What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[busmansholiday]

Oven or dishwasher, my Mrs wasn't* p*ss*d when she made the wrong choice with the plastic chopping board....

 

[chaseracer]

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, morrisoxide said:

I mate of mine just bought a Volvo on eBay that belonged to Neil Diamond...     Swede car online!!  

I'll get my coat.

C'mon, you can do better than that. In other news, I saw a MO Oxford again today.

[Wack]

27 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

Oven or dishwasher, my Mrs wasn't* p*ss*d when she made the wrong choice with the plastic chopping board....

 

Could be both 

I was surprised when I opened the bottom door of the oven in our rented gite in France 

 

[wuvvum]

4 hours ago, Wack said:

Sean Lock is the funniest man alive

Watch to the end ,NSFW 

 

 

Is that the "challenging wank" clip?  I did pmsl the first time I watched it. 

Joe Wilkinson's poem about naming people's penises was another high point. 

[Jamie]

Off to corfu for a week! I shall be sure to spot some greek chod for you all 😎

[Wack]

Looks quiet , have you got the plane to yourself

[Out Run]

3 hours ago, jamiechod said:

Off to corfu for a week! I shall be sure to spot some greek chod for you all 😎

#Cheekyairportpint

[Jamie]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

Looks quiet , have you got the plane to yourself

Pretty much! It's only half full 

[anonymous user]

2 hours ago, jamiechod said:

Pretty much! It's only half full 

You'll be fine, as long as the pilot isn't working from home

[Wack]

32 minutes ago, anonymous user said:

You'll be fine, as long as the pilot isn't working from home

That’s what I think about people who are scared to fly , if it’s ok for the crew to be up there it’s ok for me 

I’d there was a man in a cap with a RC box round his neck I’d be thinking , no thanks 

[Tetleysmooth]

 

[PhilA]

There goes my 93 year old neighbor.

Sounds and smells like it's not running right, I might offer a tune-up when she gets home.

 

Phil

[cobblers]

Even old boilers need servicing!

 

Oh, you mean the car

[hairnet]

Thanks to @gmfor the hairdresser seats

exo seems ok - for a climbing frame 😛

hes mental - maybe it's the trackdays

nice.bimble thru north Yorkshire tomorrow

[LightBulbFun]

23 hours ago, LightBulbFun said:

I was just idly checking the latest Pre 1963 Age related registrations on the DVLA as you do

and I think I have just come across someones freshly road-registered tank? (if google is to be believed) 

and erm Harry Potters Broom stick?

as a side note it looks like the DVLA have at some point fixed things so vehicles made between 1931-1953 do get properly assigned a ABC123 style plate rather then a reverse plate, in the past Pre 1953 vehicles sometimes got issued reverse 123ABC style plates which was a bit incorrect as the first reverse 123ABC style plates where not issued until 1953, so pleased to see thats been corrected at some point

[hairnet]

@Tickman you were mentioned

Much lunacy and ace welder apparently

[hairnet]

I was in mossley today and saw this

He struggled at any kinda slope not the place to use one possibly

never heard of one

[STUNO]

Marmon Simca ??????

[wuvvum]

Or Simca Marmon.

Powered by a flathead V8 - a carbon copy of a Ford flathead but with no interchangeable parts because everything is metric.

[chaseracer]

Meanwhile, at Scotoshite...

[myglaren]

 

[Tenmil Socket]

I was in the Asda car park the other day and there was a fella spraying a pogweasled Corsa with lacquer 😁

[FakeConcern]

[SiC]

From the Clio Facebook group

He seemed genuinely happy with himself on this installation. 

[vulgalour]

Featuring such classic drum kit sound effects as:

• Bag of rice just fell out of the cupboard and is all over the floor
• Flicking a plastic carrier bag annoyingly
• Giant ballon full of pellets on elastic that you got at the fair

And so much more!

 

[Cavcraft]

Major Mick and the 'Tintanic'

 

https://news.sky.com/story/retired-army-major-bids-to-row-100-miles-in-homemade-tintanic-for-charity-12107321

 

Knock Britain all you like, but we are surely the home of the wonderful eccentric.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

 

Shurely shome mishtake.
 

 

[camryv6]

1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

 

Shurely shome mishtake.
 

 

Photoshop init !!

[wuvvum]

Someone needs to find a photo of an Iveco rescuing a broken down Vauxhall and get it made into a Christmas card for Billy.