What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[wuvvum]

9 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

Did the driver of the white car up by the Mondeo? get out to assist and leave his handbrake off ...he seems to disappear , maybe by falling under the wheels !!!

Looks like it.  I remember someone commenting that on the original YouTube video, followed by about 50 identikit responses of "Good spot LOL!".

[wuvvum]

On 12/14/2021 at 9:45 AM, Wack said:

I came the closest I've ever come to murder on the road out of chesterfield towards chatsworth about 20 years ago, I got in the wrong lane coming out of chesterfield, there was plenty of room to let me in but audi cock decided to speed up and close the gap to much less but I still got in, I was in a van

Then once on the open road he overtook me , brake checked me and started driving at 30mph , whenever I tried overtaking he'd speed up , I'd stopped a couple of times and offered him outside but he just sat 100 yards away and drove away as I walked towards him which was probably a good thing because I was raging

This went on right to the roundabout near chatsworth where I was going right and he went left

I went right but slowly round the roundabout then left , just saw the back of his car entering a close so I followed him and sat at the entrance to the close, his kids were at the door so I just sat there until he clocked me then drove off with a 'I know where you live now cunt' look

Never did anything but I hope he was curtain twitching for a few days

Should have accidentally* rammed the cunt when he brake checked you - he'd have had no choice but to stop then.

[captain_70s]

28 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Should have accidentally* rammed the cunt when he brake checked you - he'd have had no choice but to stop then.

Automatically at fault for not maintaining stopping distance, ruins all the fun.

If I rammed everybody who cut me off or brake checked me or was just a general cunt of the highest order I'd never get anywhere and the van would look like Mad Max prop.

I dearly wish carrying out a pit manoeuvre on dick heads was an acceptable course of action. 

[Wack]

[Wack]

[TheOtherStu]

2 hours ago, captain_70s said:

Automatically at fault for not maintaining stopping distance, ruins all the fun.

If I rammed everybody who cut me off or brake checked me or was just a general cunt of the highest order I'd never get anywhere and the van would look like Mad Max prop.

I dearly wish carrying out a pit manoeuvre on dick heads was an acceptable course of action. 

Not necessarily. Talking to someone in the game the other day, most now go 50/50.

Anyhow, this is supposed to be an antidote to Grumpy so.....

[cobblers]

39 minutes ago, Wack said:

When we are looking at houses to buy, one of my main requests is "is there a gap down the side you could fit a car down" and my wife 100% cannot understand why I'd want a car in the back garden.

 

[captain_70s]

14 minutes ago, cobblers said:

 and my wife 100% cannot understand why I'd want a car in the back garden.

Some folk have no imagination.

[SRi05]

One for the Scotoshiters 

[chancer]

4 minutes ago, SRi05 said:

One for the Scotoshiters 

Cannae beat a bit of Chewin the Fat

[SRi05]

3 minutes ago, chancer said:

Cannae beat a bit of Chewin the Fat

That Shogun is still on the road 😂

[myglaren]

 

[TheOtherStu]

Gift ideas....

[Wack]

Potential new detective here , perfect analysis of the available evidence 🤣

 🤣

 

[Noel Tidybeard]

On 12/12/2021 at 12:02, hairnet said:

discovered furious driving

not a shouty mong like some of them

but hes got a crown vic

but hes doing a two bucket wrong un on it

id just be turning petrol into noise

 

he can't cos it aint all legal yet

[Remspoor]

[High Jetter]

That title has worked for a surprising number of jokes!

[Remspoor]

Christmas number one in '98

 

[dozeydustman]

[myglaren]

[warch]

4 minutes ago, myglaren said:

Is that Australia? They don't really do really do Christmas like we do, mainly because it's fucking roasting hot and during their summer holidays.

[808 Estate]

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

Is that in @beko1987's front room?

[Fumbler]

I was looking at period pictures of Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall and stumbled across this thing of beauty.

Class.

[MikeR]

After a shitty start to the day , a visit to the oldest shitter in the school was in order , that old plumbing looks like it can clear anything , sod saving water , climate change , just move it !

[anonymous user]

I love the adaptation of a close coupled cistern to high level action.

[hairnet]

@AnthonyGsafe from visit

@Kiltox can I come and bow in wonder at madman running crazy German car

This got pointed at 3 o clock oops

downhill bits of m5 deceptive in the dark lol

Cotswolds tomorrow

[Wack]

New fairground ride in Germany forced to close down as owner has a Brian Potter moment  when he sees it running 🤣

 

[hairnet]

Retail therapy

The laff is I've bought the wrong one

Don't really care cos it's cost 60 quid lol

[hairnet]

Nice to see that car fondler

@Six-cylinder 

Hope the non car stuff goes well for you

Show them the dessert lmao

In sarfhampton now