What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[PhilA]

21 minutes ago, Borsuq said:

 The car will measure the time between your 2 pulls and set that as the new wipe interval. Swanky.

Wiper switch stolen from VW.

[Borsuq]

Just now, PhilA said:

Wiper switch stolen from VW.

Probably not as it's a typical Fiat 3 stalk design, but the idea may well have been nicked from VW.

[Wack]

The traffic jam of dreams

 

[Tamworthbay]

Driving up the M6 about an hour ago in moderate rain and heavy traffic when this twat in a MK4 Golf goes across three lanes, up the hard shoulder and back across three lanes narrowly missing several cars and comes out in front of a new Merc estate. My wife says ‘it’s times like these when you wish you had a dash camera’ just as the Merc lights up like a Christmas tree with blues and twos. Superb!

[Tadhg Tiogar]

9 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

Driving up the M6 about an hour ago in moderate rain and heavy traffic when this twat in a MK4 Gold goes across three lanes, up the hard shoulder and back across three lanes narrowly missing several cars and comes out in front of a new Merc estate. My wife says ‘it’s times like these when you wish you had a dash camera’ just as the Merc lights up like a Christmas tree with blues and twos. Superb!

Which constabulary covers that stretch? It might turn up on their road traffic Twatter feed....

[Tamworthbay]

1 minute ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Which constabulary covers that stretch? It might turn up on their road traffic Twatter feed....

West mids, I don’t do twitter but it was the junction before the A38 going North, approx 6.15-6.30ish. Would be interested to hear if anything is on there.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

35 minutes ago, Tamworthbay said:

West mids,...

Here's their Road Traffic Twatter.

The one you saw isn't on there, but I had no idea there were so many cloned cars going around 

[Tamworthbay]

2 minutes ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Here's their Road Traffic Twatter.

The one you saw isn't on there, but I had no idea there so many cloned cars going around 

Looks like some don’t appear for a while so I keep a check on it, thanks.

[Fumbler]

Mum Fumbler just sent me this

[MikeR]

I set up the spare 50 inch tv in the dining room as a cinema with all the chairs , popcorn , crisps , wine ...

and the wife did not know .......  bit of a surprise after a interesting day

and then played "Grease"  for her and her sister ...

a very good night !! 

    Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

[Jamie]

what makes me grin:

Off to Cornwall (Truro ish) on saturday

 

What makes me grumpy: 

6 hour drive (if im lucky)  

[HillmanImp]

Just found this on B3ta. 

https://b3ta.com/board/11322289

To be honest, I'm not sure if Im just in a cheery mood or if this is a particularly good image challenge but a few of these made me laugh. 

 

[Ghosty]

Dickhead neighbours' house is for sale. 

[808 Estate]

[hairnet]

We drop bits here now and again not seem him since xmas

@chaseracer

Dave is he right 

[Tenmil Socket]

27 minutes ago, 808 Estate said:

That filing cabinet doesn't look safe!

[Floatylight]

Just seen this, not sure it was the stairs the neighbours popped round to see....

[Tadhg Tiogar]

11 minutes ago, Floatylight said:

....not sure it was the stairs the neighbours popped round to see....

Hence the reference to "knocking". And they do, don't they?

[MikeR]

4 hours ago, 808 Estate said:

Thats a fan with no guard , one slip and her furburger could be sliced and diced

[Agila]

Genuine new lexus roof bars for the rx. £11.06 collection in my home town.

Hope they don't go missing!

 

[Tamworthbay]

For the dubbers on here-

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Photoshop, it might be. But I. Having one made when I win the Euromillions , just got to decide Tesla power, a Birotor lump with a turbo Or an SM engine...

[Tamworthbay]

8 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

Photoshop, it might be. But I. Having one made when I win the Euromillions , just got to decide Tesla power, a Birotor lump with a turbo Or an SM engine...

That looks like the world’s sexiest hearse. That is Fucking gorgeous!

[New POD]

23 hours ago, MikeR said:

I set up the spare 50 inch tv in the dining room as a cinema with all the chairs , popcorn , crisps , wine ...

and the wife did not know .......  bit of a surprise after a interesting day

and then played "Grease"  for her and her sister ...

a very good night !! 

    Grin Grin Grin  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

I got into trouble for not coming around with her. I've seen grease. 

[MikeR]

59 minutes ago, New POD said:

I got into trouble for not coming around with her. I've seen grease. 

First time i have sat throu Grease !!! 

[Wack]

Watching something on TV about ww2 

British uniforms had a trick button , unscrew it and there's a compass inside to aid escape 

The germans found out about them so they'd check every button to find them 

The British solution to the problem , they changed to left hand thread and the germans stopped finding them because they didn't unscrew 

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, MikeR said:

First time i have sat through Grease !!! 

Better than sitting in grease.

[Wack]

8 hours ago, MikeR said:

First time i have sat throu Grease !!! 

That brings back a memory from back in the day when people queued for the cinema , 1978 , I had to wait in a queue for 2 hours to get in to see it because my girlfriend desperately wanted to see Grease.

The queue was still  more than the cinema's capacity when we came out 

[Andyrew]

1 hour ago, Wack said:

That brings back a memory from back in the day when people queued for the cinema , 1978 , I had to wait in a queue for 2 hours to get in to see it because my girlfriend desperately wanted to see Grease.

The queue was still  more than the cinema's capacity when we came out 

Tell me more, tell me more

Was it love at first sight?

[myglaren]

The only Grease I've seen is the tin of Molyslip grease in the cupboard.  Been there forty + years.

And some tubes of pressurised copper grease that are leaking all over.  No wonder they were only 50p each.