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Posted
7 hours ago, Wibble said:

According to that, my Cortina will die in 4 years time😬🤣

At least you got 4 years! 🤣

It was the Sandero that got me, given that it's not that old really.

Posted
8 hours ago, Wibble said:

And my Senator will be dead within a year🤔

I had a quick check that you weren’t American!

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Not encouraging.   The 'major defect' was a sticking caliper and worn disc.

Fixed of course.  They knew about it when I dropped the car off for it to be done but they always MOT it first to see what else might be thrown up then fix everything at one go.

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Posted
10 hours ago, Datsuncog said:

Oh, that's handy.

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They must reckon the Corolla will last forever.

yeah had a quick play with the tool, it works solely off the DVSA's database, which means you can stick @hairnet's still New Zealand registered postie bike into it 

but no Northern Ireland cars or vehicles that dont have any MOT history/DVSA database entry

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quite amusingly the DVSA's database still thinks @dollywobbler's Invacar has a 10L engine still LOL

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but handy in that I did not know the DVSA's database recorded engine size like this

however knowing that it does, im not surprised that it still says 10L, because the DVSA database does not really sync with the DVLA's one for the most part, I mean for example the DVSA still think that JBY503J is Orange which is hilarious LOL

 

also TTW991R breaks the tool entirely LOL

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Posted
14 hours ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

The Fabia one doesn't factor in current mileage, at 65k. Would be nice if you could add that bit in by hand.

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The one for the Sandero does seem a bit pessimistic, mind you.

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more bollocks than palace of westminster

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fucking lol at the chap on a bike forum asking about petrol prices in the west of ireland

when hes gonna be travelling from the east of england

if youre gonna do that youre not arsed about how much surely

 

Posted
1 hour ago, LimitedSlippedDisc said:

Just made some new mats for my Panda.

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Mmmmm, grass!

Posted

watching a scooter thing where theyve crossed tthe usa coast to coast and theyre now going home

theyre heading for flagstaff AZ and they must be on route 66 as they keep talking about it

but he says (correctly) root 66 - but whenever he talks about routes for other things ie all other times he and most americans will say

rowt 

why?

@PhilA you dont speak english can you help :D

 

 

Posted

need a smaller car , the C1 "boot" can take 233 notes worth of Waitrose shopping with room to spare !!!

Posted
1 hour ago, MikeR said:

need a smaller car , the C1 "boot" can take 233 notes worth of Waitrose shopping with room to spare !!!

£233 🤯 Was it fags and gin 

Posted
4 hours ago, hairnet said:

why?

@PhilA

That's him trying to be posh.

Trees have roots

Roads have routes

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Was just reading up about Terry Waite's cousin who was one of the samples on Little Fluffy Clouds and found this article on the BBC website about oor Tel:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/witness/february/2/newsid_2714000/2714181.stm

Dude is a right bad ass Rambo muthafucka, what do they teach at the Anglican church? 

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I bet someone working at the BBC in 2005 still chuckles to themselves about that one. 

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Posted

Also read the replies. More of these machines live then I thought.

 

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This is one of cunt next doors bezzie m11's stealing a chunk of RSJ from cunt's shit pile. Good to have friends isn't it?

N yeah, my number plate melted off in the heat and I've not fixed it yet.

Posted

How do you know he didn’t ask ? 
I know your neighbour is a cunt but you are becoming obsessive about it now .

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Posted
1 minute ago, twosmoke300 said:

How do you know he didn’t ask ? 
I know your neighbour is a cunt but you are becoming obsessive about it now .

He comes out of his yard, and walks up and down for 5 minutes checking nobody is watching him first.

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