Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 43 minutes ago, richardmorris said: Sir obviously didn’t exude the monied look from every orriffice. They charge like a wounded rhino. I think he wasn't too happy at being presented with my business card with my contact details. richardmorris 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, chaseracer said: Musical Offspring is the one with the red jacket, mallets and big corona hair! i read that as wallet percussion - is that only when he jumps up and down on it when guitar man did his solo - was thinking theyd do the same with the others also hitting things bloke needs to sack the cameraman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, richardmorris said: Sir obviously didn’t exude the monied look from every orriffice. They charge like a wounded rhino. that can cost people an awful lot of money - you know the scene in pretty woman big mistake - huge i did that with a bike - they just didnt seem interested on a brand new bike to sell it cash i went somewhere else and they loved me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, chaseracer said: Some weird fella turned up at Chaseracer Towers a while ago... you know the song all about that bass (no treble) this was all about the tea (no biscuit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, hairnet said: that can cost people an awful lot of money - you know the scene in pretty woman big mistake - huge i did that with a bike - they just didnt seem interested on a brand new bike to sell it cash i went somewhere else and they loved me Some places make bugger all on a cash sale, the product being sold is just something to hang a finance deal on and that's where their main profit/commission comes from. That doesn't excuse poor customer service though, even if you did rock up in a dress, big hat and loads of carrier bags. hairnet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 2 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: I think he wasn't too happy at being presented with my business card with my contact details. I can never remember, are you a Solicitor or a Funeral Director, or a hitman? outlaw118, camryv6, Tadhg Tiogar and 3 others 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 fixer upper 'you break we fix' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 1 hour ago, anonymous user said: I can never remember, are you a Solicitor or a Funeral Director, or a hitman? Will I sit back and let you guess.....? outlaw118 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted June 13, 2020 Author Share Posted June 13, 2020 If it's hitman, pm me a quote..... anonymous user, paulplom, richardmorris and 3 others 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 13 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said: Will I sit back and let you guess.....? Bit of all three, isn't it? ?? anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, chaseracer said: Bit of all three, isn't it? ?? Keep going.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 18 minutes ago, chaseracer said: Bit of all three, isn't it? ?? Textbook example of vertical integration, that. Just need to get into antique dealing next. chaseracer, The Moog and wuvvum 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted June 13, 2020 Share Posted June 13, 2020 Helped a mate with a recovery today , saab convertible, woman had somehow managed to lock the car with the electronic part of the key in the ignition but she had the mechanical part ,except it wouldn't open the door Do you have a spare key Yes Where is it In the boot FFS So he tries the key again , then looks at it and it's a blank, never been cut. He tells her its never been cut and she says , yes he said it needed cutting when he programmed it but I didn't know that meant it wouldn't open the car. Ended up getting in with some wire through the glass paulplom, cobblers, myglaren and 7 others 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NorthernMonkey Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 camryv6, Remspoor, stonedagain and 4 others 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brownnova Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Looks as if Jacob Rees Mogg broke down on the way to parliament this morning... richardmorris, Remspoor, Tamworthbay and 8 others 6 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I'm working for Dr. Jazz in North Shields today. At least with being a doctor he'll be able to give himself something for the pain when this shits itself.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk mitsisigma01, Shite Ron, Coprolalia and 3 others 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Sitting having my second brew of the daym a strange noise occurred over the radio which was on in the background. Turned the radio off and all quiet. After a minute or so, it came again. Seemed to be from the area of the woodburner Aaah, I thought, something thinking of building in my chimney. Went outside, nothing near the chimney. Back inside, more noise. Oh. There appears to be a bird inside my stove! Opened all windows and doors before opening the stove. A very dusty starling flew out and passed all the open windows etc and into my bedroom! Managed to open the window and off it flew, shedding dust on its way. A lucky bird, I have been away from home for nearly 10 weeks and the house was empty, had it got in just after I left...... paulplom, loserone, Tickman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 this amused me! "who needs 6 allegros" Oh if only they knew of this place LOL https://www.facebook.com/groups/carsyoudontseeanymore/permalink/2795162280805319/ Retr0naut, anonymous user, Shite Ron and 10 others 10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 5 hours ago, paulplom said: I'm working for Dr. Jazz in North Shields today. At least with being a doctor he'll be able to give himself something for the pain when this shits itself. Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk They suffer badly with rotting front subframes , it's a fortune to fix stonedagain and paulplom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 My brother had a Maserati from new in the states. It was a nice enough drive I suppose (felt more the GT than sports car for sure though) but it had sooooooo many problems. In the 15 or so months he kept it, the dealer had it more time than he did. Often for exactly the same fault over and over. He now drives a Toyota Prius - proof if ever it was needed of a man destroyed............. wuvvum, stonedagain and paulplom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulplom Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 He told me that was the last model with the ferrari engine. Apparently ferrari stopped them because maserati were selling more than they were. They have merc engines now.He also told me his son has a mk1 mx5.Sent from my SM-G975F using Tapatalk stonedagain and Tamworthbay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 12 hours ago, brownnova said: Looks as if Jacob Rees Mogg broke down on the way to parliament this morning... New screensaver, thank you brownnova and Tenmil Socket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozeydustman Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Remspoor, GBJ and Austat 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Anything worth watching on the telly tonight ? the modern day equivalent of channel 4s “red triangle” films ? Roobarb, The Moog and privatewire 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tadhg Tiogar Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 7 hours ago, Wack said: 12 hours ago, paulplom said: I'm working for Dr. Jazz in North Shields today. At least with being a doctor he'll be able to give himself something for the pain when this shits itself. They suffer badly with rotting front subframes , it's a fortune to fix I don't suppose negotiating getting stuck in floods helps much either... paulplom 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wack Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Neighbours up the road - always have 80s/90s Fords near their home, never actually stopped to have a natter with them. Then a 414 turned up. Then COVID happened. Anyway, we live five minutes away from each other, and we finally connected today....on Facebook. Lovely to see their first thought on selling was to find out whether I wanted it ! Price is a bit salty, but it is a lovely motor - better condition than the 420 if truth be told Tickman, phil_lihp, Floatylight and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 I think my back just popped back into place. Semi-C, anonymous user and Roobarb 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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