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Xantia of Desires - Farewell xantia!

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#1 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 05:42 AM

I'm so fupping excited! Estimated time of leaving - after breakfast and coffee

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I haven't done a car buyage for years!
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Posted 07 August 2016 - 05:54 AM

Bon voyage...............


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:20 AM

May as well stick my oar in. Ive just woke uo, voing to grab a bacon butty then hit the road to Coventry. Xantia cleaned and ready, audi ready too

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#4 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:21 AM

Charlie is very excited about the new car (and means I have to wake someone up before I leave...)

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:43 AM

Fuck me, two in one Sunday morning!

 

Bub..... the Xanta going?


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:44 AM

Yep. Was a great car but cant use clutch in traffic as mentioned before mate

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:50 AM

Fair enough mate, hope you got a reasonable price for it.


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:51 AM

It needed to go. Gave a shiters discount on it and beko is getting a great motor with lots of new bits.
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Posted 07 August 2016 - 06:59 AM

Here I go then!

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:00 AM

God speed Vacuum Man!


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:03 AM

Asmm ripley branch . Southbound and down. See ya soon
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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:04 AM

^^ Eh? LOL


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:10 AM

Im fetching beko ken!
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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:21 AM

Beko, this is no reflection on Bub, but check the fuckin wheelbolts!
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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:21 AM

Not I'm sure I'm doing this shite collection thing right. No car to wash and polish but do have a wallet with some spondolics in. So up at silly o'clock this morning to drive to the other side of coventry to feed these little darlings* as my daughter is away on her jollies.

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Stumbled out the front door half asleep still and discovered my Pug well and truly blocked in by the neighbours cars. oh well, looks like I'll take the ZX then. Two grateful cats fed and watered and let out to spend the day frolicking in the sunshine.......or more likely fast asleep in their cat house in the garden.

Noticed the ZX was slightly low on fuel so headed off to the petrol station and filled her with 37 quids worth of finest Texaco diesel. A quick tap of the calculator revealed 51mpg on that tank then, not complaining at that, who said old cars are bad for the environment? Then realised its customary to do a petrol station shot, ok its not the car being purchased but who cares!

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Then back home and toast and coffee for breakfast while waiting for everyone to turn up. god this car purchasing is hard work!

 


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:30 AM

It's Sunday morning, not yet 9am and I'm confused. Can someone explain what is happening in simple terms please :)

 

I'm ok with Bub travelling to Cov at present but after that.....


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:40 AM

Is someone swapping cars with Bub's Audi too?


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:44 AM

Collection thread kollision!
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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:50 AM

I'm purchasing the 50 quid citroen zx from beko. Beko is purchasing the Xantia from bubs. My house is the meeting point as its central. Bubs is then taking beko back to Derbyshire to collect the xantia of many autoshite owners. I'm sat here deciding what vinyl to play next whilst awaiting delivery of the low mileage* ZX


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:53 AM

Ah, all is now clear :)


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 07:54 AM

 

 

Is someone swapping cars with Bub's Audi too?

 

Why? Do you fancy a dizzler A4 then? :)


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:00 AM

Three way live reporting. That's a bit bloody advanced. I can't even manage one way live reporting.


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:02 AM

Scary stuff :)


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:04 AM

Ive got 4 lighters on car not one bloody works. Im ten mile away from deans. Im lookung out for manic german cars after wgat happened last time. Hang on..... .

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:04 AM

An update, a second cup of coffee drunk, more toast consumed but no visitors yet, mind you they are probably still trying to find parking spots around here!


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:05 AM

Actually whoever gets here first park in the entry one house down from mine, i'm the only one who uses it!


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:06 AM

Bub has just hijacked a BMW and is using the cig lighter.


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:06 AM

Two German cars cannot interface. You will be perfectly safe'ish.


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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:07 AM

Woohoo

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Posted 07 August 2016 - 08:08 AM

You have a lit fag?


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