Haha 2
Posted
4 hours ago, Zelandeth said:

The ever increasing trend for furnishing restaurants in entirely hard surfaces really has done naught to help this.  Couple near us were absolutely fine until they were refitted, at which point if there were anything more than about 10 people in there it just turned into a giant echo chamber.

Edit: Pretty much just had that proven here.  Just had dinner in the restaurant of the hotel I'm staying in just now, and it was pretty much full.  However the noise levels were entirely comfortable, and I'd have been absolutely able to hold a conversation with someone else at the table at a perfectly normal volume comfortably.  Simply because they've used some common sense when choosing materials for the walls, seating and ceiling coverings.

Cushty 😀

Posted

Piss poor car boot sale etiquette 

Not the first time I've moaned about people's behaviour at a car boot sale, but this one particularly annoyed me 

Arrived at a stall, someone has 2x small 32" TVs, nothing particularly special, i asked how much, he said £10 each. Great, I said I'll take them, do you have the remotes by any chance? I'm stood next to both of them, with my hand on one. 

He said he does, so off he goes to have a look in the back of the car. 

I'm getting the money ready, meanwhile a bloke in the distance calls out "how much are those tellys?" - he can see that I'm trying to buy them but he obviously wants to gazump me. 

I think the seller is also in the wrong here, because he said "£20 for the pair" instead of "sorry they're sold" 

I think not much more of it, but about 15 seconds later he comes back from the car with the remotes in hand and goes "sorry mate, that gentleman over there has just bought them" 

WTF? How does that work 🤣

I'm stood by them, I got there first, I said I'd buy them, I haven't haggled on the price, but some bloke arrives after me, asks for the price after I did, but manages to hand over the money before I do and they're his all of a sudden? 

It's no great loss, I can easily find the same deal on FB marketplace and then at least I'd have the opportunity to check they work before buying them, so I'm not worried about losing the items - I'm just really annoyed about the complete lack of etiquette from either side? In my opinion, who ever gets to the item first has first dibs, it's only available once they step away from it. If I see something that I want then I'll stand aside and wait if someone else is already looking at it. 

I hope karma does justice and he gets them home to find they don't work 🤣

Posted

Laptop crashed, which is a first for me.  Killed the power, rebooted, ran BleachBit, restarted, ran the cleaner for each browser.

Th Brave cleaner seemed to just hang so rebooted it and it has lost all passwords.

Luckily I have them saved to a USB dongle and an external drive.  Annoying though as it isn't asking to save them now.

Posted

Another day, another incorrectly- sized o-ring for the A8's top coolant hose.

If the next one isn't right I might as well go to Audi, but I'm loathe to travel all the way to Stirling for a tiny part.

Still, I've now got a lovely expanding collection of the things now 😂

Luckily the leak isn't bad so I can still drive it mean time .

Posted

Idiot sister rings up, and is yapping to Ma for longer than the usual "there was this horse and it had a really big shit" conversation. Ma then starts telling me IS is going playing donkeys next weekend, and moggy is going into moggy storage, and you can only retrive moggy between 10 - 4, and she won't be back by then on Sunday.

We can all see where this is going can't we?

So I cut it off in advance by saying "Unlucky. Guess she's paying for an extra day moggy storage then. Expensive game this animal lark".

Posted

In my workshop leaning against some racking is a stainless steel sink from a poxy caravan. In my mind it is unwanted scrap but to her indoors it might come in useful (it won't).

So earlier I am crouching down retreaving a pair of mole grips in the bottom tray of my welding cart and as I straighten up I head butt the corner of the sodding sink.

IMG20240527133949.jpg.b2f36d671c5095c2fb651b26d60e72fe.jpg

How about a nice inch long puncture wound to the front left of my head and worse still fuck me where's all my hair going.

To be fair it didn't bleed for all that long and I didn't think i needed stitches or anything but then again I'm no doctor so I took myself to the minor injuries unit at the hospital expecting to have to wait hours to be seen but no.

Although they were really busy I was seen to and glued back together within the hour, everyone who dealt with me was super friendly and efficient so well done to the NHS and Medway hospital.

I think her indoors is feeling guilty as she has now removed the sink from my workshop.

Posted

Bugger. Took Ma & Mrs out. Came back and hmm, something smells hot. Let's touch all the wheels until I find the scorchio one. NSR which has been freed* off before, so think that wants a new caliper pronto. So that's me out of working cars.

Going to be a fun convo tomorrow, are you ever going to sort my C1 clutch, and would you like a disco too?

Posted
6 hours ago, jakebullet said:

 ISis

Bad news

Posted

Driving to Birmingham last night, young bloke in a Fiesta next to me slings a banana skin out of the window as we're about to pull onto a roundabout.

1) we're not playing Mario Kart and 2) although it's not McDonald's detritus, you're still a litter-lout prick.

  • Sad 2
Posted

Another rejection letter.  I'm getting good at getting these now.  I'm waiting to hear on three applications but since one was for an agency I shan't hold my breath on that.  I did experience the joy that is a fully automated application process with Whitbread (Beefeater front of house vacancy) where you submit your CV, they confirm they've got it, and then they tell you they don't want you pretty much straight away.  At least I didn't end up waiting very long for the disappointment, so that's nice.

Just going to keep trying as and when I find stuff.  I'm not in a mega rush and the artwork is still ticking along okay.  Just a bit frustrating really.

  • Sad 2
Posted

Ordered oil, air freshener automatically added to basket. Removed because I prefer the smell of my own farts in the car. Order arrives, contains "freshener" anyway.

Fuck me.

 

DSC_2574.JPG.87cb595c52576bd858b6f7f5a74c70c8.JPG

Posted
On 27/05/2024 at 14:43, Split_Pin said:

Another day, another incorrectly- sized o-ring for the A8's top coolant hose.

If the next one isn't right I might as well go to Audi, but I'm loathe to travel all the way to Stirling for a tiny part.

Still, I've now got a lovely expanding collection of the things now 😂

Luckily the leak isn't bad so I can still drive it mean time .

If you go on Catcar.info they have the genuine Audi parts diagrams that give the actual sizes of o rings.

Posted
10 minutes ago, artdjones said:

If you go on Catcar.info they have the genuine Audi parts diagrams that give the actual sizes of o rings.

Thank you, very useful, I'll have a look now 😃

Posted
3 hours ago, Pieman said:

Driving to Birmingham last night, young bloke in a Fiesta next to me slings a banana skin out of the window as we're about to pull onto a roundabout.

Makes a change from the road cyclists doing just that around here. Mountain bikers are much better - they just drop chocolate wrappers up on the mountain :-(
I'd have thought both lots would have been more in touch with nature than a Fiesta driver.

  • Like 2
Posted

I was really enjoying owning this again… 

IMG_5428.jpeg.bac06fe661c741f0c9ef4cc9732e48f9.jpeg

Smooth, lovely to drive, comfy and the kids (even the teenager) loved it.

Sadly it’s off back to its previous owner as the C4 we helped her buy to replace it has shat its gearbox in less than two weeks… 

IMG_5253.jpeg.861095529feb3b975d919e6ed1c0f9c4.jpeg

No Merc, and a C4 with a borked gearbox to deal with.

Fucking great. 

  • Confused 1
  • Sad 2
Posted

Not your problem, shirley...? 🤔

  • Like 1
  • Agree 2

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...